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I don't know why I have to keep repeating " You cannot beat a chimp in a fight".
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I think I might be able to, I'm feeling kinda good today
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Dec 30, 2021 20:14
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Can I do shots with the chimp prior? I've got a pretty good record in bad idea bar fights.
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Dec 30, 2021 20:18
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Hollismason posted:I don't know why I have to keep repeating " You cannot beat a chimp in a fight". What about a battle of wits  the chimp still bites your dick off, you lose
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Dec 30, 2021 20:23
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sigher posted:Forget the average goon vs chimp debate, is there anyone that's big and muscular enough to take on a chimp? Or is a chimp just going to gently caress anyone's poo poo up even if they're a 7 foot, 400 lbs strongman? WWE Story Time did an episode where weightlifter Bruno Sammartino talked about competing in a carnival "Fight The Monkey" challenge against what turned out to be an orangutan. He said it beat his rear end all around the cage but he lasted long enough to win the money. Unfortunately, in an effort to save face, he punched the ape in the stomach and got disqualified for using a closed fist.
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Dec 30, 2021 20:27
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Bad Munki posted:What about a battle of wits The third classic blunder: never go in against a buff simian when your dick is on the line
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Dec 30, 2021 20:30
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sigher posted:Forget the average goon vs chimp debate, is there anyone that's big and muscular enough to take on a chimp? Or is a chimp just going to gently caress anyone's poo poo up even if they're a 7 foot, 400 lbs strongman?
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Dec 30, 2021 20:33
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People forget the 99 times you lost to a chimp. They will only remember the one time that you won that ape.
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Dec 30, 2021 21:00
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Nenonen posted:People forget the 99 times you lost to a chimp. They will only remember the one time that you slayed some puffy ape vagoo
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Dec 30, 2021 21:02
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Dec 30, 2021 21:13
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My son's totally gonna be that kid in a couple years.
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Dec 30, 2021 21:23
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awyeahz posted:mystery solved: it's china OHSA IV: Mystery solved: It’s China
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Dec 30, 2021 21:27
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this kid has a bright future in this thread, though maybe not a long one
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Dec 30, 2021 21:38
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"Tesla recalls almost half a million electric cars over safety issues" https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-recalls-over-475000-electric-vehicles-2021-12-30/ "For Model 3 sedans, "the rearview camera cable harness may be damaged by the opening and closing of the trunk lid, preventing the rearview camera image from displaying," the NHTSA said. . . . For Model S vehicles, latch problems may lead a front trunk to open "without warning and obstruct the driver’s visibility, increasing the risk of a crash," Tesla said."
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Dec 30, 2021 21:55
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Finally get to contribute to this thread. Shits probably fine but not one single tie down, not the pallet, nothin. 
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Dec 30, 2021 21:56
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It's feed corn, one just fell off lmao!
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Dec 30, 2021 21:56
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Wrr posted:For Model S vehicles, latch problems may lead a front trunk to open "without warning and obstruct the driver’s visibility, increasing the risk of a crash," Tesla said." lmao that’s like the most Yackety-Sax way their cars could be failing
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Dec 30, 2021 21:58
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Asehujiko posted:For a dedicated anti-chimpanzee fighter I'd be looking at a Muay Thai/Taekwondo/Karate practitioner that can stun the ape with kicks to the head and not get within the reach of the chimpanzee's arms. Strongmen don't really train for speed and agility. I had a teacher tell a story about going to a powerlifting competition and one guy got winded and had to take a break after going up one flight of stairs because he smoked like a chimney and didn't need any endurance beyond the couple seconds it took to lift something once.
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Dec 30, 2021 22:03
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interwhat posted:Shits probably fine interwhat less than one minute later posted:one just fell off lmao! "That's probably fine," the "these edibles ain't poo poo" of the OSHA world
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Dec 30, 2021 22:04
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 Source, from a dam doing additional construction I think.
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Dec 30, 2021 22:14
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Rebel Blob posted:
Looks like the HVAC system from Brazil.
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Dec 30, 2021 23:08
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that boy's wild as hell
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Rebel Blob posted:
Jesus, I hope that guy's wearing eyepro, those are near-fatal levels of HDR.
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Dec 31, 2021 00:26
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OK the physics make sense but it still doesn't look right.
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Dec 31, 2021 00:51
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really, there's no one who can win a fight with a chimp? Lol it's like you losers don't even know anyone who owns a tank. Hell just wait a bit and climate change and habit loss will do the job. Oh wait... now I'm sad. 
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Dec 31, 2021 01:09
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dr_rat posted:really, there's no one who can win a fight with a chimp? I mean, it'd also depend on the chimp. Like you could probably win against a baby chimp.
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Dec 31, 2021 01:13
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Dec 31, 2021 01:36
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I'm pretty sure I could beat a chimp in a fight. I have a dick made of iron. That fucker would try to bite my dick off, break his teeth and lose interest. Then I just have to kick him in his own dick enough times as he's running away.
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Dec 31, 2021 02:12
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Powered Descent posted:I mean, it'd also depend on the chimp. Like you could probably win against a baby chimp. That poor baby chimp -who would probably still win- I already said I'm sad drat it. Stop making me more sad. It's new years eve drat it!!!! Anyway for content, and new years eve! The best OSHA violations! Jackie Chan outtakes!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZPHALHCCGo
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Dec 31, 2021 02:24
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lmao I watched this twice and lolled, then again and what the gently caress I've driven that junction so many times when I lived down at my folks. https://goo.gl/maps/ySoKxnaNsrS7XN576
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Dec 31, 2021 02:25
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Ghost Ride the Buggy Whip!
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Dec 31, 2021 02:26
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dr_rat posted:really, there's no one who can win a fight with a chimp? If we could some how convince both Vince McMahon and Brock Lesnar it's a good idea it could main event one of the Saudi shows.
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Dec 31, 2021 02:33
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just wear a codpiece
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Dec 31, 2021 02:36
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:just wear a codpiece Fish live in the ocean and in no way deserve to be brought into this sort of violent land based mammalian shenanigans. Edit: Just looked it up. or placed on peoples dicks. What the gently caress sports???
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Dec 31, 2021 02:55
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I was really worried there until he got the shoe back on.
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Dec 31, 2021 03:24
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slapping that dipshit on the head made my whole fuckin week
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Hey at least while your taking a piss you can change the thermostat. Peak multitasking.
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