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Rolling around in the puddled grease from a turkey dripping pan Nah I'll shower on Tuesday as scheduled
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Taking a shower in a torrent of sand like the tank girl movie.
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Any Doctor will tell you that soil is Essential to the function of our Skin, which is especially important in these times of Plague, and all of this constant bathing (in the matter of heathens such as the hated Turk as well as Greece of Old), will put our own Godloving Perfumeries out of a job!
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Dec 26, 2021 02:18
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Yeah, p. much
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Dec 26, 2021 02:18
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i wash myself with a rag on a stick
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Dec 26, 2021 02:34
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Facebook Aunt posted:You do constantly excrete oil and things through your skin. That's how skin works. It's not gross. And it's part of your body's defense mechanisms! The oils and salts from sweat coating the outside dead layers of skin keeps your outsides dry and acidic. Microbes designed to live on the acidic desert of your skin (where they're not hurting you) don't do nearly as well when they get to the wet, lower PH environment of your inside (or if they do they're usually easy for your body to recognize as invaders and clean up pretty fast). And that is your science factoid of the day! 
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Alkydere posted:And it's part of your body's defense mechanisms! The oils and salts from sweat coating the outside dead layers of skin keeps your outsides dry and acidic. Microbes designed to live on the acidic desert of your skin (where they're not hurting you) don't do nearly as well when they get to the wet, lower PH environment of your inside (or if they do they're usually easy for your body to recognize as invaders and clean up pretty fast). So what you’re saying is that bathing makes you a basic bitch.
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Platystemon posted:So what you’re saying is that bathing makes you a basic bitch. Being a basic bitch is what makes me a basic bitch, but the bathing probably doesn't help
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As a Swamp Creature I'm constantly covered in a thick layer of bog muck which keeps me happy, healthy, and moisturized.
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Data Graham posted:Rolling around in the puddled grease from a turkey dripping pan If anything I sleep better that way Rendered unconscious
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Brawnfire posted:Rendered unconscious Oh very good, well done.
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Surely they could have thought of something to replace fire with to complete the joke. I'm not going to but I'm sure they could have
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Pickles the drummer Ding Dong doodily do
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great big cardboard tube posted:Surely they could have thought of something to replace fire with to complete the joke. I'm not going to but I'm sure they could have Choir
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Dec 26, 2021 05:46
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Benny Harvey posted:And I'm fine with that, just not at the start of the day.
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I work from home. I basically do everything on company time.
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The problem with bathrobes is they tend to fall open and cinch your middle. I just go with a grotesquely oversized nighshirt. Right now I'm rocking this only Jabba-sized : All the convenience of being naked and none of the consequences.
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Do you have a little sleeping cap too. Perhaps a candle holder Looking for a meme, it's the types of doctors one. It's a bunch of memes but they're all types of doctors and poo poo idk
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Kuiperdolin posted:I just go with a grotesquely oversized nighshirt. So basically you're saying you're the Kevin Smith of nocturnalwear?
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im just nude
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Zzulu posted:im just nude hey rick!
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Tutu Gonegone
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Rip Nelson Mandela  
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Basticle posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/317446131586170880/924647313748660275/huenapurrrrrrrrahnnnnbapurah.mp4 Oh no lol Sagebrush posted:Rip Nelson Mandela 
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Sagebrush posted:Rip Nelson Mandela Always the meme thread. I hate you guys. Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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this guy?
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TotalLossBrain posted:this guy? No, that's Tokyo Sexwhale, the guy from the UN
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gently caress
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Kuiperdolin posted:The problem with bathrobes is they tend to fall open and cinch your middle. I just go with a grotesquely oversized nighshirt. Right now I'm rocking this only Jabba-sized : This just needs a stocking cap with a little ball on the end and a candleholder in hand to complete the look
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i feel attacked
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