The Bramble posted:

My gf doesn't want me to talk about experiments and unnornal thoughts

Brawnfire posted:

I have the mind of a scientist. A scientist who doesn't understand why the gently caress anything works and is also quite stupid as well

The Bramble posted:

My gf doesn't want me to talk about experiments and unnornal thoughts

Anyway the plan is for to you to burst into the lube section of Walmart and loudly exclaim "WHERE IS THE LUBE WITH THAT REAL SICHUAN PEPPER TINGLE??". Meanwhile some other friends will pretend to be browsing nearby and agree that none of these lubes meet our needs. That's when I appear and offer free samples to everyone of my pepper lube and you all talk about how great it is. The GM will be so pressured by the spontaneous show of interest he'll have no choice but to sign the distribution contract I'll have prepared!

The Bramble posted:

My gf doesn't want me to talk about experiments and unnornal thoughts

Anyway the plan is for to you to burst into the lube section of Walmart and loudly exclaim "WHERE IS THE LUBE WITH THAT REAL SICHUAN PEPPER TINGLE??". Meanwhile some other friends will pretend to be browsing nearby and agree that none of these lubes meet our needs. That's when I appear and offer free samples to everyone of my pepper lube and you all talk about how great it is. The GM will be so pressured by the spontaneous show of interest he'll have no choice but to sign the distribution contract I'll have prepared!

The Bramble posted:

My gf doesn't want me to talk about experiments and unnornal thoughts

quote:

I (22F) recently started dating my BF (23M) about a month ago. We’ve been friends for almost a year, and dating felt like a natural next step. We share a lot of interests and work in the same field (we are both biologists). Since we’re both scientists, we talk about experiments and our curiosity about the world extensively; we can literally just talk for hours.

Enter the issue. I do not want children. I love my career prospects and want to dedicate my life to health care and research and live a quiet life with my S/O. BF says he wants children and wants his parents to, “at least get to meet their grandchildren.” I told him from the beginning of the relationship that raising children is not a lifestyle choice I am interested in. I expressed my desire for a quiet life and how I didn’t want to destroy my body through a pregnancy. BF asked if there was a way to grow a human child in an external womb, would I reconsider children then? It seemed like a cool hypothetical idea, I said I would consider it if we lived far in the future where that kind of technology was an option. I thought that was the end of it. It was not.

BF has now taken to obsessing over inventing an external womb device. Like I had said, we are both extremely curious people and talk about hypothetical science topics all the time, but this is something else entirely. Almost every time we hang out, he will mention his plans for the external womb he wants to invent, how he wants to get it finished before he’s 30 (remember he’s 23), and how he knows he’s going to need to work super hard on this invention to have biological kids with me. He says he understands that I don’t want to ruin my body with pregnancy, and that this is the perfect solution. At first I thought his passion for a new invention was admirable, but his tone has morphed from “this would be an amazing invention” to “I need to solve this problem.” It has escalated to him pounding his head with fist in frustration trying to “solve” something so complicated. I’ve tried to gently tell to him that I’d rather us move on and talk about something else, and reiterate that I don’t want children, biological or otherwise. He’ll listen for a moment and then go back to ruminating about the details of the invention how to “fix this problem.”

I hit a breaking point and told him that this obsession is overblown, and it’s hurtful that he’s so bent on this all to get around the “problem” of me not wanting children. He got very upset and said that I’m the only one who ever listens to his ideas. I told him I love him and love talking to him, but this obsession with inventing this contraption just to get his way is delusional and hurtful. I continued and said that if a woman giving him children is this important to him, I’m not the girl for him. He became sullen and left. I’ve texted him trying make amends for what I said. He hasn’t responded to any of my meessages. I love him dearly, but it was too much. So, AITA? Did I go too far?

The Bramble posted:

My gf doesn't want me to talk about experiments and unnornal thoughts

Anyway the plan is for to you to burst into the lube section of Walmart and loudly exclaim "WHERE IS THE LUBE WITH THAT REAL SICHUAN PEPPER TINGLE??". Meanwhile some other friends will pretend to be browsing nearby and agree that none of these lubes meet our needs. That's when I appear and offer free samples to everyone of my pepper lube and you all talk about how great it is. The GM will be so pressured by the spontaneous show of interest he'll have no choice but to sign the distribution contract I'll have prepared!

The_Franz posted:

Like, mint-condition 90s toys factory sealed in the box? Sell that poo poo on ebay for megabucks. Like everything else now, people with too much money have turned old toys and video games into speculative prestige assets that trade for huge amounts. A pristine, sealed copy of Mario 64 recently sold for over $1.5 million USD.

Fatkraken posted:

Yeah, no. That's a scam, the "seller" and "buyer" are in cahoots and it's a massive swindle where they artificially inflate prices to drive a bubble and profit from gullible "investors" who they've convinced the price will continue to rise forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvLFEh7V18A

it's beanie babies, but deliberate fraud not just collective madness

PancakeTransmission posted:

The gently caress is a purple pill?

Invisible Clergy posted:

"I am very scientific here is my horoscope."

Ravenfood posted:

It's a scientific horoscope based on a study of white 1950s minnesotan males conducted by two people with no formal training in psychology validated almost entirely by several studies published by a journal run by the Myers-Briggs Foundation, thank you very much.

dog nougat posted:

Invisible Clergy posted:

Yes, horoscopes for men. We're on the same page.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

this guy is probably a nazi btw

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

this guy is probably a nazi btw

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

this guy is probably a nazi btw

bell jar posted:

r/relationships: gf tells me to wash my genitals every day

DoctorWhat posted:

Karl Jobst is in fact a Nazi. He has a long history of homophobic harassment campaigns against other speedrunners, while carrying water for and collaborating with known white nationalists like RWhiteGoose and Apollo Legend. You can find out more in the Speedrunning thread in Games.

DoctorWhat posted:

Karl Jobst is in fact a Nazi. He has a long history of homophobic harassment campaigns against other speedrunners, while carrying water for and collaborating with known white nationalists like RWhiteGoose and Apollo Legend. You can find out more in the Speedrunning thread in Games.

Cowslips Warren posted:

here is what I don't get. Now, I don't have a penis, but for those that do, and like it, isn't any reason a good reason to touch it? Wash it, clean it, tug one out? Or is it the toddler contrarian that screams NO You Can't Make Me! when it comes to basic poo poo like cleaning your dick?

Cowslips Warren posted:

here is what I don't get. Now, I don't have a penis, but for those that do, and like it, isn't any reason a good reason to touch it? Wash it, clean it, tug one out? Or is it the toddler contrarian that screams NO You Can't Make Me! when it comes to basic poo poo like cleaning your dick?

The Bramble posted:

My gf doesn't want me to talk about experiments and unnornal thoughts

Anyway the plan is for to you to burst into the lube section of Walmart and loudly exclaim "WHERE IS THE LUBE WITH THAT REAL SICHUAN PEPPER TINGLE??". Meanwhile some other friends will pretend to be browsing nearby and agree that none of these lubes meet our needs. That's when I appear and offer free samples to everyone of my pepper lube and you all talk about how great it is. The GM will be so pressured by the spontaneous show of interest he'll have no choice but to sign the distribution contract I'll have prepared!

Cowslips Warren posted:

here is what I don't get. Now, I don't have a penis, but for those that do, and like it, isn't any reason a good reason to touch it? Wash it, clean it, tug one out? Or is it the toddler contrarian that screams NO You Can't Make Me! when it comes to basic poo poo like cleaning your dick?

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

Who hasn’t been doing the deed and thought “yeah sex is cool but you know what really would be better is putting chili extract all up inside my orifices.”

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

Who hasn’t been doing the deed and thought “yeah sex is cool but you know what really would be better is putting chili extract all up inside my orifices.”

spacetoaster posted:

I don't see how anyone would not clean it whenever they take a shower. Wherein is probably what's happening. The dude isn't bathing.

quote:

I am just generalizing over the girls that I have met so far and I try to put myself into the shoes of someone who wants kids. I would want a stable and safe partner.

Mbti is just to describe the people's character in one word. Of course there is more to describe the person.

The current gf is a nurse and she wants a normal man and thinks that my ideas are gross. She is IQ 108 and speaks 2 languages and is bad at math

She likes hiking, cooking videos on tik tok and action and drama movies in her free time but not movies like the matrix or movies that are critical of society

She is good at social stuff, motherly and a bit dominant

The Bramble posted:

r/relationships: My 32 mind is the one of a scientist (INTJ)