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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I know what a donut tastes like.

I know what a hamburger tastes like.

I can imagine what a donut hamburger tastes like and I wouldn't eat it.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Futanari Damacy posted:

Fair enough. The sweetness of a fresh Krispy Kreme (emphasis on fresh, I'm sure it could be any similar doughnut) is a beautiful counterplay to the salt and umami of the melted cheddar and a slightly crisped, smashed patty- just divine, from a textural and flavonoid perspective. A little crispy bacon on there? Ohhhh mon ami!
:discourse:

You're BULLSHIT!!! :mad:

Death to America

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Here's the donut burger I had. Finally got a chance to dig through my photo albums:




I guess it was actually a breakfast burger since it also had bacon and eggs.



From the same ballpark, this hot dog:



Hot dog, cracker jacks, Mac and cheese, on a pita wrap.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
jesus

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Gross.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I know what a donut tastes like.

I know what a hamburger tastes like.

I can imagine what a donut hamburger tastes like and I wouldn't eat it.

It's this

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Jose Oquendo posted:

From the same ballpark, this hot dog:



Hot dog, cracker jacks, Mac and cheese, on a pita wrap.

What the hell

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






Also what would be coming out of my mouth before I enthusiastically shoved the wet sausage crunch mess into it

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Jose Oquendo posted:

Here's the donut burger I had. Finally got a chance to dig through my photo albums:




I guess it was actually a breakfast burger since it also had bacon and eggs.



From the same ballpark, this hot dog:



Hot dog, cracker jacks, Mac and cheese, on a pita wrap.

That doesn't look like a very good doughnut (sprinkles? smdh, gotta be glazed)- the patty is overmixed and could use another minute- egg but no cheese? goddamn- can't quite discern the bacon but I'm guessing it was more chewy/raw than cooked. This is a travesty and I'm sorry you had to go through this. The biggest affront however is it being a breakfast burger but coming with lazy rear end potato chips instead of cubed hashbrowns/home fries. 0/10, God have mercy etc. etc.

The hot dog is less objectionable save for the pita bread which is a huge tell that someone is loving with us on purpose, otherwise it might actually work.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Tbh before clicking the thumbnail I thought "well there's your problem, you're using a loving everything bagel"

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
It was a glazed donut sliced in half with team appropriate colored sprinkles on it.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
A pickle should never be that close to a donut

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Jose Oquendo posted:

It was a glazed donut sliced in half with team appropriate colored sprinkles on it.

:wth: Woahhh thanks man that went right past me!!! 5 genius stars.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Fartington Butts posted:

Sloppy Onion Joe

Uncredited, but he played backup on some of the biggest hits of the 50s and 60s.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Futanari Damacy posted:

That doesn't look like a very good doughnut (sprinkles? smdh, gotta be glazed)

Glazed is trash tier. Custard-filled chocolate is the pick of the litter.

e: not as a burger replacement, mind you.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Gromit posted:

Glazed is trash tier. Custard-filled chocolate is the pick of the litter.

:hmmyes:

Well glazed is fine but the long custard filled chocolate ones are the best. I think they're called long johns.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Pennywise the Frown posted:

:hmmyes:

Well glazed is fine but the long custard filled chocolate ones are the best. I think they're called long johns.

ill show u a long john

*unzips pants*

*gets disappointed*

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Boston Creme may be the best donut.... But probably not as a hamburger bun

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Paczki are filled with cake

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Bloop posted:

Boston Creme may be the best donut.... But probably not as a hamburger bun

Everyone knows Boston cream donuts are for holding clam chowder.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ultrafilter posted:

Everyone knows Boston cream donuts are for holding clam chowder.

gently caress



No that's gross

Even though those are two of the best foods god ever created for man, they are not to be directly commingled

Haram

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

The Bloop posted:

Haramburgers

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





ultrafilter posted:

Everyone knows Boston cream donuts are for holding clam chowder.

ban this filth

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

*sigh*



Would

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Now do it with eclairs

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

steinrokkan posted:

Now do it with eclairs

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I already had that on my phone btw I just forgot to post it since I ran out of imgur uploads

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



:wink:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

This dog has been victim of some really depraved crimes. Why is it flat

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

steinrokkan posted:

This dog has been victim of some really depraved crimes. Why is it flat

It's cut in half the long way and then grilled on the inside

Which is actually a good way to cook some hot dogs, but that one doesn't look so hot

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

This "dazzle camouflage" really works, I have no idea what I'm looking at.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


:barf:

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
That's clearly a cake or an eclair made to look like a hot dog, no?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Futanari Damacy posted:

That's clearly a cake or an eclair made to look like a hot dog, no?

Yes and that's gross

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Hey everyone, let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves a treat of "Chicago Style Hot Dog Terrine"



http://www.thepizzle.net/the-chicago-style-hot-dog-terrine/



i would try this. i mainly just want to say i can't believe this page, article, whatever you call it, was written in 2015. it reads like 1999-2000ish seanbaby type bullshit.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GraciousEllipticalAfricangoldencat-mobile.mp4

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

From the Americana thread: donut burgers.



Can your deep fry it for me?

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