ded posted:

as an officer, can't he be called back to active and courts martialed?

quote:

Ultimately, Scheller’s continued public demands for accountability landed him in a Marine Corps brig, without charge, on Sept. 27. Scheller remained in confinement until on Oct. 5, when he was charged, and his lawyers struck a plea deal with the Marine Corps, in which he pleaded guilty to all violations of the Uniform Code of Military Justice that the Marine Corps levied against him.

During an Oct. 14 court-martial, Scheller pleaded guilty to violating Article 88 (contempt toward officials), Article 89 (disrespect toward superior commissioned officers), Article 90 (willfully disobeying a superior commissioned officer), Article 92 (dereliction in the performance of duties), Article 92 (failure to obey an order or regulation) and 27 specifications of Article 133 (conduct unbecoming an officer and a gentleman).

Scheller was directed to forfeit $5,000 of pay for one month for these violations. Additionally, part of Scheller’s agreement with prosecutors was that he would resign his commission and receive an honorable discharge or general under honorable conditions as part of the agreement, so long as Navy Secretary Carlos del Toro signed off on the character of the discharge.

Col. Glenn Hines, the Marine judge who oversaw Scheller’s trial, sharply criticized the Marine Corps’ handling of Scheller’s case and rejected the prosecution’s request for further punishment against the outspoken Marine Officer.

Hines described the combination of Scheller’s pretrial confinement, along with alleged leaks to the press, as raising the “specter of unlawful command influence.”

Magugu posted:

James Webb Space telescope launches 30 min or so from this post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nT7JGZMbtM

Magugu posted:

Webb launch was good. It's on it's way.

shame on an IGA posted:

Bored As gently caress posted:

Mine is any Shane Black movie

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, or The Nice Guys.

Soul Dentist posted:

What's everybody's favorite Christmas movie?

bird food bathtub posted:

Die Hard

Soul Dentist posted:

Merry Christmas! What's everybody's favorite Christmas movie? Mine is Jingle All the Way. I watched it last night followed by the "Two Santas" episode of Futurama, the Frasier episode where Martin gets suckered into joining a church pageant, and then Scrooged -- which pretty much sums up my runners-up

Acebuckeye13 posted:

It's a Wonderful Life. One of those rare films that gets better with time.

Stultus Maximus posted:

It does. I really appreciate the message - you probably won't grow up to be an astronaut football star president but that's okay. You can be a good person and make a difference anyway.

BIG HEADLINE posted:

No one's ever going to top this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Kim

quote:

Penis

PLASTIC FORK
SPORK
FOUR PLASTIC SPOONS
MARBLE
SCREW AND PIECE OF PEN
TAPE AND PAPER
“PUT A CHOPSTICK IN HIS URETHRA LAST NIGHT TO MAKE HIS PENIS LONGER AND WAS UNABLE TO REMOVE IT”
BEADS ON STRING
CLOTHING PRICE TAG
END OF A RAT TAIL COMB
TWO TWEEZERS
“HEADPHONES CORD TO PREVENT WET DREAMS”
NAILS
HEX KEY
DART
BREAD TWIST TIE
PIECE OF METAL FROM COVID MASK
“WHILE MASTURBATING WITH A SEWING NEEDLE HE LOST CONTROL OF THE NEEDLE AND IT DISAPPEARED INTO THE MEATUS OF HIS PENIS”


Vagina

SPIKED PENIS RING
TWO HALVES OF BROKEN COLORED PENCIL
DISPOSABLE RAZOR
HAIRBRUSH
BARBELL
PILL BOTTLE
TWO BATTERIES
PENNY AND SHAMPOO CAP
“PATIENT WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER BOYFRIEND LAST NIGHT AND A VIBRATOR WAS PLACED IN HER VAGINA IT IS STILL VIBRATING AND IS STUCK”
TOY DINOSAURS
CANDLE
A UNICORN
HUSBAND’S WEDDING RING
GLOW-IN-THE-DARK BALL
DETERGENT POD
SPIDER-MAN ACTION FIGURE

Rectum

BOTTLE CAP
PLASTIC SODA BOTTLE
“WAS ‘JOKING AROUND WITH FRIENDS’ WHEN JOKE WAS TAKEN TOO FAR AND A CAN WAS PUT INTO HIS RECTUM”
CLICK GEL PEN
BRONZE HANDLE OF A TOOL
2 BATTERIES
GLUE BOTTLE
“WENT TO SIT DOWN IN THE BATHTUB AND SAT ON A PLASTIC BOTTLE OF BUBBLE BATH THAT WENT INTO HIS RECTUM”
FLATHEAD SCREWDRIVER
PHILLIPS HEAD SCREWDRIVER
TOOTHBRUSH CASE
PUMP ACTION PLASTIC ALCOHOL DISPENSER
BAR OF SOAP
ROLLING PIN
“STATES HE AND HIS WIFE WERE HAVING SEX WHEN SHE PLACED A RUBBER PENIS IN HIS RECTUM AND IT BROKE OFF”
“STUCK PLASTIC TOILET PAPER HOLDER IN RECTUM DURING SEXUAL ENCOUNTER W/ PARTNER WHILE INTOXICATED”
“REPORTS WAS ‘PLAYING WITH MY WIFE’ WHEN THE CAP OF AN AEROSOL CAN BECAME DISLODGED & STUCK IN HIS RECTUM”
RUBBER BALL
SQUISHY BALL
STRESS BALL
BILLIARD BALL
“PT STATES WAS ATTEMPTING TO HOLD A BALL IN GLUTEAL FOLD & BELIEVES GOT LOST. NOT 100% THAT BALL IS IN RECTUM”
TOY DINOSAUR
TOY ROCKET
PUZZLE PIECES
“SOME MARBLES”
HEXBUG ROBOTIC TOY
“STATES HE AND HIS FRIENDS HAD A PRACTICAL JOKE GOING ON EACH OTHER. THIS TIME, HE WAS SLEEPING WHEN HIS FRIEND PUT A DILDO IN HIS RECTUM AND NOW UNABLE TO GET IT OUT”
SHAMPOO BOTTLE
LOTION BOTTLE
HAIRSPRAY
“HAVING TROUBLE GOING POOP SO HE PLACED A MECHANICAL PENCIL IN HIS RECTUM. PT NOW UNABLE TO REMOVE. PENCIL IS STICKING OUT.”
MAGIC DICE
HEAD OF ACTION FIGURE
TWEEZERS
SCISSOR TONGS
TOWEL WITH A SOCK OVER IT & GLOVE OVER THE SOCK
AXE BODY SPRAY
12″ KNIFE HANDLE-FIRST
“WAS DRINKING WITH FRIENDS AND BELIEVES THAT HE MAY HAVE PLACED A NICKEL AND A DIME INTO HIS RECTUM.”
LIGHT BULB
GRASS AND GOLF TEE
CARROT
LOTTERY TICKET
“FOREIGN BODY IN HIS RECTUM. HE STATES HE ‘BELIEVES IT IS A VAPE’ AND IS NOT ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS.”

Acebuckeye13 posted:

It's a Wonderful Life. One of those rare films that gets better with time.

facialimpediment posted:

It's that time again, tag yourself!

I'm “FOREIGN BODY IN HIS RECTUM. HE STATES HE ‘BELIEVES IT IS A VAPE’ AND IS NOT ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS.”

https://twitter.com/DefectorMedia/status/1474760333139099656?t=iUo-SS0Z1SIVgW4D9evCVg&s=19

Also Die Hard unironically, Christmas movies are bad. Though I did get to watch along Jingle All The Way 2 with the Cinephobe guys and that shitass movie was good to make fun of.

Nuclear Tourist posted:

I'm so happy the James Webb launch went smoothly. Hopefully its space origami unfolding goes equally well.

Happy festivus everyone, may you all own your relatives when it comes time for the feats of strength.

Marshal Prolapse posted:

Odds of the rectum guys being military?

BIG HEADLINE posted:

No one's ever going to top this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Kim

Soul Dentist posted:

Merry Christmas! What's everybody's favorite Christmas movie? Mine is Jingle All the Way. I watched it last night followed by the "Two Santas" episode of Futurama, the Frasier episode where Martin gets suckered into joining a church pageant, and then Scrooged -- which pretty much sums up my runners-up

ElMaligno posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt11t4tuEIk

Acebuckeye13 posted:

It's a Wonderful Life. One of those rare films that gets better with time.

McNally posted:

It became rougher to watch knowing that when George Bailey breaks down in front of his family, Jimmy Stewart wasn't really acting. He was tapping into his PTSD, letting it show through. Dude had seriously gone through hell.

I mean, gently caress, look at this.



These photos were taken like three years apart.

This photo was taken for Life Magazine shortly after he came home from WWII in the fall of 1945.



This man is 37 years old in this photo.

McNally posted:

It became rougher to watch knowing that when George Bailey breaks down in front of his family, Jimmy Stewart wasn't really acting. He was tapping into his PTSD, letting it show through. Dude had seriously gone through hell.

I mean, gently caress, look at this.



These photos were taken like three years apart.

This photo was taken for Life Magazine shortly after he came home from WWII in the fall of 1945.



This man is 37 years old in this photo.