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OwlFancier posted:
https://twitter.com/FatherRuben3/status/1477485611804205058 Aren't the accounts owned by a Spectator employee? No idea why they were suspended though...
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Jan 2, 2022 09:23
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Lol and I just got round to blocking that lovely politics for all account yesterday.
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Jan 2, 2022 09:32
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Impersonating Ali?
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goddamnedtwisto posted:https://twitter.com/KiwiEV/status/1477390523182714881 Orangutans are the greatest animals on earth
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/FatherRuben3/status/1477485611804205058 Politics for Ali is the Tory Boy one, aye. Lungboy fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Jan 2, 2022 |
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Jan 2, 2022 11:08
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Lmao I didn't realise Ali had started covering football too.
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Jan 2, 2022 11:19
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Be at peace, citizen. The drone is there for your protection. Friend computer would never hurt you. It is not tangled in your hair. An officer will be dispatched shortly to relieve you of your scalp. 
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Jan 2, 2022 12:13
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Is that a UFO in the top right corner
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Jan 2, 2022 12:16
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Parodying 70s dystopian sci-fi to advertise what exactly? The dystopian visions are all coming true thanks to us?
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Jan 2, 2022 12:29
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Barry Foster posted:Orangutans are the greatest animals on earth Don't know if you've seen it but for those that haven't there was a TV programme called orangutan school. It was for orangutans that had been raised in captivity to learn how to live in the wild. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4f5oNHnwQ I would really like an orangutan as a pet if it wasn't a bit cruel to keep a wild animal like that
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Jan 2, 2022 12:35
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orangutans are cool and i wish people would leave them be 
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nurmie posted:orangutans are cool and i wish people would leave them be They make great librarians, at least.
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Jan 2, 2022 12:56
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https://twitter.com/brokenbottleboy/status/1477606180071608324 We're ruled by nonces.
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/brokenbottleboy/status/1477606180071608324 I read this more that he’s saving it for when the Goves inevitably get one of their vile offspring a column in The Times
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cyril sneeeer posted:Don't know if you've seen it but for those that haven't there was a TV programme called orangutan school. It was for orangutans that had been raised in captivity to learn how to live in the wild. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4f5oNHnwQ If you just want something fat and hairy with only rudimentary intelligence to sit around your house while you pay for all the food I can be there tomorrow.
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Jan 2, 2022 13:21
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goddamnedtwisto posted:If you just want something fat and hairy with only rudimentary intelligence to sit around your house while you pay for all the food I can be there tomorrow. Come on, now, that's not fair Orangutans have way more than merely 'rudimentary' intelligence
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goddamnedtwisto posted:If you just want something fat and hairy with only rudimentary intelligence to sit around your house while you pay for all the food I can be there tomorrow. If I can borrow your bike I'm tempted. How are you with rubber snakes?
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Jan 2, 2022 13:42
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fuctifino posted:We're saved! Keith might take over! Gonna ignore the main bit and focus on the COP26 poo poo on the right 'My voters agree that we need to do something but they also need cheap methods to heat their homes' Well that's your loving job isn't it? You're the government, figure it out you loving imbecile. Maybe the government could you know, subsidise things. Maybe nationalise a few resources. Nah nothing can be done we need cheap poo poo lets blow the planet up. It's so clear now that only ultra-capitalism will do. Can't even just go back to mega-capitalism. It has to be utter total profit at the expense of all else including the concept of life.
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You can't argue that death is not a long term sustainable solution to heating problems.
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Jan 2, 2022 13:54
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His voters told him that it's immigration and lack of law and order that's why they can't afford the gas bill. It can't be lack of money because the Conservatives created high wage jobs for everyone.
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Jan 2, 2022 14:05
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fuctifino posted:We're saved! Keith might take over! Check out the biggest problems facing the UK in 2022 as per Red Wall fuckwits. 33% name cost of living, 27% name the economy, 10% name Brexit. They aren't capable of drawing the slightest connection between actions and consequences.
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it's decades of pandering to them now that's led to this and gently caress knows where it ends
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pandering to while also cynically exploiting hindbrain level hatreds
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Vaguely related to primatechat, trevor bastard continues to be the single greatest performance artist on twitter  https://twitter.com/sarah_ox_laugh/status/1477626460676534275
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https://twitter.com/evolvepolitics/status/1477597495899344901 https://twitter.com/LiamPegg_/status/1477599165261692928 https://twitter.com/Jordan_Ike_1/status/1477630922174472196 There could be some juicy incoming drama
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NFTs are a performance art of their very own https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1477372157634220032
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It's the internet, so probably "again? at least I can reuse assets"
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https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/1477587220324356098 Having Charlie Chuck come round your house to help with your PTSD.
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My brain's decided to merge LFT and NFT in its "what does this mean" centre. Low-fungibility token Nose-flap test
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OwlFancier posted:I want desperately to know the thoughts of the artist commissioned to "draw the NFT monkeys loving" * NFT bros and libertarians never admit they're scamming people, but making money out of anything like that requires a certain level of duplicity. It's like house flippers. Someone who buys a knackered 200k house, puts up cheap plasterboard and badly installs heated floors can sell it for £260k and is applauded as an entrepeneur. Nobody ever talks about the people who bought it, the people who were lied to out of an extra 60k and are going to be stuck with bills further down the line when the rush job starts to fall apart. No, that money magically appeared out of nowhere as a reward for the clever house flipper.
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peter kay might be good for people with amnesia i suppose D'YA REMEMBUUR TAPES?!?! EEH?!??!? d'ya remembuur remembuurin??!?!
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And what's the deal with hospital food? *laugh track interspersed with violent coughing*
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keep punching joe posted:https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/1477587220324356098 literally this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be9cdWVaGnY
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