Reddit: A fiesta of problematic statements

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Collapsing Farts: Jun 29, 2018; ð

# ? Dec 26, 2021 12:43

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 21:08

nurmie: Dec 8, 2019

i consciously choose to believe that all this is elaborate trolling, and i refuse to consider other options for my own sanity's sake

# ? Dec 26, 2021 14:24

Nice Tuckpointing!: Nov 3, 2005

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

I don�t think they understand what pronouns are

I mean, at that point, it's just picking a new name.

# ? Dec 26, 2021 14:50

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

I am happy for grave and support graves further posts

# ? Dec 26, 2021 15:36

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Imagine how disappointed their parents are

# ? Dec 26, 2021 15:40

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Nice Tuckpointing! posted:

I mean, at that point, it's just picking a new name.

I�m arcadegender and my pronouns are Geralt/geraltself/lol

# ? Dec 26, 2021 15:41

pooch516: Mar 10, 2010

gbs but from 2004 posted:

I’m arcadegender and my pronouns are Geralt/geraltself/lol

Witchthey

# ? Dec 26, 2021 16:24

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

# ? Dec 26, 2021 16:45

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

How are these supposed to work in practice? Instead of 'he went to the shops' I say 'geraltself went to the shops'?

Have whatever pronouns you want but they aren't allowed to be longer than your actual name :colbert:

Or 'geralt went to the shops' which is entirely redundant

# ? Dec 26, 2021 16:55

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

A simple trick to break the brains of older millenials

# ? Dec 26, 2021 16:59

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Geralt put on geralt hat and got into geralt car. Geralt was excited to get geraltself geralt favorite pizza from geralt favorite pizza place. A frisson ran through geralt spine and geralt had to steady geraltself

# ? Dec 26, 2021 17:10

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

gbs but from 2004 posted:

How do you even use these pronouns in a sentence?

I want to bury buryself after reading that list.

# ? Dec 26, 2021 17:15

alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019

Colonel Cancer posted:

A simple trick to break the brains of older millenials

yup lmao

If folks wanna have cool pronouns just let em, gender is fake, language is fake, we can do whatever the gently caress we would like with it :kimchi:

# ? Dec 26, 2021 17:17

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Strategic Tea posted:

Or 'geralt went to the shops' which is entirely redundant

i fun thing i realized is that don�t align with any pronouns too much so i just ask ppl to use my name instead. you can just do that!

also lol at the guy who went �how Does one even Use pronouns�

# ? Dec 26, 2021 17:20

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

Obliterate gender but good prose needs to be protected, especially on, er, reddit.com

# ? Dec 26, 2021 17:21

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

As long as figuring out what you said doesn't require reference material, do whatever the gently caress you want with language. English is not prescriptive. Just don't get mad when people think you are an idiot because they don't understand a single thing you are trying to communicate.

# ? Dec 26, 2021 17:33

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Goons foreverially jorping themselves into Kermit itt about not having to respect murderself

# ? Dec 26, 2021 17:37

This Is the Zodiac: Feb 4, 2003

Hey I found some pictures of the posters in those threads:

# ? Dec 26, 2021 17:44

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

self

# ? Dec 26, 2021 17:44

Turpitude II: Nov 10, 2014

"endself" sounds like what they'd say on youtube in place of "suicide" because using the actual word gets their video demonetised

# ? Dec 26, 2021 18:02

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

goblin week posted:

i fun thing i realized is that don�t align with any pronouns too much so i just ask ppl to use my name instead. you can just do that!

also lol at the guy who went �how Does one even Use pronouns�

I have no problem or confusion at people using whatever pronouns they want, I�m not some befuddled out of toucher who�s up in arms over people using �they�

But what I meant is I don�t understand the logistics of constructing sentences with the pronoun buryself? Like do you say yeah I�m going to buryself�s house later or I�m going to bury�s later? Like the pronoun subreddit seems to follow some kind of structure for constructing these pronouns and I don�t get it

# ? Dec 26, 2021 18:06

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Careful or you just might work yourself up a case of prodromalself

# ? Dec 26, 2021 18:08

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

gbs but from 2004 posted:

I have no problem or confusion at people using whatever pronouns they want, I�m not some befuddled out of toucher who�s up in arms over people using �they�

But what I meant is I don�t understand the logistics of constructing sentences with the pronoun buryself? Like do you say yeah I�m going to buryself�s house later or I�m going to bury�s later? Like the pronoun subreddit seems to follow some kind of structure for constructing these pronouns and I don�t get it

Do you also say �I�m going to myself house�?

# ? Dec 26, 2021 18:13

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

# ? Dec 26, 2021 18:38

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

goblin week posted:

Do you also say �I�m going to myself house�?

Ohhh I get it

I�m going to blow wagself bark

# ? Dec 26, 2021 18:51

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

Joe is going home to crow house

# ? Dec 26, 2021 18:52

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

DerekSmartymans posted:

Ménage a all four…hedonism…

Edit: This comes with inverted colors on AwfulApp iPhone for me, and the img on my phone is not like that…is it inverted for everyone else? It sorta ruins the “easily identified perversity” joke I’m going for.

Edit 2:
I’ve been posting stuff directly from my phone to AA for a long time…did an update break something? My pics and videos all look fine on my phone, but I tried a completely different, normal cropped-screenshot that, again, is fine on my phone. It is posting inverted-color images into AA with the [timg][/timg] tags though.

# ? Dec 26, 2021 19:18

Slimy Hog: Apr 22, 2008

goblin week posted:

Do you also say „I’m going to myself house”?

Nah, 🍆 says "🍆 going to 🖕 house"

# ? Dec 26, 2021 19:24

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Slimy Hog posted:

Nah, 🍆 says "🍆 going to 🖕 house"

Grover house say Grover housen�t going to Grover house house

# ? Dec 26, 2021 19:36

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Colonel Cancer posted:

A simple trick to break the brains of ~~older millenials~~ well adjusted humans

brb, proposing to my vacuum cleaner. Vacself gives great blowjobs.

# ? Dec 26, 2021 20:09

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

oh god I love borkself. its so intensely silly

# ? Dec 26, 2021 20:25

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I really don't give a poo poo about what pronouns people use. Just tell me what they are and I'll do my best to use them.

However this is absolutely ridiculous and taking it to such an extreme I can't help but think that this has wrapped around itself into parody, however unintentionally

# ? Dec 26, 2021 20:58

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I really don't give a poo poo about what pronouns people use. Just tell me what they are and I'll do my best to use them.

However this is absolutely ridiculous and taking it to such an extreme I can't help but think that this has wrapped around itself into parody, however unintentionally

It's just kids having fun, you can safely ignore it and your life will be the same as if you never learned of it

# ? Dec 26, 2021 21:00

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy

44 year old Larry Grubb left enraged at junior co-workers after claiming to identify as a tree. tree claims tree was being sarcastic.

roomtone fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Dec 26, 2021

# ? Dec 26, 2021 21:09

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

# ? Dec 26, 2021 21:17

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Mr. Lobe posted:

It's just kids having fun, you can safely ignore it and your life will be the same as if you never learned of it

I don�t think anyone is actually mad at it, it�s just funny to make fun of stupid poo poo

# ? Dec 26, 2021 21:31

RPATDO_LAMD: Mar 22, 2013; 🐘🪠🍆

the only pronouns that should be allowed to have gender are first person pronouns
blast the english language into the sun and replace it with a new one

# ? Dec 26, 2021 21:33