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davidspackage posted:This stuffed crust indicates this as a maritime pizza therefore my person is under no obligation to pay for i- *sounds of me getting tasered by the delivery guy and wetting myself* Wait hold on, I can get tasered and piss myself as a free add on
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steinrokkan posted:The trick to free pizza is to tell them you are not buying a pizza, you are a traveller entering into a pizza joinder separate from the corporate identity assigned to you by the federal government. It's almost lunch and I'm a bit drunk and very much wanna try this to bullshit my way into a pizza. davidspackage posted:This stuffed crust indicates this as a maritime pizza therefore my person is under no obligation to pay for i- *sounds of me getting tasered by the delivery guy and wetting myself* Possibly my early afternoon. Zero discouragement, took the cops 3 before they could even cuff me so I think pizzadude's tazer is gonna be a joke.
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I just realized something about the olives on the Brazilian pizzas. They... aren't even pitted, are they? You're biting into slices of pizza with random olive pits that you have to chew around and spit out.
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Devils Affricate posted:I just realized something about the olives on the Brazilian pizzas. They... aren't even pitted, are they? You're biting into slices of pizza with random olive pits that you have to chew around and spit out. What would make you think they aren't pitted?
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Yuns posted:More Brazilian pizza. This time with real crab. Okay, that's new.
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steinrokkan posted:What would make you think they aren't pitted? The pictures
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Devils Affricate posted:The pictures Hmmm shadow puppet of a posted:Forgive the :brazil: but I'm a lazy man. You are right that I'd expect to see the punched holes in these, but hopefully they are just out of sight
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Yuns posted:More Brazilian pizza. This time with real crab. This kills the pizza.
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steinrokkan posted:Hmmm I think they are. I just went through 10 or so places in a row and they all used the same (pitted) olives, but I often had to look really hard to find it. One place broke code and roughly chopped theirs instead of randomly dispersing whole ones. Didn't see much worth posting  And some non pizza weird stuff  
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it's on sight with Steve. crab pick in you eyeball.
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shadow puppet of a posted:
The blue thing that looks like cum seems to be condensed milk. Why does it look like that? It's a Brazilian mystery.
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A local pizza place has a purple/violet pizza, but I can't find photos of anyone eating it:   It's red onions
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I've never seen pizza in cursive, but I don't think it works in this font. 
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nesamdoom posted:I've never seen pizza in cursive, but I don't think it works in this font. 
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Desperado Bones posted:A local pizza place has a purple/violet pizza, but I can't find photos of anyone eating it: The real tragedy is the sliced hot dogs on the meat pizza
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Desperado Bones posted:A local pizza place a purple/violet pizza, but I can't find photos of anyone eating it: Ahem
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nesamdoom posted:I've never seen pizza in cursive, but I don't think it works in this font. lol
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NO. Fartington Butts posted:Did they name their pizza place after the soda or do they make and bottle their own soda?  "Ay Mojo!" It's a surprise expression in this part of the world and I have no clue where it comes from. And YES I'm laughing my rear end at how they put the pizza place's name in that Fanta bottle. nesamdoom posted:I've never seen pizza in cursive, but I don't think it works in this font. HAHAHAHHAA OH FUUUCK
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Aardvark! posted:pizza cones in the wild! also lol @ the paper cone of sliced hot dog I'm the fries littered dangerously with toothpicks
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interwhat posted:I'm the fries littered dangerously with toothpicks I didn't even notice those, so are they securing the fries to something obscured underneath or is it just a rogue cook trying to weed out hyperopic customers
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Yuns posted:More Brazilian pizza. This time with real crab. These crabs look so sad.
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CLAM DOWN posted:would
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muscles like this! posted:These crabs look so sad. They're just super high
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