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Karate Bastard

Tech n9ne: Skibi dibi dib yaba daba dub dub Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidong I'm the Scatman

# ? Dec 28, 2021 20:05

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# ? May 9, 2024 22:56

ChubbyChecker

Karate Bastard posted:

Tech n9ne: Skibi dibi dib yaba daba dub dub Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidong I'm the Scatman

# ? Dec 28, 2021 20:11

Prof. Crocodile

Karate Bastard posted:

Tech n9ne: Skibi dibi dib yaba daba dub dub Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidong I'm the Scatman

# ? Dec 28, 2021 20:37

deep dish peat moss

Johnts - this modern fusion of john and joint is the world's first smokable toilet bowl

# ? Dec 28, 2021 21:18

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

deep dish peat moss posted:

Johnts - this modern fusion of john and joint is the world's first smokable toilet bowl

"just swing out the patented hideaway bowl, pack it full of your favorite strain, pull out the self-retracting smoke hose, light up, drop deuce. you'll never use your bathroom the usual way again!"

# ? Dec 28, 2021 22:00

ChubbyChecker

deep dish peat moss posted:

Johnts - this modern fusion of john and joint is the world's first smokable toilet bowl

# ? Dec 28, 2021 22:04

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Karate Bastard posted:

Tech n9ne: Skibi dibi dib yaba daba dub dub Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidong I'm the Scatman

lmfao

# ? Dec 28, 2021 22:18

Dip Viscous

carrion my wayward son, there'll be peas when you are done

# ? Dec 28, 2021 22:19

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

SUNDAY sunday SUNDAY at the METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART

PREPARE YOURSELF for an rear end KICKING _{(rear end KICKING)} at the hands of a FIVE HUNDRED YEAR OLD DUTCH DUDE

TREMBLE IN FEAR at the sight of KINGS AND QUEENS OF ANTIQUITY rendered in DELICATE CHIAROSCURO

CRACK OPEN AN ICE COLD NATTY LITE WITH YOUR BUDDIES in a stunningly observed Vermeer painting of merchant society parties

CATCH IT OR ELSE!!! MONSTERS OF CLASSICAL PORTRAITURE

# ? Dec 29, 2021 04:36

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

JEAN-MICHEL BASQUIAT IS GONNA MAKE YOU HIS BITCH.

# ? Dec 29, 2021 04:40

biosterous

creating a new stereotype where the people who click like and subscribe are snitches

gettgin mad at the youtubers for implying that i would click like and subscribe, like i'm a fuckin snitch or something

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Dec 29, 2021 04:42

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

free Trapt CD posted:

JEAN-MICHEL BASQUIAT IS GONNA MAKE YOU HIS BITCH.

A member of the 27 club

# ? Dec 29, 2021 05:13

more falafel please: forums poster

YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE SATURN

YOU'LL BUY THE WHOLE SON (whole son) BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE HEAD (THE HEAD!)

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Dec 29, 2021 16:14

Karate Bastard

ChubbyChecker posted:

Could a kindly bongologist or johnologist please explain how this device could function satisfactorily in either regard? Cause it looks like a fork in the road to me, with both forks leading to miseryville.

Or as tech n9ne would have put it: welcome to misery, punk!

# ? Dec 29, 2021 19:24

Comfy Fleece Sweater: You see, but you do not observe.

free Trapt CD posted:

SUNDAY sunday SUNDAY at the METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART

PREPARE YOURSELF for an rear end KICKING _{(rear end KICKING)} at the hands of a FIVE HUNDRED YEAR OLD DUTCH DUDE

TREMBLE IN FEAR at the sight of KINGS AND QUEENS OF ANTIQUITY rendered in DELICATE CHIAROSCURO

CRACK OPEN AN ICE COLD NATTY LITE WITH YOUR BUDDIES in a stunningly observed Vermeer painting of merchant society parties

CATCH IT OR ELSE!!! MONSTERS OF CLASSICAL PORTRAITURE

lol

# ? Dec 29, 2021 21:47

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I think ate something that agreed with me (punchline)

# ? Dec 30, 2021 09:26

Organza Quiz

Prurient Squid posted:

I think ate something that agreed with me (punchline)

said by hannibal lector, just realising his mistake

# ? Dec 30, 2021 17:18

google THIS

A montage of someone posting on BYOB except it mostly looks like one continuous shot

# ? Dec 31, 2021 05:21

Twenty Four

free Trapt CD posted:

SUNDAY sunday SUNDAY at the METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART

PREPARE YOURSELF for an rear end KICKING _{(rear end KICKING)} at the hands of a FIVE HUNDRED YEAR OLD DUTCH DUDE

TREMBLE IN FEAR at the sight of KINGS AND QUEENS OF ANTIQUITY rendered in DELICATE CHIAROSCURO

CRACK OPEN AN ICE COLD NATTY LITE WITH YOUR BUDDIES in a stunningly observed Vermeer painting of merchant society parties

CATCH IT OR ELSE!!! MONSTERS OF CLASSICAL PORTRAITURE

# ? Dec 31, 2021 12:37

Karate Bastard

Spatula City!

# ? Dec 31, 2021 12:52

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

In the txt file where I write my sribblings I noticed that I made a note on the Ascension where Christ ascended into the sky and disappeared behind a cloud and I queried if this was an allusion to quantum suicide and the anthropic principal. This isn't a joke and I have no idea what I meant.

# ? Dec 31, 2021 14:27

biosterous

gilbert and sullivan porn parody "the pirates of penzass: a slave of booty"

main character is now named "Frederdick"

"Frederdick save us!"
"Beautiful Mabel,
I would, with my wood,
But I am not able"

the song about the major general being "so very incompletely dressed, at such a time of night" only requires minimal edits

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Dec 31, 2021 15:03

Organza Quiz

biosterous posted:

gilbert and sullivan porn parody "the pirates of penzass: a slave of booty"

main character is now named "Frederdick"

"Frederdick save us!"
"Beautiful Mabel,
I would, with my wood,
But I am not able"

the song about the major general being "so very incompletely dressed, at such a time of night" only requires minimal edits

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EgCAce59bbU

# ? Dec 31, 2021 15:13

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

"john, katlyn, thanks for being here with us today. normally this is the part where I'd say you'd be leaving us with a copy of the home game, but I'm gonna level with yuns' -- your final scores are telling me it'd pose something of a choking hazard."

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jan 1, 2022

# ? Jan 1, 2022 00:56

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

It's Whiplash except your 'YOB posting coach is screaming at you to emptyquote everything faster as your hand is bleeding from the mouse clicks.

# ? Jan 2, 2022 01:03

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Staying away from alcohol so I just bring my own bear with me to house parties. It satisfies the requirnments and my little pal can knock back any offered beverages.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Jan 3, 2022

# ? Jan 3, 2022 09:19

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Bright Bart posted:

Staying away from alcohol so I just being my own bear with me to house parties. It satisfies the requirnments and my little pal can knock back any offered beverages.

BeingMyOwnBear is the most confusing Grindr username.

# ? Jan 3, 2022 11:07

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Prurient Squid posted:

BeingMyOwnBear is the most confusing Grindr username.

It gives away what you offer if not what you're looking for.

# ? Jan 3, 2022 11:54

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Picard discovers that No. 1 in Japanese is Ichiban. Riker feels unspeakably uncomfortable.

# ? Jan 3, 2022 12:11

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Karate Bastard posted:

Spatula City!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUDwj_mXKE

# ? Jan 3, 2022 15:08

ChubbyChecker

Viginti Septem posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUDwj_mXKE

# ? Jan 3, 2022 15:21

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Unexpected variants on "Leader of the Free World". Like "Prostate Examiner of the Free World".

# ? Jan 4, 2022 07:51

Twenty Four

Quitting smoking cold turkey sounds easy. Who the hell even wants to grind up a cold bird and smoke it?

# ? Jan 4, 2022 08:03

Twenty Four

Alternatively, "quitting smoking cold turkey". I ran out of wood for the smoker, so I just threw the turkey in the oven instead.

# ? Jan 4, 2022 08:15

Dip Viscous

"quitting smoking, cold turkey" and now it's a mid 90s bullet hell shoot 'em up

# ? Jan 4, 2022 09:31

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Prurient Squid posted:

Unexpected variants on "Leader of the Free World". Like "Prostate Examiner of the Free World".

"The Free World's Bitch"

# ? Jan 4, 2022 09:47

google THIS

Greeter of the Free World, an old guy in a blue vest whose only job is to wave at you as you head through customs

# ? Jan 4, 2022 14:13

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Vegan Cowboys.

# ? Jan 4, 2022 15:18

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I have an idea for a sci fi story. It's set in the far distant future of 2022. The Omicron Plague has devestated the planet and to escape scientists construct the Metaverse, a virtual world to flee the dismal reality around them. I'm using dystopia as a mode of satire but I hope it's not too on the nose?

# ? Jan 4, 2022 17:18

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# ? May 9, 2024 22:56

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

What is the most common sexually transmitted disease that wizards suffer from?

hogwarts

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Jan 4, 2022 18:31

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