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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
That's a ballsac alright looks familiar

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
:smuggo:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



a worthy snipe

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



and an amazing thread return

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



we've missed you spinz!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



or at least I have, haven't really discussed it with everyone else to get a consensus

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Blood for the blood god!!!

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tip posted:

like I said, bullshit
:hmmyes:

Tip posted:

or at least I have, haven't really discussed it with everyone else to get a consensus

You're the OP, we follow your lead

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Blood for the blood god!!!



drat, I gotta start working on food stuff soon

and clean my kitchen first :negative:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



that looks really good though

oh man, I'm excited for my prime rib

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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:siren: Dog wearing a sweater :siren:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



also, low key excited to eat some potato chips and dip

I love sour cream mixed with onion soup mix but I haven't had it since I found out I'm lactose intolerant, I found some lactose free sour cream though so it's on :haw:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

:siren: Dog wearing a sweater :siren:



got any pigs in a blanket?

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
tfw when you're waiting for more balls

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Um, Mr Derpies, I think I'm having some trouble with this, am I doing it right? I think I need some help

:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/KWxsR1q.jpg
:nws:

Btw thanks dude, Christmas was at a 9/10 this year, this helped clear that hurdle

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I was gonna show my balls but now I feel like I'd just be a bandwagoner instead of a pioneer.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I was gonna show my balls but now I feel like I'd just be a bandwagoner instead of a pioneer.

Bagwagoner

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I was gonna show my balls but now I feel like I'd just be a bandwagoner instead of a pioneer.

no one has posted a close up of their taint yet


or their dick

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020


:hmmyes:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


How about a tastefully done bell end shot?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

:siren: Dog wearing a sweater :siren:



:neckbeard:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Tip posted:

no one has posted a close up of their taint yet


or their dick

Taint would be the way to go because anyone can do it. But it seems difficult, if not impossible to tie a bow to a taint.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Taint would be the way to go because anyone can do it. But it seems difficult, if not impossible to tie a bow to a taint.

Not without help at least. Also I think the sticky bows would be acceptable.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhg1qCyCVNk

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



GBS subtitle should be changed to look at this goons huge balls IMO

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I'm so full

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Not full on balls though, could always use more of those

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
I need to make a confession: I got a little stoned off edibles and was listening to a "90s mix" on spotify as I finished wrapping the final presents before going over to my parents' house, and I ended up listening to Meat Loaf's "I would do anything for love but I won't do that" in its entirety, and enjoyed it. Hadn't heard it in like a decade, but it's so bad it's good. I am not ashamed of this opinion :colbert:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DorkusMalorkus posted:

I need to make a confession: I got a little stoned off edibles and was listening to a "90s mix" on spotify as I finished wrapping the final presents before going over to my parents' house, and I ended up listening to Meat Loaf's "I would do anything for love but I won't do that" in its entirety, and enjoyed it. Hadn't heard it in like a decade, but it's so bad it's good. I am not ashamed of this opinion :colbert:

meat loaf is good

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11MzbEcHlw

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Tip posted:

meat loaf is good

I should have made meatloaf instead of the short rib ragu for christmas lunch. I guess christmas dinner is still an option

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive


:lmao:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

DorkusMalorkus posted:

I need to make a confession: I got a little stoned off edibles and was listening to a "90s mix" on spotify as I finished wrapping the final presents before going over to my parents' house, and I ended up listening to Meat Loaf's "I would do anything for love but I won't do that" in its entirety, and enjoyed it. Hadn't heard it in like a decade, but it's so bad it's good. I am not ashamed of this opinion :colbert:

Meat Loaf is loving good, specifically that song and dramatically singing it whenever possible

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Meat Loaf as a person is an absolute moron

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

Btw thanks dude, Christmas was at a 9/10 this year, this helped clear that hurdle

o7

My only regret is I have only one ball sack to give to the 1000 page thread, the hardest working, most educational, and least pretentious thread on the forums

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Meat Loaf as a person is an absolute moron

oh yeah, as a person he totally sucks

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Tip posted:

oh yeah, as a person he totally sucks

Didn't he yell at Gary Bucey? Also, isn't Meat Loaf dead?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

GBS subtitle should be changed to look at this goons huge balls IMO

I thought about putting them on the pig photo but I didn’t want to look at beer’s balls that long.

No offense, of course.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I thought about putting them on the pig photo but I didn’t want to look at beer’s balls that long.

No offense, of course.

Its mildly painful but I would be deluded to think my balls are perfection so I get it

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

My only regret is I have only one ball sack to give to the 1000 page thread, the hardest working, most educational, and least pretentious thread on the forums

:haibrow:

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