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christmas boots posted:Anthony Scaramucci choosing Trump over the birth of his child and then getting fired a week later anyway. I can't believe his wife didn't leave him over that
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Hilldawg convincing Huma Abedin to take Anthony Weiner back after the scandal - only for them to divorce a few years later
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Minecraft Holmes posted:I can't believe his wife didn't leave him over that IIRC she filed for divorce after he took the job without telling her so she was technically in the process of leaving him at the time. Somehow they worked it out but lmao
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Minecraft Holmes posted:Remember when that weird one-off magazine showed up in grocery stores across america, fawning over the house of saud when MBS met jeff bezos and obtained his personal cell phone number, then had his intelligence service use a 0-day exploit to steal jeff's dick pics and tried to blackmail him with them
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Spergin Morlock posted:when MBS met jeff bezos and obtained his personal cell phone number, then had his intelligence service use a 0-day exploit to steal jeff's dick pics and tried to blackmail him with them lmao I do not remember this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Bezos_phone_hacking
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Yeah he let that spiral and ruin his life. Divorce is bad look for the strong.
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I was literally thinking about Michelle Bachman yesterday because she was one of the funniest candidates of all time. Specifically, I was thinking of the time she tried to say she was like John Wayne, but said she was like John Wayne Gacey.  https://www.theguardian.com/world/richard-adams-blog/2011/jun/27/michele-bachmann-john-wayne
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Mister Bates posted:the President hid in a bunker under the White House while his constituents nearly battered down the fences and soldiers beat up and shot them for several days https://i.imgur.com/0TIffjH.mp4 lol shaking the Bible
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Slamhound posted:https://i.imgur.com/0TIffjH.mp4 He's going to go to Hell like all Americans. (Just kidding, there's no Hell in Christianity.)
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That one guy screeching about how Bernie was going to hang him in central park
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the sex ghost posted:Trump pronouncing it thighland and a load of YouTube debate weirdos having to do videos going 'actually he pronounced it correctly, I have a Thai friend and I've pronounced it thighland my whole life' Yosemite National Park becoming Yo Semite
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HootTheOwl posted:Also: trump 16 showed everyone exactly what would happen in a clown car primary. Trump also had a huge advantage in that the Republican primaries in 16 were winner-takes-all. the Democratic primaries are usually proportional. So even if there had been a clown car primary with nobody dropping out, Bernie still probably would have ended up losing at the convention because he wouldn't have 51% of the delegates
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vyelkin posted:Trump also had a huge advantage in that the Republican primaries in 16 were winner-takes-all. the Democratic primaries are usually proportional. So even if there had been a clown car primary with nobody dropping out, Bernie still probably would have ended up losing at the convention because he wouldn't have 51% of the delegates Republicans set up their primary in 2016 to avoid another 2012 shitshow, accidentally set themselves up for an even bigger shitshow.
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Is it possible to "premember" something because the funniest loving day in American history is right around the corner and I'm absolutely brimming with excitement over the hooting and hollering we're gonna be getting up to remembering 1/6
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someone proposed a girl’s education charity called “grab her by the brain”
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jisforjosh posted:Yosemite National Park becoming Yo Semite a coded message because right after Beirut exploded.
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Kazzah posted:someone proposed a girl’s education charity called “grab her by the brain” Jesus Christ
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Lib and let die posted:Is it possible to "premember" something because the funniest loving day in American history is right around the corner and I'm absolutely brimming with excitement over the hooting and hollering we're gonna be getting up to remembering 1/6 One of the best days ever for us posters
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paradol ex was completely right about obama LF hated him but were ASTONISHED at his doctrine
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That dipshit was convinced Romney would win and said that his sister liking Obama meant that he’d effectively date raped her. It was fun to watch him flail around a bit but it got tiresome eventually. The “Christ benoit is a murder and I don’t know how to accept that” post where he couldn’t stop crying is an all-timer tho
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projecthalaxy posted:That one guy screeching about how Bernie was going to hang him in central park Chris Mathews, right? The incredible melts for that short time it looked like Knee Bending Bernie had a shot were wonderful.
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Yeah, Chris Matthews. Not long after that he announced his immediate retirement at the beginning of a show and apparently didn’t tell anyone because everyone else was confused and they still had to fill the hour with something lol
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projecthalaxy posted:That one guy screeching about how Bernie was going to hang him in central park I still relish this video of Chris "Hardball" Matthews visibly losing his poo poo on national television because he thought a squad of Bernie Brownshirts was gonna frog march him to Central Park and do unspeakable violence to his person. https://twitter.com/politicsvideo23...tions-949802%2F
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 would you come out buck nekkid in January to support Joe Biden? idts
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if you're cold, they're cold let them inside the capitol this season
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Broke: q shaman Woke: q semen
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:I still relish this video of Chris "Hardball" Matthews visibly losing his poo poo on national television because he thought a squad of Bernie Brownshirts was gonna frog march him to Central Park and do unspeakable violence to his person. him peacing out in the middle of his show lmao
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:I still relish this video of Chris "Hardball" Matthews visibly losing his poo poo on national television because he thought a squad of Bernie Brownshirts was gonna frog march him to Central Park and do unspeakable violence to his person. He also compared bernie winning the primary to the holocaust on air
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Minecraft Holmes posted:He also compared bernie winning the primary to the holocaust on air It pains me so much to think of all the things we could have had 
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Egg Moron posted:Broke: q shaman I seem to recall that, very soon after the dipshits invaded the Capitol, someone on OnlyFans put up a gay porn video in which he was dressed as the Q-Anon Shaman. This is how you know you've made a (slightly damp) mark on history, I suppose.
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Kitfox88 posted:Chris Mathews, right? The incredible melts for that short time it looked like Knee Bending Bernie had a shot were wonderful. at first I thought the guy must be getting old and simply losing his poo poo. then I remembered how connected he is to the powers that be and wondered what specifically had him worried about being beheaded in central park lol
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Plus why central park? Like if you were going to do show purges as president wouldn't you do them on the white house lawn or like in the lincoln monuments lap? Central park isn't the seat of power. If he just wanted like a champ du mars equivalent that'd be the national mall. Does this dude think nyc is the capitol? I'm starting to think Mssr. Matthews didn't think this through!
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