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davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

D.N. Nation posted:

He writes* about wrestling for Forbes magazine**!

*well, not anymore, he hasn't put up a new piece in years
**the online site, which is just a content mill for desperate hacks running on the fumes of its famous name
No, he's still with Forbes Contributor Network, just under his name and not his company's: https://www.forbes.com/sites/alfredkonuwa/

I did it for a while since it was relatively easy extra cash for something with so little oversight. (You literally just need to declare your intentions of grabbing a story in Slack and you can post directly to the site without any editorial intervention. That's it. Plus it became clear that it generally wasn't visible enough to make me look bad to more prestigious editors, so why not since it was so easy?) That was when the minimum guarantee was $500 if you published 7 or more articles in a given month, though. When they eliminated that tier, leaving just $250 for 5 or more articles in a given month as the guarantee, it didn't feel like it was worth it anymore.

That said...I have no idea if I'm the only person this kind of thing has ever happened to, but when Christopher Smith left legacy Forbes for Sports Business Journal, he recommended I take over his wrestler pay rankings list published during WrestleMania season. I did it last year, and it paid 10x the current monthly minimum for the one article. Good times!

If someone really wanted to, they could use the public page view counter to calculate how much he's earning from Forbes Contributor Network on a revenue share/pay-per-click basis.

ALSO: From my last conversations with WWE PR people about Forbes.com, they have no idea whatsoever that Forbes Contributor Network is a thing, much less how it's separated from legacy Forbes. That was a couple years ago, but the Konuwa as blatant WWE puppet stuff suggests to me that they're probably still blissfully unaware that, effectively speaking, he's not writing for the actual prestige publication.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/dumpthendp/status/1474532314646401025?s=21

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
...Like, Warrior I get. Everything else aside, this roided up monster sprinting to the ring like a madman and shaking the ropes like he's possessed was cool AF. But Val? ...why?

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007



Two questions.

1) What must you be looking for from a wrestler's entrance that your top three all-time are Ultimate Warrior, Val Venis and Adam Cole?

2) Who's the fourth face on that weird-rear end Mount Rushmore?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Gaz-L posted:

...Like, Warrior I get. Everything else aside, this roided up monster sprinting to the ring like a madman and shaking the ropes like he's possessed was cool AF. But Val? ...why?

If you find less talented Rick Rude telling dick jokes hilarious I could see liking it (and god help me I do). gently caress Val as a human tho, dude stinks now.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Weirdly it's Dean Malenko

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

forkboy84 posted:

Weirdly it's Dean Malenko

Dude’s WWE Bond music was awesome.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

https://twitter.com/sulaii1/status/186616436888846336?s=21

https://twitter.com/lexistyson/status/1387255941477900288?s=21

Eat My Fuc fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Dec 25, 2021

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Not sure why you're posting facts in the bad take thread

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/BuckeyeinFL13/status/1473903805079166976

https://twitter.com/BuckeyeinFL13/status/1474015249602854922

Noted Val Venis-tier wrestler Owen Hart.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Rarity posted:

Not sure why you're posting facts in the bad take thread

Look at the date. That person tweeted that fact with such conviction that it went to the past where it only confused people.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Even when WWF was presenting Val as a legitimate singles champion, he still couldn’t hook his way out of a wet paper bag. Dudes grappling was trash.

Beaut of an elbow drop tho.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Now, NJPW wrestler Owen Heart, he was a star! (I still find it funny that his name is spelled wrong on the junior title)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Obscure figure Owen Hart

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/WrestleCringe/status/1474834666213543944?t=Sk2A7XBEHlLsSYxuap_p9w&s=19

So in addition to being a disingenuous hack, he's also painfully unfunny

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

forkboy84 posted:

Weirdly it's Dean Malenko

It's actually Man Mountain Rock.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Do we think he's aware at any level that Tony Khan isn't white?

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Lamuella posted:

Do we think he's aware at any level that Tony Khan isn't white?

Considering he's handwaved away Mexican and Japanese wrestlers in regards to diversity I don't think he cares.

Also, Malenko's WCW theme is underrated. It's one of the top tier "poo poo just got serious, someone's getting hosed up" songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyaQ3uaKavc

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Lamuella posted:

Do we think he's aware at any level that Tony Khan isn't white?

Tony Khan having 1 white parent is probably enough for him to discount it in his mind

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017


Oh, I see the problem. Mmhm. He needs to turn his TV on when he watches wrestling, although it probably does make WWE more bearable.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Imagine watching Val Venis coming out with a penis-colored squirt gun that shoots cum and thinking "Yes this is Star Power on the level of Bret Hart and Stone Cold Steve Austin"

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

MotU posted:

Tony Khan having 1 white parent is probably enough for him to discount it in his mind

ThisisNasty has equations for how white someone is.

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

I wasn’t aware the goal post had been moved so far.

https://twitter.com/rombex97/status/1473851291461816320?s=21

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

kinetic77 posted:

I wasn’t aware the goal post had been moved so far.

https://twitter.com/rombex97/status/1473851291461816320?s=21

The best part of Dave's mentions are people talking about how total viewers are the only thing that matters and him asking why isn't Smackdown canceled if total viewers are all that matters and people responding how important the demo is.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
2022

RAW CRUSHES RAMPAGE AGAIN

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/WrestleCringe/status/1474834666213543944?t=Sk2A7XBEHlLsSYxuap_p9w&s=19

So in addition to being a disingenuous hack, he's also painfully unfunny
I should probably put this here:
https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1474900098635251719
https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1474900101386715140

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

yeah, I think doing a bit where Tony Khan of all people says the n-word for some reason is reasonable enough proof of that.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I can't even picture him saying it. It's like trying to picture, like, Daniel Tiger saying it.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Boy is ThisIsNasty going to be embarrassed when he finds out Tony is short for Antony and not Anthony.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Yeah it's not like the history of wrestling is full of classic David and Goliath underdog stories or anything.

https://twitter.com/FishManSA325/status/1474944974349340676

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
hook's match tonight against one of the bears was great and shows easily that he can deal with larger opponents

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

there's no way taz could believably beat bam bam bigelow

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
brian cage isn't even taller than hook

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


flatluigi posted:

hook's match tonight against one of the bears was great and shows easily that he can deal with larger opponents

Yeah, that dude is a good deal bigger than Cage and Hook still did some impressive suplexes to him. And it wasnt phony looking

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
As we all know, every wrestling match consists of two people standing side by side next to a ruler and whoever's the tallest wins the match

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

MassRafTer posted:

The best part of Dave's mentions are people talking about how total viewers are the only thing that matters and him asking why isn't Smackdown canceled if total viewers are all that matters and people responding how important the demo is.

The best part of this argument is that these people think Total Viewers SHOULD be the important number because it's a bigger number and obviously bigger number is always better.

Except if they did get what they wanted and shows were ranked by Total Viewers, WWE's shows wouldn't even break the top 20 in the charts. They're SO hyperfixated on the Biggest Number that they can't even see that the "Demo" is the reason Raw/Smackdown are constantly topping the ratings charts.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Drakkel posted:

As we all know, every wrestling match consists of two people standing side by side next to a ruler and whoever's the tallest wins the match

Poor Adam Cole :(

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Lamuella posted:

Do we think he's aware at any level that Tony Khan isn't white?

He's one of those types were the only minority that matters for his argument is an African American. He even said that Japanese & Mexican wrestlers shouldn't count as being minorities in wrestling because they can just work in Japan/Mexico.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Lamuella posted:

Do we think he's aware at any level that Tony Khan isn't white?

Only cowards and good journalists let facts get in the way of outrage clicks

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Gumball Gumption posted:

Only cowards and good journalists let facts get in the way of outrage clicks

And this endless pursuit of attention via outrage eventually breaks that person's brain.

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