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That easy money was what lured Teddy into taking the gig as Artie’s assistant. The kid had no idea what he was getting into.
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Lifespan posted:Nope, it was $500. I'm assuming that included the cost of the music (99 cents a song at the time), but that is still very LOL. lol if he didn't just torrent it all and pocket the money.
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I remember one time Artie got some free money to bet with some shady site Cabbie was associated with and he called them for some reason to place the bets and he was mystified by the concept of usernames and poo poo lol
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That's www.artie hyphen lange backslash howardstern colon aol dot org
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I had a dream last night that here was a Wack Pack MArio Kart game and Eric's character was just him in his power chair. When he'd pass someone he'd yell " ack ack motherfucker"
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I would like to have this dream too. how do u unlock this dream
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I really want to play that.
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in Howard Kart 64 u can't choose eric in the battlemode because he refused releasing his likeness in the game if it were possible to attach balloons to him
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How I unlocked it was by listening to some eric clips while shoveling snow, then took a cbd sleep gummy before bed.
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Looking at the snow outside, headphones, and weed gummies in my cabinet and getting some inspiration. Who were the other racers? I assume Beet is out there and says "Goo fo you pal" when you pass him.
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Lifespan posted:Looking at the snow outside, headphones, and weed gummies in my cabinet and getting some inspiration. Who were the other racers? I assume Beet is out there and says "Goo fo you pal" when you pass him. Crazy Cabbie, obviously. Ronnie, in his massive limo ("WHATEVER, DU!")
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Jeff the Drunk (but his controls are reversed) Bigfoot in his WHITE CADILLAC Riley Martin in a Bee-arr-vean ship
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Crazy Cabbie, obviously. Yes, Ronnie in the S.S. Mund, with custom license plate "PETCOCK".
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Sand Monster posted:Yes, Ronnie in the S.S. Mund, with custom license plate "PETCOCK". When you win as Ronnie, he'll tel at whomever's in last place "We're just tryna have a good time, I don't know why that bawthas you." Also need the white bronco, with every turn narrated by Billy West.
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I just want to apologize to my wife for the Jessica Hahn bathtub incident.
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I figured ronnie would be driving his pace car, not his limo.
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wesleywillis posted:I figured ronnie would be driving his pace car, not his limo. Ronnie loot boxes with different vehicles.
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Spacemonkey57 posted:Ronnie loot boxes with different vehicles. "NASCAR! Yessir!" emote equiped
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I really only remember Eric, but I'd like to think there was a Bigfoot character who yells " I'll EAT YOUR POWERUPS I WILL" whenever he picks one up.
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One of my favorite Jackie quirks is how someone would tell a story about him, to which he'd loudly object and call it a total lie and then retell the story in the exact same way (except changing minor details). The most prominent example of this is the finger cots bit, where Howard claimed he wore them because the paper dried out his fingers and Jackie adamantly said it was "the drying agent" in the paper (as if that was a huge difference). Also I really miss the days when listeners would call in and rat out the staff for every little thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b289BuVfMQ4 haljordan fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Dec 31, 2021 |
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haljordan posted:finger cots This bit always reminds me of when I worked in Medical Records for a hospital. This was way back in the 90s when everything was still paper and we'd use these things to help with sorting the hundreds of pieces of paper that got send to us each morning. Lots of carbon copies and really thin sheets of paper from various lab machines so we had some that had bumps on them to help with the grip. I'm at my local bar one day and pulled some stuff out of my jacket pocket and laid a few of things on the bar. The middle age woman tending bar, see the cots, asked what they were, put one on her finger, rubbed her fingers together feeling the "bumps" and said "...hmmm", put it in her pocket and walked off. There's an entire supply cabinet of them at work so I don't care to loose them. I'm in the same bar a few days later. Same bar tender asks me where I got these finger cots and where can she get more? I say something like, "I didn't know bartending involves so much paperwork" to which she replies, "Honey, I'm not worried about any papercuts where this is goin'. Let's just say they are ribbed for my pleasure". So every month I stole a couple boxes from work and gave to her in exchange for a few free rounds a week. There was like, 100 in each box and I never asked if she was using 3 or 4 a day, reselling them or what.
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Bonzo posted:This bit always reminds me of when I worked in Medical Records for a hospital. This was way back in the 90s when everything was still paper and we'd use these things to help with sorting the hundreds of pieces of paper that got send to us each morning. Lots of carbon copies and really thin sheets of paper from various lab machines so we had some that had bumps on them to help with the grip. Wow, that’s amazing. Can you believe this guy, Robin? Is that a thing women would like?
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Oh and Happy New Year thread https://www.soundboard.com/sb/zombievsshark
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Bonzo posted:Oh and Happy New Year thread Oh my god, "Riley Martin - Snuckelofagus" That was just a lightning strike to my memory
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Lifespan posted:"NASCAR! Yessir!" emote equiped "This ain't Hot Rod Magazine, pal!" There would be so many great clips for a JD character, too.
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Chicken Butt posted:"This ain't Hot Rod Magazine, pal!" So many hooting noises to choose from
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Barreft posted:Oh my god, "Riley Martin - Snuckelofagus" Rhinosaucerous
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OH YEAH! DROPPIN LOADS! Happy New Year thread!
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Re-listening to the Artie vs. Dice fight and it is sooo obvious Dice used Artie's five grand to pay off some other more urgent bills and was scrambling to get him his money lmao
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Two Kings posted:I think Artie was more annoyed that he made a bad business decision to take a lot less money than Dice and most of the audience clearly bought tickets to see Artie and couldn’t care less about Dice. Dice kept going on and on about all the arenas "they" could sell out together and you could tell Artie never wanted to see the guy again for this rest of his life
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They probably could have booked big gigs at that time if they set up a tour with more big names, but the funny thing is that is that Artie didn't need Dice for that. At that time Artie was selling out large theaters across the country whereas Dice could only get spots larger than a club in Jersey.
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Lifespan posted:They probably could have booked big gigs at that time if they set up a tour with more big names, but the funny thing is that is that Artie didn't need Dice for that. At that time Artie was selling out large theaters across the country whereas Dice could only get spots larger than a club in Jersey. Joizee
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I was just going to drop Bob Saget a note, Robin
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Ether Frenzy posted:I was just going to drop Bob Saget a note, Robin I love that someone does this every time a celeb dies
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