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The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
Western Civilization ladies and gentlemen

https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1472400431292862469

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Gramps
Dec 30, 2006


i think frank gore just tried to shoot a double

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Trying to figure out in my head how many rounds chisora would had to have won and domimated to be knocked down 3 times and only lose 114-112

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1472410764531187714

Cigar Aficionado
Nov 1, 2004

"Patel"? Fuck you.
Those Parker/Chisora cards were low key the worst cards of the year.

Also Parker just doesn't have it.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Lol, Ariel is ringside interviewing the Jake Paul x Woodley 2 card.

Cigar Aficionado
Nov 1, 2004

"Patel"? Fuck you.
Zurdo's a talented fighter and a top level guy in whatever division he chooses to compete in but he gets soundly outboxed by Bivol and gets stopped by Beterbiev. Way too hittable, not enough power. I'm thankful he switched up his style to be more aggressive though.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
bahahahahahahahaha Woodley

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006


well ho lee poo poo that was nasty

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Would rule if Paul fought a real boxer but ya know

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
jfc this is never going to end

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GenerousWanHeron-mobile.mp4
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ValuableEnormousClownanemonefish-mobile.mp4

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Dec 19, 2021

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Knockout of the year

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Let the Jake Paul hype train build, but also keep getting him bigger fights. It'll work out.

Cigar Aficionado
Nov 1, 2004

"Patel"? Fuck you.

The Ninth Layer posted:

Knockout of the year

Without hyperbole lmao

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Cigar Aficionado posted:

Without hyperbole lmao

He's finally won you over :kiddo:

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
The trick is to scale it up slowly so eventually you can throw a slightly washed-up contender at Jake Paul and enjoy the schadenfreude. It's a marathon, not a sprint.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The good news is Tyron Woodley will never recover from this.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Dias posted:

The trick is to scale it up slowly so eventually you can throw a slightly washed-up contender at Jake Paul and enjoy the schadenfreude. It's a marathon, not a sprint.
:hmmyes:
We finally got to watch Greg Hardy get his head taken off in MMA after like 3 years of waiting

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Lmao at Paul's hands being at his waist for several seconds prior

Kablammo lol

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I saw Dude Wipes in the store today and could barely believe they were real

Then I come here to find gifs of the knockout and lo and behold Tyrone Woodley is sponsored by them, lmao

shizen
Dec 29, 2006


Lmao even paul was surprised that worked. I can't believe how awful Woodley has become. Hands by his side loading up a telegraphed punch and Woodley just drops his hands as a defense.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
I'm so glad other people watched this fight for me.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger

The Ninth Layer posted:

Knockout of the year

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

shizen posted:

Lmao even paul was surprised that worked. I can't believe how awful Woodley has become. Hands by his side loading up a telegraphed punch and Woodley just drops his hands as a defense.

Jake had been setting it up all fight with body shots, Woolley thought it was another one.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Would love to see a gif of a body shot thrown like that

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

willie_dee posted:

Jake had been setting it up all fight with body shots, Woolley thought it was another one.

“Paul DESTROYS Woodley with EXTREME FIGHT IQ” was not my takeaway.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Jake Paul is a goat

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch


god drat he just puts him to sleep holy poo poo

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Marching Powder posted:

Would love to see a gif of a body shot thrown like that

You can see Tyrone go to parry it away thinking it’s a body shot

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Torquemada posted:

“Paul DESTROYS Woodley with EXTREME FIGHT IQ” was not my takeaway.

Setting something up and capitalizing on it against an opponent who can’t pull the trigger isn’t too crazy, it’s how you win a fight. Being able to pull it off is nice but it’s not like acknowledging the trap is the same as saying he’s the next Ali or something.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


lmao

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Anyone with a moderate level of boxing ability would have connected with Jake’s face before he could’ve unloaded that hand from his hip.

He’s looked better than I ever thought he would, but any journeyman would gently caress him up.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Woodleys defense is just truly elite.

The way he timed that glove drop to get knocked out is beautiful

Cigar Aficionado
Nov 1, 2004

"Patel"? Fuck you.

sportsgenius86 posted:

Anyone with a moderate level of boxing ability would have connected with Jake’s face before he could’ve unloaded that hand from his hip.

He’s looked better than I ever thought he would, but any journeyman would gently caress him up.

Well yeah. He still hasn't fought an actual boxer yet.

Randomly scrolling through boxrec's cruiserweight rankings rank 50 through 100, "Engin Karakaplan" would beat the poo poo out of him. So would "Demetrius Banks" or "Vaclav Pejsar".

It's still fun to watch him spark dudes out though.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fast cars loose anus posted:

I saw Dude Wipes in the store today and could barely believe they were real

Then I come here to find gifs of the knockout and lo and behold Tyrone Woodley is sponsored by them, lmao

Many an MMA fighter had them as sponsors before the UFC said the foghters were making too much money off sponsorships

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Marching Powder posted:

Would love to see a gif of a body shot thrown like that

https://youtu.be/yPToPFwSB4g

Teddy Atlas explains it here

Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place

Mekchu posted:

Many an MMA fighter had them as sponsors before the UFC said the foghters were making too much money off sponsorships

And let's not forget the halcyon days where "Condom Depot" was plastered over many a man's rear end.

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Freudian slippers posted:

And let's not forget the halcyon days where "Condom Depot" was plastered over many a man's rear end.

Never forget dynamic fasteners

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


cagliostr0 posted:

Never forget dynamic fasteners

I occasionally poke around to see if anyone sells dynamic fastener rashguards/spats and no luck

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