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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Robert Durst spotted

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Actually it’s to play my small part in harming a large corporation

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

This is ridiculous. It's 'makes do'.

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

Hobby Girls Make Do

ShadowSpectre
Oct 6, 2016
waaaay far back in the thread but

mysterious frankie posted:

"I want to buy this house. How am I paying? See that massive Flinstones wheel sitting on the hill over there? Yeah buddy, exactly. All yours."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rai_stones

quote:

The ownership of a large stone, which would be too difficult to move, was established by its history as recorded in oral tradition, rather than by its location. Thus a change of ownership was effected by appending the transfer to the oral history of the stone.

Ya I invest in NFTs
N - Massive
F - Fuckin
T - Stones

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Modal Auxiliary posted:


Archbishop Desmond Tutu

y'know, I was sure he died years ago. Anyone else remember that?

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Yeah. It's a false memory though. It's known as the Tutu Effect.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


I sell NFTs of massive stones. They ain’t making no more massive stones!!! They’re inherently deflationary!!!!!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

teethgrinder posted:

Yeah. It's a false memory though. It's known as the Tutu Effect.

huh I always heard of this as the Howie Mandel Effect

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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teethgrinder posted:

Yeah. It's a false memory though. It's known as the Tutu Effect.

Are you from the "makes due" universe?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

That's the Berenstine Bears universe, right?

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
I'm from the universe where Sinbad stars in "Kazzam!" I bet you're all jealous, it won Oscars and poo poo.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Brawnfire posted:

That's the Berenstine Bears universe, right?

wait, isn't it Berensteam?

they had the neat hats

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

It’s Bear Stearns, and they played a major part in wrecking the economy.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

poisonpill posted:

I sell NFTs of massive stones. They ain’t making no more massive stones!!! They’re inherently deflationary!!!!!























































Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
INJECT THAT poo poo DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Imagine going to school for 15 years and the only thing you do with your degree is make impenetrable memes

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Geologists truly are the most boring scientists. Even your memes are terrible.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

some plague rats posted:

Imagine going to school for 15 years and the only thing you do with your degree is make impenetrable memes

Actually it's pretty much only the concreted sedimentary rocks and massive, non-fissured crystalline rocks, as well as some clays and shale, that are impenetrable. Otherwise water and other minerals tend to move through them.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Mister Speaker posted:

Geologists truly are the most boring scientists. Even your memes are terrible.

i think they rock

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Geologists take the mineral amount of effort when creating memes.

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


The best geology memes have the most cleavage.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

bike tory posted:

Actually it's pretty much only the concreted sedimentary rocks and massive, non-fissured crystalline rocks, as well as some clays and shale, that are impenetrable. Otherwise water and other minerals tend to move through them.

Guess what I'm not smart enough to understand this joke! I didn't finish high school and got an outside job!!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

some plague rats posted:

an outside job!!

You're half way to a geologist already, then

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ignimbrite posted:

INJECT THAT poo poo DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Mister Speaker posted:

Geologists truly are the most boring scientists. Even your memes are terrible.

I do appreciate the fact that geologists exist though. Just simple folk that can look down at the ground and be "... I love rocks." Not even cool fossils in the rock, just rocks themselves. Ancient hard bois from the earth.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I love that geology basically didn't exist as a science until the late 1700s and then it became like really fashionable for rich people and suddenly every rich person in Europe became an amateur geologist. The fad lasted like 20 years.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I do appreciate the fact that geologists exist though. Just simple folk that can look down at the ground and be "... I love rocks." Not even cool fossils in the rock, just rocks themselves. Ancient hard bois from the earth.

well, yeah

shiny rock make brain go brrr

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

bike tory posted:

You're half way to a geologist already, then

If half of being a geologist is "can you go outside" I might have to alter my CV a bit

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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bike tory posted:

You're half way to a geologist already, then

The other half is drinking, right?

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Data Graham posted:

The other half is drinking, right?

Drinking enough you end up forming deep relationships with the rocks you pass out on.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I thought it was the archeologists who were the party animals of academia.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

some plague rats posted:

If half of being a geologist is "can you go outside" I might have to alter my CV a bit

nah, the other two thirds they don't tell you is "why aren't you a chemical engineer?" because most geologists are literally flunked out chemical engineers trying to work for oil companies.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

bike tory posted:

I love that geology basically didn't exist as a science until the late 1700s and then it became like really fashionable for rich people and suddenly every rich person in Europe became an amateur geologist. The fad lasted like 20 years.

Plate tectonics, the most basic-rear end intro level geology poo poo, is much more recent than quantum physics.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
i love everyone I know and don't need a goony contingency plan to kill everyone using esoteric weapons and eldritch magic.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Spanish Manlove posted:

i love everyone I know and don't need a goony contingency plan to kill everyone using esoteric weapons and eldritch magic.

what kind of weird non-traumatic life have you lived?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Well la-de-da Captain Not Surrounded By Enemies On All Sides

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
when the clock strikes thirteen I plunge the jade dagger into my bloodmoon borne son and recite the crimson words of our foul lord: If you can’t even clean up your own room, who the hell are you to give advice to the world?

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endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Spanish Manlove posted:

i love everyone I know and don't need a goony contingency plan to kill everyone using esoteric weapons and eldritch magic.

... so what's YOUR story for paying your $10?

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