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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/PAfpNsn.mp4

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Mushika
Dec 22, 2010


Me too, kid. Me too.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/IQAjfIw.mp4

There's not a person in this world I trust as much as this guy trusts the dude with the hammer

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound
https://i.imgur.com/CVQowbS.mp4

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



bike tory posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IQAjfIw.mp4

There's not a person in this world I trust as much as this guy trusts the dude with the hammer

Not even wearing safety glasses.

SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name

Unperson_47 posted:

Not even wearing safety glasses.

He's smuggling out precious stone chips in his vitreous humours.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/QSVOdfH.mp4

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



bike tory posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IQAjfIw.mp4

There's not a person in this world I trust as much as this guy trusts the dude with the hammer
I'd have to assume that losing a digit makes him set for life but I've seen that video of that shirtless guy working a marble quarry who lost a couple of his digits and... nah, these guys are just fearless.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Even just like, a handle on the chisel, just someone weld a bit of rebar to the side of it for god's sake.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



OwlFancier posted:

Even just like, a handle on the chisel, just someone weld a bit of rebar to the side of it for god's sake.

They probably had something and they disabled it like builders do with killswitches and other safety mechanisms that 'slow them down'.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/eXdhZ6U.mp4

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:sbahj:

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/r9qBFgT.mp4

Coke, oil and mentos

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

the fact that coke is more dense than oil really disturbs me

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Large Testicles posted:

the fact that coke is more dense than oil really disturbs me

Water is also more dense than oil. Coke is basically water with sugar syrup in it.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Tenebrais posted:

Water is also more dense than oil. Coke is basically water with sugar syrup in it.

No I think he's saying he's frightened of being trapped under the coke and oil

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

If you oil yourself up you will float

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

freeedr posted:

If you oil yourself up you will float

goons always float

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I said OIL YOURSELF UP

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
goons are always oily

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

freeedr posted:

I said OIL YOURSELF UP

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

The Bloop posted:

goons are always oilygreasy

FTFY

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

distinction without a difference


GOONS HAVE A PROTECTIVE LIPID BARRIER

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

like these fight scenes...are they fun for some people to watch? like we have so much real fighting to watch now, it seems really backwards to bother with the fake looking stuff.

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



LifeSunDeath posted:

like these fight scenes...are they fun for some people to watch? like we have so much real fighting to watch now, it seems really backwards to bother with the fake looking stuff.
That's like asking if people enjoy watching ballet or dance routines when we can all just hang out at a rave and watch our friends dance. Yes, it's very much more enjoyable to watch choreographed fight scenes!

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

LifeSunDeath posted:

like these fight scenes...are they fun for some people to watch? like we have so much real fighting to watch now, it seems really backwards to bother with the fake looking stuff.

It's great choreography, not unlike a modern dance performance on speed.

E: What DaveKap said.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

lol imagine just several minutes of the hero grappling some random hench, rolling around on the ground and poo poo until he's pinned then just like punching him in the head until he's dead

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


LifeSunDeath posted:

like these fight scenes...are they fun for some people to watch? like we have so much real fighting to watch now, it seems really backwards to bother with the fake looking stuff.

It's a rehearsal for a film, you dork.

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Yeah I appreciate the craft and the performance but I find it really boring to watch unless they're being much more creative with the sequencing and using a lot of environmental features and that kind of thing. You're not alone OP!

I have an old VHS converted video of a demo we did in a mall when I was a kid, for my dojo. It was a choreographed thing where some ~high school kids~ try to beat three of us up. It's dumb as hell and I totally forgot about this until now, if I can find it I'll upload it as a gif I guess. That way I can talk poo poo about my own performance.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/Q5BSk7X.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/D3zI5cm.mp4

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Ha, this reminds me of when the 7th graders would come kick us out of the "good table" during lunch. All that's missing is the first elephant yelling "What up poo poo birds!" from off screen.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

bike tory posted:

lol imagine just several minutes of the hero grappling some random hench, rolling around on the ground and poo poo until he's pinned then just like punching him in the head until he's dead

jeff wick just slowly killing mobsters one at a time using a rear naked choke

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




That's art in its own right.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i don't think i've ever seen someone use a schoolboy in a fight scene before

Zudgemud
Mar 1, 2009
Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/2D1fXmn.mp4

Edit: sound on!

Zudgemud has a new favorite as of 11:29 on Dec 31, 2021

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The Bloop posted:

distinction without a difference

Oh I think I hear all the mechanics screaming.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/wWww7wZ.mp4

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VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
Under the Skin (2013)

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