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The Bloop posted:We have the same thing in the US if you have bad credit but it's prepaid through an app rather than directly with coins, so there's even more things that can go wrong! I assume this is only in the states where they deregulated the power industry? Because wow.. I've never heard of such a thing in my state.. And that sounds loving terrible.
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The Bloop posted:We have the same thing in the US if you have bad credit but it's prepaid through an app rather than directly with coins, so there's even more things that can go wrong! A friend of mine in the UK who's on disability had a system like that that would beep loudly and ominously before running out of money and even though she's since moved into a house with power actually covered by the disability program instead of poo poo she has to manage herself she still hallucinates that goddamn beeping sound in the middle of the night sometimes, like some kinda loving power company induced PTSD
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A coworker at my last job was getting her masters in psychology and did her thesis on how different people react to emojis in business communications differently. For example, whoever wrote that sign probably thought it was cutesy and fun, whereas everyone else reads it as smug, infuriating hostility.
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i am harry posted:this is pathetic advice please don’t listen to it god drat ???
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stevewm posted:I assume this is only in the states where they deregulated the power industry? Because wow.. I've never heard of such a thing in my state.. And that sounds loving terrible. I mean I only have seen it in Florida so lmao everything government adjacent here is insanely misanthropic
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the restroom thing is out of fear that they might accidentally make the contractors employees by being nice to them right
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StrugglingHoneybun posted:THey make fake piss you can use to pass a drug test. google: quick fix that poo poo doesn't work, get a friend to give you clean piss
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stevewm posted:I assume this is only in the states where they deregulated the power industry? Because wow.. I've never heard of such a thing in my state.. And that sounds loving terrible. I've stayed in an apartment in China that had the same setup. I think it's just a lovely apartment thing as opposed strictly a capitalist hellscape thing.
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WampaLord posted:that poo poo doesn't work Fake piss.
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mr Scoop posted:right in front of the door seems p convenient That's really inappropriate. I'm sure there are plenty of nice cars in the parking lot.
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Jazerus posted:restroom access restrictions of any kind are the ultimate feminists fought back and stopped it for fifty years, time to fight again https://jezebel.com/the-1970s-feminist-fight-against-pay-toilets-1773143625 e: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-11-19/why-the-u-s-should-give-pay-toilets-another-chance and here's the obligatory bloomberg article that letting the free market charge for toilets again will solve everything Arivia has issued a correction as of 00:18 on Dec 28, 2021 |
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Arivia posted:feminists fought back and stopped it for fifty years, time to fight again https://jezebel.com/the-1970s-feminist-fight-against-pay-toilets-1773143625 I wonder how many of them now want to keep transwomen out of women's bathrooms I bet it's less than I think but more than I hope
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I remember pay toilets. They were always filthy because people needed to "get one over" on them.
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they were decent in netherlands but many things are decent in the netherlands that are not in america
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WampaLord posted:that poo poo doesn't work, get a friend to give you clean piss I've used it 3x to pass back in 2016 So it has worked at least 3 times in history.
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According to the wiki article they're not even banned everywhere so I'm sure there's still some states with them. There's plenty of stupid modern equivalents involving apps popping up regardless anyway.
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Pay-for-toilets are the standard in a lot of Europe and a lot of the time they're just as disgusting as any other free spot. There are some amazingly well maintained ones too though.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:they were decent in netherlands but many things are decent in the netherlands that are not in america Where Peter Pan lives? People don't even age there, surely they don't also need to poop
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StrugglingHoneybun posted:I've used it 3x to pass back in 2016 glad it worked for you, it did not for me. maybe testing got more sophisticated cause this was like 2019 when it failed for me
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What about the kind where you just chug a thing of special liquid like 3 hours before then pee it out before the test
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/\ Yo.WampaLord posted:that poo poo doesn't work, get a friend to give you clean piss It does, depending on the test. A GC/MS might recognize it as a calibration sample. Instant result tests, should work fine, but a diluted sample can beat those, so you're better off buying some creatine monohydrate and vitamin B complex. A gram or two of creatine to make your body retain water, half to a whole gallon of water, and 200mg of vitamin B complex to turn your piss yellow, 2-3 hours before the drug test. Piss twice before giving a sample. Those are the active ingredients in most of those "cleansing" tonics or whatever that headshops sell for $30+. You can get many, many drug tests worth of creatine and vitamin B from a GNC for the same $30. I've used that method to good success in the past, specifically the military. At the time the marijuana detection threshold was 50 nanograms/microliter, confirmation at 15, on GC/MS. If they didn't see it at 50, they didn't test the confirmation level. I wouldn't trust it so much now, and don't know the current regs, but it worked over a decade ago. Military drug tests are unique in that you have a urinalysis administrator that is supposed to watch you piss, from source to cup. Kinda like a probation or DOT test. Substituting is just not possible so if you want to enjoy your drugs, you have to do a few things. Keep creatine and vitamin B handy, and get to know a the lower enlisted close to command, at battalion/flight/whatever if possible. Secret squirrels (lower enlisted command) can often be bought off, if you're friendly enough. Sometimes just with beer. Or have inept command that can't keep the secret, those were my favorite. So in summation, dilution can be the solution to the pollution, but you need to study and have an alternative (synthetic or clean) if you can substitute and it is GC/MS lab tested. Lol seriousposting about piss testing E: WampaLord posted:glad it worked for you, it did not for me. maybe testing got more sophisticated cause this was like 2019 when it failed for me It's likely yours went through a newer machine that recognized it as a calibration solution. Also you'd be a fool to believe that Quick Fix and the like aren't programmed in to be detected due to whatever the makeup of the solution is. In that case, dump a little out of the bottle and top off the bottle with late stream, late in the day urine (a tiny bit, couple milliliters). Weed likes to trickle out more in your morning piss than the evening for some reason. CRUSTY MINGE has issued a correction as of 00:39 on Dec 28, 2021 |
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Shame Boy posted:A coworker at my last job was getting her masters in psychology and did her thesis on how different people react to emojis in business communications differently. For example, whoever wrote that sign probably thought it was cutesy and fun, whereas everyone else reads it as smug, infuriating hostility. yeah the smiley at the end really is infuriating
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A friend of mine had a piss dealer who sold him clean piss. I always imagined him in a trench coat full of little baggies. Purchasing someone's piss so you can continue to get medication cause you smoke a weed is pretty capitalism.txt
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Shame Boy posted:A friend of mine in the UK who's on disability had a system like that that would beep loudly and ominously before running out of money and even though she's since moved into a house with power actually covered by the disability program instead of poo poo she has to manage herself she still hallucinates that goddamn beeping sound in the middle of the night sometimes, like some kinda loving power company induced PTSD Along these lines, if you ever wanna gently caress with a friend who spent some time in fast food, play the drive thru beep when they're least expecting it
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/\ It's the ticket machines that get me, not the beeps. That printing followed by a chop noise. I remember when Floridian Skeletor decided to make unemployment and welfare drug testable and wound up
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Abongination posted:A friend of mine had a piss dealer who sold him clean piss. I always imagined him in a trench coat full of little baggies. Telling people not to is extremely pro-capitalism.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:/\ Yo. I did the same thing and passed a employment screen a few years ago. The cheapo tests check color, temp, and look for creatanine, the metabolite of creatine. That's the extent of their verification that it's piss so as long as you can fool those 3 values you can fake most piss in a cup quick tests at least.
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Arivia posted:feminists fought back and stopped it for fifty years, time to fight again https://jezebel.com/the-1970s-feminist-fight-against-pay-toilets-1773143625 The Lockpicking Lawyer did a great little video on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0foSHWP7rc
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i am harry posted:Telling people not to is extremely pro-capitalism. drugs is big business, man. religious puritanism is bad but it was a thousand years old before capitalism was a twinkle in some dutch and british peeps eyes
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i am harry posted:Telling people not to is extremely pro-capitalism. I wasn't telling anyone to do anything. I was stating that I wasn't willing to risk my career to smoke weed as folks pointed out the quick fix stuff in response to my original post and it's hard to trust a random product with your future. It's a shame that choice has to get made and hopefully it'll change at some point cause I really like smoking weed thnx i am harry
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I for one would simply not smoke the wed and get high off life
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Shame Boy posted:I for one would simply not smoke the wed and get high off life
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Abongination posted:I wasn't telling anyone to do anything. I was stating that I wasn't willing to risk my career to smoke weed as folks pointed out the quick fix stuff in response to my original post and it's hard to trust a random product with your future. it isn’t a random product; the advice is to use fake piss because it works. we’ve tried it and relied on it. golden flask, $50, tape it to your thigh and smoke all the weed you want gently caress your employers
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I ordered a 5 euro wii adapter because I wanted to give my old wii to my ex's kids. I got it, but also a piece of cardboard with a very angrily stabbed/scratched 'happy new year' on it, and a mobile 4g modem worth 400 euros for some reason. I'm guessing there's someone in the warehouse very angrily scratching good wishes into cardboard while putting some expensive electronics with anything. Filled my heart with jolly good cheer in any case. edit: angrily stabbed message 
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