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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Turdfuzz posted:

ya learn something new everyday wow so amazing

Pittsburgh loves you too, Turdfuzz. Jak sie masz!

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

gently caress da mods! gently caress the mods! WOOOOOOOO! gently caress the mods!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


dummy thicc

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

That DICK! posted:

gently caress da mods! gently caress the mods! WOOOOOOOO! gently caress the mods!

No thank you

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Consummate Professional posted:

the liver is surprisingly resilient

that said, I'm taking the month off of drinking. I spent 2 grand at the dentist in december, gotta refill the coffers

i feel most guilty about the capitalism aspect, if we want to get real

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Man Musk posted:

i feel most guilty about the capitalism aspect, if we want to get real

I feel guilty when someone says "I spent $2k at the dentist and I can't drink for a while"

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



https://twitter.com/therealoj32/status/1477037055582478338?s=21

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Pittsburgh loves you too, Turdfuzz. Jak sie masz!

extremely here

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Consummate Professional posted:

the liver is surprisingly resilient

that said, I'm taking the month off of drinking. I spent 2 grand at the dentist in december, gotta refill the coffers

yea me too except i cant afford a dentist

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

the good news is that ive never had a cavity according to me

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

That DICK! posted:

gently caress da mods! gently caress the mods! WOOOOOOOO! gently caress the mods!

:yeah:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
oh, I could keep drinking. I would just ya know, not be able to weather any unexpected costs.

plus I'm getting fuckin fat and am sick of that

Beyond ReTarTed.
Dec 19, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rah! posted:

dummy thicc

fauci covid

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Turdfuzz posted:

yea me too except i cant afford a dentist

they’re like ten dollars if you flash them your insurance card

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Alec Eiffel posted:

they’re like ten dollars if you flash them your insurance card

ive been looking for those everywhere
not even walmart has them

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Turdfuzz posted:

the good news is that ive never had a cavity according to me

My teeth are entirely hosed and have been all of my adult life and I'm gonna keep sending dentists' kids to college lol

Since 2004 or so I've spent over $18K on my teeth and it's only going to get worse. turbo lols

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
why bother? Pennsylvanians have four less teeth on average than a person from any other state. you’ll look fine

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Consummate Professional posted:

oh, I could keep drinking. I would just ya know, not be able to weather any unexpected costs.

plus I'm getting fuckin fat and am sick of that

i'm fat and chronically depressed and have been a shut-in for the past year

my dad has lung cancer and just had a minor stroke and I hope I die before any of that stuff happens to me so I'll keep drinking that garbage

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Shear Modulus posted:

my cat is sleeping on me but i have to go pee

cats are very absorbent

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

skaboomizzy posted:

i'm fat and chronically depressed and have been a shut-in for the past year

my dad has lung cancer and just had a minor stroke and I hope I die before any of that stuff happens to me so I'll keep drinking that garbage

yes!!! gently caress the mods

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
at that point, it's cheaper to just pull your teeth and get those Jaws metal inserts

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My teeth are entirely hosed and have been all of my adult life and I'm gonna keep sending dentists' kids to college lol

Since 2004 or so I've spent over $18K on my teeth and it's only going to get worse. turbo lols

have u tried mouthwash

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
happy new year bitches

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
drinking is real fun

I prefer to do it around other people though

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
i'm drunk and i look loving hot tonight

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

skaboomizzy posted:

i'm fat and chronically depressed and have been a shut-in for the past year

my dad has lung cancer and just had a minor stroke and I hope I die before any of that stuff happens to me so I'll keep drinking that garbage

that sucks

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Turdfuzz posted:

that sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5g_gs6nnyo

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bebop esq posted:

i'm drunk and i look loving hot tonight

Same. Except I’m not drunk

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

skaboomizzy posted:

i'm fat and chronically depressed and have been a shut-in for the past year

my dad has lung cancer and just had a minor stroke and I hope I die before any of that stuff happens to me so I'll keep drinking that garbage

hey


i am thinking of you and i hope stuff gets better for you

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Alec Eiffel posted:

why bother? Pennsylvanians have four less teeth on average than a person from any other state. you’ll look fine

I like to eat my food

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

skaboomizzy posted:

i'm fat and chronically depressed and have been a shut-in for the past year

my dad has lung cancer and just had a minor stroke and I hope I die before any of that stuff happens to me so I'll keep drinking that garbage

sorry to hear it buddy. no joke: ring fit adventure is a great exercise. and if you ever need a sounding board pm me

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Turdfuzz posted:

have u tried mouthwash

I used to work with a creepy old janitor at a grocery store. He drank mouthwash mixed with Schnapps and lived in a trailer parked in the middle of a chalk factory

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

bebop esq posted:

i'm drunk and i look loving hot tonight

Wanna fuk? <.<

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


skaboomizzy posted:

i'm fat and chronically depressed and have been a shut-in for the past year

my dad has lung cancer and just had a minor stroke and I hope I die before any of that stuff happens to me so I'll keep drinking that garbage

I'm 41 and have been drinking a shitload for two decades now and I'm in pretty decent health according to my PCP

Just eat mostly vegetables and you're good to go

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

The Wisest Moron posted:

I used to work with a creepy old janitor at a grocery store. He drank mouthwash mixed with Schnapps and lived in a trailer parked in the middle of a chalk factory

turn on my monitor

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
why id vodka so good

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


real talk i think about responding to like 90% of posts w/ "for me to poop on"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The Wisest Moron posted:

I used to work with a creepy old janitor at a grocery store. He drank mouthwash mixed with Schnapps and lived in a trailer parked in the middle of a chalk factory

america is the best country on earth

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


bebop esq posted:

why id vodka so good

russia

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