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ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

Minera posted:

a while back someone made the point that pro eating bugs poo poo might as well be anti vegetable propaganda and now I just crack and scream EAT BEANS YOU STUPID ASSHOLES! until I ping whenever anyone anywhere mentions the idea of farming or eating maggots

JUST

EAT BEANS

gently caress

yes there are so many plant proteins availabvle why are we trying to factory farm goddamn bugs

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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

ELTON JOHN posted:

yes there are so many plant proteins availabvle why are we trying to factory farm goddamn bugs

we are not. the point is to discredit climate change

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

ELTON JOHN posted:

yes there are so many plant proteins availabvle why are we trying to factory farm goddamn bugs

i'd go so far as to wager that the outrage-click industry drives bug-protein puffpieces as much as anything else

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

bedpan posted:

we are not. the point is to discredit climate change

plus it probably helps the meat industry if they pretend that the only viable alternative is bugs it's a win/win from a lobbyist perspective

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

ELTON JOHN posted:

yes there are so many plant proteins availabvle why are we trying to factory farm goddamn bugs

im kind of curious what the actual co2 impact of stuff like impossible meat is. surely it's not much more than the extra shipping from the processing right? that poo poo for me is indistinguishable from ground beef and so preferable due to not actually being meat and being more convenient to store and cook

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Minera posted:

im kind of curious what the actual co2 impact of stuff like impossible meat is. surely it's not much more than the extra shipping from the processing right? that poo poo for me is indistinguishable from ground beef and so preferable due to not actually being meat and being more convenient to store and cook

quote:

The team discovered that the Beyond Burger generates 90% less greenhouse gas emissions, requires 46% less energy, and has 99% less impact on water scarcity and 93% less impact on land use than a quarter pound of U.S. beef. That means a 41-square-foot plot of land can produce just one beef burger for every 15 Beyond Burgers.

now of course this was a study they commissioned (with claims it was reviewed by third parties), so it's probably a best-case scenario. but also i'd believe it, or at least somewhere around a 1:10 ratio compared to 1:15

i mean do what you want, individual virtues are fruitless. personally, i stopped eating american beef/pork a couple of years ago because it's absolutely loving vile, exploitation and cruelty to workers, and also inhumane and cruel to animals, and it's extremely unsustainable. hell the trump fda recently told porkers to sling those poo poo-covered meat slabs as fast as possible and fda is absolutely toothless and worthless. hormel is literally one of the evilest corporations in america.

i do enjoy impossible burger a lot though, tj sells it for $4.99/lb which is actually cheaper than ground beef these days which range from around $6 to $10/lb. ultimately it's still a more unsustainable than just eating vegetables/beans though. pretty much everything you consume is net-negative, it's just degrees of net-negativity.

Xaris has issued a correction as of 09:58 on Dec 30, 2021

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
the problem with eating dried crickets is the wing bits getting stuck to your teeth

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
the drumpf part of don't look up is so bad, but leaving being don jr is spot on lol. this film cannot for the life of it make its longer punchlines hit. everything that are quick jabs work well

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
its like 80% believable. delaying a response b/c of midterms, sabotaging other countries to try the profitable plan, etc are all like, poo poo That ACtually Literally Already Happens. things like where they call off the launch when they fire a bunch of nukes at it? nah, the Actual reality of that plan would be "ah, hm, what's the cheapest plan we can try? use decommissioned shuttles to throw a bomb at it? sounds great! no I don't care that you need a bigger bomb, surely just slowing it down a little at least gives us more time to Think and Plan the best response!" and then the decommissioned shuttle would explode after take off because it's a loving decommissioned shuttle, meanwhile elon musk would have launched another two dozen exploratory drilling probes to the meteor in the same time span.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
The drumpf part is too conformist lib bait and it should be drumpf losing then the planetary rescue bill being pared down and so the asteroid gets its speed reduced by 30%. So it still kills everybody, but over the span of like a week.

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
Open Biden president would help the plot be a lot more coherent, at least from the cspam perspective. when you consider the movie is a climate change allegory, and biden just sold out to oil companies after and just like his dem predecessors also did, tfmp does not seem like the right president to criticize

but it's hollywood so Dems Good

large oblate cat
Jul 7, 2009

Did anyone in the movie change their personal consumption to slow down the comet?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
lol i just realized ive come close to the same conclusion you had in the cinema thread. they sorta get off scott free screwing the world by having a painless death. even get to boast about having it all before instantly dying.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
it kills me how terrible the film is at holding attention. I had to split it up. I watched a movie about a robot raising a kid in a bunker alone that was more engaging and near the same runtime

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Homeless Friend posted:

lol i just realized ive come close to the same conclusion you had in the cinema thread. they sorta get off scott free screwing the world by having a painless death. even get to boast about having it all before instantly dying.

the guy who freaked out about how everyone is so doomer nowadays really made my day honestly

movie that's allegory for how the planet's dying being talked about in movie thread: AUGH! cant you guys just stop and enjoy a movie for once instead of being so doomer about everything! God! this isnt the thread for it!

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
make borgar out of clown bork bork

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

you’re all not thinking like an American, you don’t eat bugs to replace chicken and beef, you eat bugs in addition to continuing to eat beef and chicken.

tgacon
Mar 22, 2009

Homeless Friend posted:

the drumpf part of don't look up is so bad, but leaving being don jr is spot on lol. this film cannot for the life of it make its longer punchlines hit. everything that are quick jabs work well

I did enjoy the running joke of Kate’s obsession with the general scamming them

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Trabisnikof posted:

you’re all not thinking like an American, you don’t eat bugs to replace chicken and beef, you eat bugs in addition to continuing to eat beef and chicken.
lol no

thinking like an american is "bugs for the poors so i can still eat beef and chicken"

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Homeless Friend posted:

lol i just realized ive come close to the same conclusion you had in the cinema thread. they sorta get off scott free screwing the world by having a painless death. even get to boast about having it all before instantly dying.

Yeah the rich people get to do all their plans unopposed until they die from their own hubris. Maybe that is a message to us the viewer, to not politely wait for these rich ghouls to do something and overthrow them so we have a loving chance

Rutibex has issued a correction as of 14:28 on Dec 30, 2021

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


The Protagonist posted:

imagine if you will a large terrestrial mammal with no natural predators and no learned fight or flight response, ubiquitous and boundless in number all over the earth in just about every environment.

what animal is this? we should eat it

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Ruggan posted:

what animal is this? we should eat it
working on a proposal about it but it's not, like, a big deal

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
can anyone find that post from that time travelling goon who said back in 2019 that that year would be the last not poo poo year for a good while

I think about it a lot

Jokerpilled Drudge has issued a correction as of 15:47 on Dec 30, 2021

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
better version

thread title: Shorting the Biosphere: thwait long enough, sea gains

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
it'll be over soon, you thwait

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


this but "plastic"

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

the rich company paid chiles government compensation for the huge tidal wave hitting their coast but i don’t recall any mention of any Chilean civilians living off the coast being moved to safety ? doesn’t sound realistic imo

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Balmy new year weather ideal for outdoor parties, say UK meteorologists

Revellers will be celebrating on the beaches, in the hills, on rooftops, pub terraces and in back gardens as temperatures on New Year’s Eve soar towards record-breaking levels.

Tens of thousands of people who will not or cannot throw a party indoors because of Covid concerns, restrictions or a lack of tests are expected to opt to see in the new year alfresco thanks to balmy weather.

Many holiday hotspots are packed with people planning to celebrate in the fresh air while garden centres across the UK have benefited from hosts investing in fire pits and barbecues.

Pubs, bars, restaurants and clubs have spruced up outdoor spaces where restrictions allow them to open and are expecting a bumper night despite surging Covid case numbers, with some opting for winter wonderland and apres-ski themes that may make it feel a little more seasonal.

The Met Office said on Thursday there was a good chance of the UK experiencing the warmest New Year’s Eve on record, beating the current high of 14.8C in Colwyn Bay, north Wales, in 2011.

A low pressure system near Ireland drawing in warm air from the Azores means it is also possible that New Year’s Day temperatures could exceed the 15.6C recorded at Bude in north Cornwall in 1916.

“Records are under threat on both days,” said Met Office forecaster Craig Snell. “Even at midnight it is likely to be 10-12C when you would expect it to be more like 3-5C. You won’t need a full winter outfit on and you can probably move your celebrations outside.”

While it has been warm, December has been very dull with the UK experiencing an average of 27 hours of sunshine – about 40% less than normal for this time of year.

Snell said it was impossible to say if this period of warm weather was due to the climate emergency. “But what we can say is that these sort of extremes are becoming more common.”

He pointed out that on Boxing Day the Alaska island of Kodiak recorded a temperature of 19.4C, the highest ever for December in the state.

Though many official outdoor public events in the UK have been cancelled, such as the fireworks display in London and Scotland’s main open-air Hogmanay and New Year’s Day events, people are still expected to gather for their own smaller-scale open-air events.

The Cornish seaside town of St Ives, a popular new year’s spot, is busy with visitors. Alan Spencer, joint owner of the holiday rental agency So St Ives, said all his properties were let. The fireworks display has been cancelled, but people are expected to gather in fancy dress on the harbour. “Some will be nervous but it’s mostly an outdoors experience,” said Spencer.

Hardy types are heading for the hills. Fi Darby, a writer specialising in the outdoors, said she and her husband, Simon, were planning a winter wild camp on Dartmoor. “The intention is to pack everything we need for an overnight stay and breakfast into our rucksacks, and walk off to find a lonely spot within the Dartmoor national park wild camping area. If the weather allows, we’ll be sleeping in bivvy bags but otherwise we’ll take a small tent.”

The less adventurous may stick to their back gardens. The Garden Centre Association reported that sales of furniture, barbecues and fire pits are up by 60% on last year.

The warm temperatures are not here to stay. Cooler weather is due to move in next week with snow possible in Scotland.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1476619401965223940?s=20

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

FFT posted:

lol no

thinking like an american is "bugs for the poors so i can still eat beef and chicken"

if you're really rich you don't even think this much about the poors.


bugs are in, but they're not targeting the dollar menu:

like a $16 grasshopper taco https://www.theblackantnyc.com/dinner

or $12 sauteed silkworm https://www.allmenus.com/ny/new-york/339117-kirakuya-sake-bar/menu/

or $12 for ants and potatoes https://www.zomato.com/santa-monica-ca/typhoon-sunset-park/menu


i cant find a price on this bug burger from london, but you know it aint cheap:

Trabisnikof has issued a correction as of 19:37 on Dec 30, 2021

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum


#LivingMyBestLife

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Rime posted:



#LivingMyBestLife

send some our way it's gonna be like 45 in michigan for new year lol

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

blatman posted:

mealworms are just wiggly beans

:hmmyes:

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

bi crimes posted:

we all need to log off and find thoughtful himbos

:hmmyes:

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

ELTON JOHN posted:

plus it probably helps the meat industry if they pretend that the only viable alternative is bugs it's a win/win from a lobbyist perspective

AOC and Nancy Pelosi are going to take away your burger and pass a bug mandate that says you have to eat 10 bugs a day!

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

bag em and tag em posted:

AOC and Nancy Pelosi are going to take away your burger and pass a bug mandate that says you have to eat 10 bugs a day!

Most people probably already do that.

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Haha yeah dont the fda got a rule about how much is already allowed in poo poo in stores now?

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1476653138551709698

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Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum

Tbh I just read this as German politician know we're hosed and subscribe to Guy McPherson. :shrug:

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