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Mega64 posted:I can't imagine how Nathen could've lost the Garfield license. https://i.imgur.com/KWzj8gu.mp4
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I hope the dudes name is
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I honestly expect to see him pivot to James A. GarfieldEats soon.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I honestly expect to see him pivot to James A. GarfieldEats soon. Nathen is certainly presidential
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I honestly expect to see him pivot to James A. GarfieldEats soon. Hopefully not by being Chester A Arthur.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I honestly expect to see him pivot to James A. GarfieldEats soon. I'm going to order the William Howard Tafty Meal 
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Merry Garfmas
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Love me, feed me, never become obsessed with the idea that your pamphlets were instrumental in my election as president and thus were denied a rightful place in my administration E: might need workshopping
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Alucard posted:I'm going to order the William Howard Tafty Meal This just reminds me of that wonderful Burger King build-your-own-meal photoshop thread from a decade ago.
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Goddamn. I must have memory holed this.
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The mugging for the camera at the end is probably what caused Viacom to yank his license. Just took one look at that gif and said “Nope. Not happening. gently caress this”
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Meantal Health is a serious life-threatening problem so don't treat it as a trivial matter! It took a cartoon to fu**in save me. ... My battles with suppression & opression led to monotony & dark depression for 4 years until Jim Davis creator of #Garfield gave me a purpose when he approved my licensing agreement for @GarfieldEATSco. I felt I was going places! It is in Chapter 10 - Hollywood Calling of my book Arabiolosis - a self-help memoir & guide will take you on a journey to my 10 Mazri laws from feeling species to thinking species. Self-introspection is key to survival to reach self-actualization 💪 @exclaimdotca #motivation #inspiration #garfield #book #life #success #hollywood #licensing You hear that, everyone? Self-introspection is key to survival to reach self-actualization. Everything's going to be fine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BwLeW2uBrM
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Dec 25, 2021 14:59
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Ah yes the suppression and oppression of the oil baron’s failson. A tragedy for modern times
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Merry Garfmas Merry Garfmas But I couldn't GarfieldEats this year
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Killingyouguy! posted:We're still waiting for farewell part 2!! We're also waiting for the second episode of the Garfeats docuseries. It ain't happening.
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Frank Frank posted:Ah yes the suppression and oppression of the oil baron’s failson. A tragedy for modern times Excuse me might actually be a finance baron's, failson, which is totally different. That is second or third hand or first hand money laundering for the oil baron.
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A reminder that, immediately after, this happened:  
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I've been reading this thread forever but still every once in a while I have this moment where my brain glazes over and I have a deep, deep realization that yes, this man is actually sexually attracted to Garfield.
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sharknado slashfic posted:I've been reading this thread forever but still every once in a while I have this moment where my brain glazes over and I have a deep, deep realization that yes, this man is actually sexually attracted to Garfield. Y…you’re not?
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I want a shirt that says I don't gently caress in case people can't see my face
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I have been touched by an # angel. No time for #sex, #dating, & #marriage! 1. I never felt the need to live with someone co-dependently or independently. 2. I can't imagine sharing my king size bed with someone. 3. Sex lasts for 15mins and then what...all this for that?! I'll finish myself OFF. #done 4. My ❤ was broken 3 times and everyone around me is getting a divorce worth TENS of millions of dollars or having an open relationship anyways(Sex here and there) or waiting at the clinic for their STD results. Yes, many are also happy, BUT I rarely saw that part, its like I was destined, not jaded! 5. Oh, let's not foget the time and investment ( financially and emotionally) required for those who have kids. Runnnnnnnnnnnn!!!! *** I CAN'T DO IT. NOT FOR ME. I will channel my energy to focus on ME, MY BRANDS, FAMILY, CHARITY, and the PLANET. @1percentftp *** I am destined to create, build, and entergage people creating opportunities and employment for the masses.That requires immense FOCUS in a low attention span era. I am not afraid of failure and I have lots of LOVE to give for a celibate. If i see you, I will hug you. FYI - Just don't touch me above my knees. 🤣 If love comes my way, i am open minded. I create my #celibacy parameters - I kiss, hug, flirt (but will go nowhere). I feel FREE, pure, clean, focused, and heaven is close as the ONE GOD awakened me to focus on this life and the hereafter. My life is on an upward positive change because I chose #Celibacy...My heart was destined and designed to LOVE 1 GOD who has the mega universal power beyond the galaxies, presidents, and kings to manifest what I want. **? Say #hamdellah - a form of gratitude to the 1 higher power coming from the soul for manifestation. YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS 🤣 Mneowwww! @torontolife @vanityfair @voguehommes @attitudemag @gq @menshealthmag @esquire @gqmiddleeast @entrepreneur @oprah @owntv @breakfasttelevision @morningshowca @yourmorning @globeandmail @lgbt @them @nymag @askmen
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Lol this is disgusting He is viscerally unpleasant to behold. He’s living in the uncanny valley between shittily inauthentic and authentically lovely
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Lol this is disgusting that tweet about getting fingered at a ministry concert except being roofied at a nightclub
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Sherbert Hoover posted:that tweet about getting fingered at a ministry concert except being roofied at a nightclub How about the part in his book where he admits to desperately wanting to bone his cousin?
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I don't like how washed out looking that garf suit is, it looks like it's been on his front porch since 1996
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lmao e: his complete lack of awareness of tone is unique and incredible
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Dude should just show hole and be done with it.
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Pet Shop Boys posted:When I look back upon my life 
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Holy poo poo I didn't realize that was a reference to a Petshop Boys song
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Futanari Damacy posted:I have been touched by an # 
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Let me be the rare voice here saying I hope he goes the hell away but of course I know he will not. He thinks he got lots of positive attention from this project so he will absolutely try something else (I mean, maybe just going all-in on Scoob, hard to say). Or, like, some sort of serious felony
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I hope Nathan finally meditates in seclusion long enough to achieve self actualization and he finds a way to blend his unique form of manic episodes into a creative and ideally healthy profession that allows him to be a respected and self sufficient member of his community.
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That makes it easier for Nathen to cram it up his rear end. I know he said he's celibate but he would absolutely make an exception for any Garfield product he can cram up his rear end.
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