- Escape From Noise
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I can't find the teets!
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Dec 30, 2021 16:26
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May 30, 2024 12:10
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- idiotsavant
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Veeeeeeeeeery carefully, op
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Dec 30, 2021 17:29
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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HONKIN on some TIDDERS
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Dec 30, 2021 18:48
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Veeeeeeeeeery carefully, op
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Dec 30, 2021 19:00
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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me motorboating a pair of Big Vegan Naturals: aw yeah baby it's not weird to use nutritive yeast as a condiment, thats not deeply depressing in the LEAST
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Dec 30, 2021 19:01
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Vegan Colostrum (tofu mashed into natto, squeezed out of an unglazed unfired earthenware "Gaia Funnel" from BadassDoulaSupply Dot Com
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Dec 30, 2021 19:03
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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taking my baby to the new hampshire ayahuasca retreat because he keeps spitting up his fire cider and kombucha Reversed Enema Gullet Cleansers
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Dec 30, 2021 19:04
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#mood
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me, a four foot seven psycho white girl whose straight platnum blonde hair emerges out of the back of my skull pre-loc'd like some kind of patchouli-stinking Alien Queen: elon musk was my boyfriend
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Dec 30, 2021 19:06
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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adding a sprinkle of synthetic CBD onto my (moldy, from a basement grow op) mids like a looney toons alleycat seasoning a fishbone
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Dec 30, 2021 19:07
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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locking the oat in a cock cage and forcing it to watch three hours of vegan sissy hypno before pegging it's oaty butthole and collecting the sticky leavings ina Carton
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Dec 30, 2021 20:06
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Dec 30, 2021 20:31
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- google THIS
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"Sowing your wild oats" just took on a very sinister undertone
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Dec 30, 2021 20:38
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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*rushes excitedly into the thread* ...Oh, I thought you said 'oaf'. Nevermind. Sigh.
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Dec 31, 2021 04:09
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- Robot Made of Meat
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Related topic: Is it possible to milk a single magnesium?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Dec 31, 2021 14:36
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The vaccine for oatpox was discovered because oat milkers contracted a milder version of it.
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Dec 31, 2021 15:06
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- cruft
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Oat milk is totally normal by this point, nobody thinks twice about it. But just try milking a barley and suddenly the whole drat town is full of cereal rights activists!
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Dec 31, 2021 16:39
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Oat milk is totally normal by this point, nobody thinks twice about it. But just try milking a barley and suddenly the whole drat town is full of cereal rights activists!
Don't cry over spelt milk.
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Dec 31, 2021 18:54
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- google THIS
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Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is milkable! Even I'm milkable!
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Dec 31, 2021 19:03
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- deep dish peat moss
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you have to brush it along the grain
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Jan 1, 2022 00:20
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- Scaly Haylie
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It’s pretty hosed up really because milking an oat requires the violent destruction of its body by squishing it between steel rollers
titty juicero
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Jan 1, 2022 02:50
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- Finger Prince
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locking the oat in a cock cage and forcing it to watch three hours of vegan sissy hypno before pegging it's oaty butthole and collecting the sticky leavings ina Carton
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Jan 1, 2022 03:08
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- Bodyholes
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Oat milk is totally normal by this point, nobody thinks twice about it. But just try milking a barley and suddenly the whole drat town is full of cereal rights activists!
i'm a bad enough dude to milk a hop
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Jan 1, 2022 03:10
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- I HAVE GOUT
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When provided nutrient-rich soil, proper hydration, and adequate sunlight, a single free-range oat can provide up to 10 gallons of milk per month! Which is why so many people have started hydroponic oat farms in their own garage!
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Jan 1, 2022 03:22
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- google THIS
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Daryl Hall: So you're probably wondering why I'm performing alone tonight. Well,
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Jan 2, 2022 01:14
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