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kingturnip posted:Going on a conversation I had with my siblings earlier in the year, I agreed that we would only buy the children in the family gifts. Fuckin scabs!
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Had a lovely Christmas eve meal where our polish friends cooked up a storm. First time we haven't cooked! Absolutely destroyed ourselves with far too much gin, got back at 3am and fell asleep on the sofa with a piece of cheese. A successful evening! Gonna make buffalo chicken once we get up and open somre prezzies. Have a lovely argument free day all.
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To no surprise, my PCR confirmed the lateral flow test. Based on how I feel today I'm hopeful my body is winning the fight to flush it from my system.
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I honestly thought that was a comedy skit.  I have eaten, i am full.... might eat some more..... *oh god oh god* in a while, i'm not doing this tomorrow.
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Merry Christmas, goons.
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I got drunk and thought it would be funny to assemble a tiny Christmas lunch for the cat
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I’m half steamed on mimosas, the true meaning of Christmas
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Merry keirmas
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crispix posted:i'm going to have a biiiiiiiiig christmas day wank NotJustANumber99 posted:i wonder what the queen will say JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I think she'll just smile politely and wait for security imo. 
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I got drunk and thought it would be funny to assemble a tiny Christmas lunch for the cat You were right, that's hilarious.
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My family’s mainly dead so I’m spending Christmas with some family friends. The older parents of one of the family friend’s husband are also here. The mother is talking about how much she loves her Kindle, and how easy it is to change the page, just by flicking. “I’m just flicking away all night,” she says.
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Comrade Fakename posted:My family’s mainly dead so I’m spending Christmas with some family friends. The older parents of one of the family friend’s husband are also here. The mother is talking about how much she loves her Kindle, and how easy it is to change the page, just by flicking. Aren’t we all
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Pablo Bluth posted:To no surprise, my PCR confirmed the lateral flow test. Based on how I feel today I'm hopeful my body is winning the fight to flush it from my system. Keep eating! Stuff yourself with pure fuel and don’t give Johnny Omicron a chance. My first time cooking a full Christmas dinner for a guest. I don’t know why it suddenly became stressful halfway through, but it was a success and am stuffed and glad
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Just Another Lurker posted:I honestly thought that was a comedy skit. 
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Merry keirmas this might be the last year you can say this
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Aidan_702 posted:Keep eating! Stuff yourself with pure fuel and don’t give Johnny Omicron a chance. Is it "feed a cold, starve a fever" or the other way round? And which one does covid count as?
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Clarence posted:Is it "feed a cold, starve a fever" or the other way round? And which one does covid count as? That's a load of bollocks anyway
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STUFFING TWIGLETS UP YOUR ARSE STOPS COVID INFECTION WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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it's a shame dementia doesn't run in the royal family like baldness and those dead eyes of theirs, it'd be so much fun if the queen went a bit loopy like my great aunt did in her late years, and took to casually using strong swear words and calling everyone either fanny or willy
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Miftan posted:You were right, that's hilarious.  Fine Christmasing. Keep it up.
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crispix posted:it's a shame dementia doesn't run in the royal family like baldness and those dead eyes of theirs, it'd be so much fun if the queen went a bit loopy like my great aunt did in her late years, and took to casually using strong swear words and calling everyone either fanny or willy Charles did think he was a tampon for a minute there
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Failed Imagineer posted:Charles did think he was a tampon for a minute there The royals certainly are stuck up cunts.
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crispix posted:it's a shame dementia doesn't run in the royal family like baldness and those dead eyes of theirs, it'd be so much fun if the queen went a bit loopy like my great aunt did in her late years, and took to casually using strong swear words and calling everyone either fanny or willy they do have haemophilia so for a royal bloodline it is rather apt
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Aidan_702 posted:Keep eating! Stuff yourself with pure fuel and don’t give Johnny Omicron a chance.
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The Queen there making a concerted effort to show all her kids in bits of VT except Andrew and Harry
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Merry Christmas goons, you are all lovely people and excellent comrades. Another 40 minutes and I can stuff my stuffy face with the next dose of cold medication.
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crispix posted:STUFFING TWIGLETS UP YOUR ARSE STOPS COVID INFECTION WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't waste poor Twiglets like this
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Merry Everything you lot, thanks for simultaneously keeping me sane and driving me loopy every day, this really is the best thread. In non-Xmas news: https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1474808797138931715?t=tvUxsXCG2k6_AVeIJqy6UA Lol
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I got drunk and thought it would be funny to assemble a tiny Christmas lunch for the cat 😆😆😆 Love it. We did similar the other day, put together a little "charcuterie" for the cat: https://www.instagram.com/p/CXWCf-bNgpU/?utm_medium=copy_link They love a little variety! EDIT: Also Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of you lovely goons. You keep my spirits high in these strange times, and I think you're all great.
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Merry Christmas UKMT  Chosen family,. Cats, Goose.
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Loonytoad Quack posted:Merry Everything you lot, thanks for simultaneously keeping me sane and driving me loopy every day, this really is the best thread. Only a few bits of red to scrub out of Scotland.
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Loonytoad Quack posted:https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1474808797138931715?t=tvUxsXCG2k6_AVeIJqy6UA It's Christmas, not April fools.
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RockyB posted:It's Christmas, not April fools. I know, but I think I’d cream myself if Johnson lost his seat.
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Mourning Due posted:We did similar the other day, put together a little "charcuterie" for the cat: https://www.instagram.com/p/CXWCf-bNgpU/?utm_medium=copy_link "chatcuterie" was right there. Merry Chrimbo everybody.
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