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I was in some exceedingly boring tech industry training one week, but our trainer was a Ron Swanson-esque rancher who had retired years before but came back to teach classes. During a break, he told us about having a herd of goats, and that if you had a problem with a goat, the solution was to flip it onto its back, which confused the goat and made it question reality. You therefore became king of the goats. I thought he was full of poo poo til I saw that video several years later.
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Dec 29, 2021 14:24
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Well I just found the most terrifying saw ever... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPZQ6jZLxUs&t=3951s "This 1949-patented portable power actuated rim-driven annular saw or "Sally Saw", as it was marketed, was born in the depths of hell to seek revenge upon its enemies. Once double-crossed by a half-man/half-tree hybrid, it now seeks for limbs of any kind. " It's linked to start at the "good" part.
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Dec 29, 2021 15:08
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my vote for most terrifying saw was featured on that same channel previously https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9rkPif0Oi8&t=2095s
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Dec 29, 2021 15:15
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No one here could be a chimp in a unarmed fight.
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Dec 29, 2021 15:55
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What if it was only the chimp that didn't have any arms?
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Dec 29, 2021 16:04
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I could be a bonobo in an unarmed genital rubbing session.
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Dec 29, 2021 16:04
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Nenonen posted:I could be a bonobo in an unarmed genital rubbing session. I could be a bonobo in a heavily armed genital rubbing session. The Feds ain't busting up my bonobo genital rubbing session with out a fight. 
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Dec 29, 2021 16:09
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B33rChiller posted:Holy poo poo, this is way funnier to me than it should be. I'm actually giggling like a small child over it. Nichijou is an incredible series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-laLUFI5_LU
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Dec 29, 2021 16:19
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Nenonen posted:I could be a bonobo in an unarmed genital rubbing session. I was going to assume you meant beat, but you know what, I believe it either way
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Dec 29, 2021 16:35
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That doesn’t seem to be a very faithful adaptation of A Pail of Air.
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Dec 29, 2021 17:00
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CzarChasm posted:I was going to assume you meant beat, but you know what, I believe it either way You think I can't beat off an unarmed bonobo?
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Dec 29, 2021 17:04
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carrionman posted:I can't find the article, but there was a dude here in nz who just grabbed a police dog and drowned it in a stream while he was on the run https://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/man-drowned-enzo-jammed-body-under-rock/3VTP3Q3RSYW773BJEUV6KS4TWA/
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Dec 29, 2021 17:09
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Hollismason posted:No one here could be a chimp in a unarmed fight. I'm not doing any better if the chimp had a gun
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Dec 29, 2021 17:11
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ikanreed posted:I'm not doing any better if the chimp had a gun 
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Dec 29, 2021 17:21
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ikanreed posted:I'm not doing any better if the chimp had a gun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU There is exactly zero chance any human could beat chimps or most primates in an unarmed 1v1. I wouldn’t even put money on being able to beat one who didn’t have arms.
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Dec 29, 2021 18:00
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DandyLion posted:Didn't a mountain biker wrestle/strangle a half starved rabid mountain lion to death a few years ago after it attacked him? Yeah this happened in Colorado https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/colorado-man-who-killed-attacking-mountain-lion-bare-hands-said-n971731 From some other articles I remember reading the mountain lion was a lot smaller than he initially reported but still. Lucky as hell he made it out alive
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Dec 29, 2021 18:41
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I could easily beat the poo poo out of a chimp at chess
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Dec 29, 2021 18:42
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I could easily beat the poo poo out of a chimp at chess I think you overestimate your ability to strategize immediately after having your dick bit off
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Dec 29, 2021 18:51
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Bad Munki posted:I think you overestimate your ability to strategize immediately after having your dick bit off Ah so you've seen Queen's Gambit
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Dec 29, 2021 19:02
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Bad Munki posted:I think you overestimate your ability to strategize immediately after having your dick bit off The lesser known variant of chessboxing.
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Dec 29, 2021 19:21
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Dec 29, 2021 20:01
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I could certainly beat a chimp... off
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Dec 29, 2021 20:03
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I would beat a chimp by using my superior intellect and social skills to gain its trust and live amicably together. I would then lead a healthy lifestyle and outlive the motherfucker 
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Dec 29, 2021 20:09
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Sammus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU There are a lot of frail little primates, though. I hope most of us could beat a tarsier in a fight.
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Dec 29, 2021 20:11
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I could beat a chimp Or waterboard it. Whatever it takes to get the tied up chip to tell us the codes.
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Dec 29, 2021 20:11
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Again no one here could beat chimp in a unarmed fight it would tear off your face
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Dec 29, 2021 20:28
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Yeah but while you bitches were busy figuring out the best way to wrestle a chimp, I was studying the blade, and now that the apes are at the walls you have the audacity to come to me for help?
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Dec 29, 2021 20:32
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Nenonen posted:I would beat a chimp by using my superior intellect and social skills to gain its trust and live amicably together. As a kid I remember hearing that most of the adult stage chimps you saw on TV had major smoking habits. I would not like to encounter one of those murder machines going cold turkey.
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Dec 29, 2021 20:33
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dokmo posted:my vote for most terrifying saw was featured on that same channel previously "Honey, can you boil some water for the tea?" *cranks over elaborate death saw kettle
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Dec 29, 2021 20:44
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I could easily beat the poo poo out of a chimp at chess In the immortal words of Harrison Solo: "Let the wookie win."
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Dec 29, 2021 20:54
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mobby_6kl posted:I could certainly beat a chimp... off chimpanzee copulation only lasts like five seconds so frankly i'm not very impressed.
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Dec 29, 2021 21:21
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Sagebrush posted:chimpanzee copulation only lasts like five seconds so frankly i'm not very impressed. drat... So the key to victory is cucking. Just slide up to his wife and casually drop that you can last 5 to 10 times as long no problem. gg ez, humans win again
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Dec 29, 2021 21:32
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Sagebrush posted:chimpanzee copulation only lasts like five seconds so frankly i'm not very impressed. IIRC, humans have by far the biggest dicks (and breasts) relative to body size among the primates. Supposedly a side effect of how walking upright shows off the goods.
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Dec 29, 2021 21:38
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Sammus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU I dunno, this old woman almost killed one that had a gun and a ghost helping him out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p71OLbnypow
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Dec 29, 2021 21:48
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Computer viking posted:IIRC, humans have by far the biggest dicks (and breasts) relative to body size among the primates. Supposedly a side effect of how walking upright shows off the goods. chimpanzee dicks are about as long as human ones but much skinnier. humans definitely have the girthiest dongs and biggest boobs though yeah. lady apes have puffier vaginas though.
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Dec 29, 2021 21:52
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Behold ye now, libruls, as I demonstrate my alpha male dominance by upturning docile livestock who are thoroughly confused by my actions while their kin assault my camera operator. To drive my point home, i shall comfort the animals with intimate caressing after my completely unprompted assault. Forsooth, i am the master of the herd.
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Dec 29, 2021 21:53
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Sagebrush posted:chimpanzee dicks are about as long as human ones but much skinnier. humans definitely have the girthiest dongs and biggest boobs though yeah. I see you are a man of culture
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Dec 29, 2021 21:54
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 "Go on kid, lean over a bit more, you can get a better view."
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I'm starting to think some of you couldn't beat a chimpanzee at checkers.          NoneMoreNegative posted:
Video if it before they stuck the first human in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a65gvCYQ-vE like a nice gentle massage
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