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Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe
That tree with high heeled shoes on

E: This is a very bad page snipe

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

https://twitter.com/dhm/status/1474132275289800715

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

trustless the process

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
buttcoin: trustless the plan - Qcoin

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

njsykora posted:

a quick search for traf

Until the age of 8 I thought the entire world used “traf” as the polite way to say “fart” in front of your mom. My Mom grew up as a Nashville society Southern Belle and “fart” was vulgar.

Turns out my Dad was just a peasant. And my siblings and all our grown kids think “traf” is hilarious and they make their Nana come down with the vapors with their potty-mouths.
:banjo:

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Hammerite posted:

Personally I think there should be more members of the Night's Watch sponsoring sports teams

:lol:

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed

SubG posted:

that really doesn't make the point better than, you know, all the porn that's been shot there

the porn is why people want to rent it for parties

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
i am suggesting that the porn is documentary evidence that the room has in fact already been rented for partying

that is the joke

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
some encyclopedic knowledges of the use of japanese party penthouses in pornography on display here

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


Kazinsal posted:

some encyclopedic knowledges of the use of japanese party penthouses in pornography on display here

can you repeat that? i could not hear anything because of all the springing noise those traps made

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


when porn is all on the blockchain this problem will be solved for good.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


more like cockchain

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


njsykora posted:

more like cockchain

more like cockblockchain

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021


This is the future heralded by vtubers and frankly, I'm here for it.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

no I didn’t lie on my resume that’s actually a fictional character and his canon backstory is that he has a harvard mba

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

You see, it was inevitable that human CEOs would become obsolete. With a human, there will always be, well, some humanity left in them that cannot be eliminated or selected against. There is always a possibility, however small, that they may in fact not make perfectly optimal financial decisions for the firm when faced with moral externalities. But with a virtual CEO? Oh baby, the sky is the limit! Whoever puts on the mask is an extra step removed from their human culpability and even better ,they're publicly anonymous!

Eventually AI technology will advance enough that we can remove the human behind the mask. Imagine the AI algorithm, coded entirely in Etherium smart contracts on the blockchain attached to an NFT of the virtual CEO's likeness. A future where AI CEOs act as independent agents, capable of being hired by different firms. The best programmed AI CEOs will be in high demand and make their creators fabulously wealthy while the poorly programmed CEOs will bring shame upon their family. The market forces at play will eventually produce the optimal CEO program and usher in the Age of Aquarius.

The future is bright.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

qirex posted:

no I didn’t lie on my resume that’s actually a fictional character and his canon backstory is that he has a harvard mba

https://twitter.com/NoVAphilly/status/1472966639222153219

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
shitcoin

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot
:rodimus:

https://twitter.com/elsandifer/status/1474752820175900674?s=21

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
It’s the year 2030. You right click save someone else’s nft controlled art from the metaverse. You go to the 3D printer to pick up a hard copy but instead of an ape it printed a cop

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
Sickos can turn your 3d printer in to an automated machine gun turret

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Boxturret posted:

Sickos can turn your 3d printer in to an automated machine gun turret

Suprised a game hasn’t done something like this yet that would be awesome

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Boxturret posted:

Sickos can turn your 3d printer in to an automated machine gun turret

:sickos:

raminasi
Jan 25, 2005

a last drink with no ice

i went to this site with javascript disabled and it gracefully gave me a link to a perfectly functional "web 1.0" version of itself that uses no javascript so it is now my favorite website on the whole internet

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/TheRedApeFamily/status/1474397752054489123

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

raminasi posted:

i went to this site with javascript disabled and it gracefully gave me a link to a perfectly functional "web 1.0" version of itself that uses no javascript so it is now my favorite website on the whole internet
:worship:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lucas Excretion

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

raminasi posted:

i went to this site with javascript disabled and it gracefully gave me a link to a perfectly functional "web 1.0" version of itself that uses no javascript so it is now my favorite website on the whole internet

otoh if you have js on it keeps a running tally of all the scams you've scrolled by on the bottom

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


https://twitter.com/tristandross/status/1474787742517235712

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The hair is Elsa Frozen.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Paladinus posted:

The hair is Elsa Frozen.

oh god i didn't see it until you said that and now it's all i can see

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I can't wait to see a streamer play a 'children's flash game' where you need to remove splinters from pregnant NFT monkey's feet.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Dec 26, 2021

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
baby monkey corrective back surgery

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

help monkey bring forth a baby

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

It’s gross but not as gross as @Gapewives

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


:whitewater:

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Wow.

acidx
Sep 24, 2019

right clicking is stealing
How much does it cost? The closer to free it is, the better.

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SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
cryptographically secure fakes

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