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Megillah Gorilla posted:The other problem with doing poo poo like that are the loving idiots who hate any kind of change. I worked at a weed grow and they wanted to ‘simplify’ the growing process by implementing a new Web 3.0 system where you have to scan each plant’s serial number with a tablet before you do any work on them. then you select from a drop down menu what particular work you’re going to do (I.e. defoliation), and it times you for how long you’re supposed to take. You do this for each plant in a room of nearly a thousand. This was proposed by a suck up trying to make the place more efficient.
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red19fire posted:I worked at a weed grow and they wanted to ‘simplify’ the growing process by implementing a new Web 3.0 system where you have to scan each plant’s serial number with a tablet before you do any work on them. then you select from a drop down menu what particular work you’re going to do (I.e. defoliation), and it times you for how long you’re supposed to take. You do this for each plant in a room of nearly a thousand. https://twitter.com/deathpigeon/status/1175906952435515392
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laughed at this in 2019, and now completely agreeing with it. time makes fools of us all.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:The other problem with doing poo poo like that are the loving idiots who hate any kind of change. "Don't correct the product data, as I'm used to searching for these products with the wrong keywords! No I don't care about the 3000 other people who need to find them!"
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tokin opposition posted:Just constant self owns, all day every day. Is the cdc a d&d poster? It's staffed with evangelicals so arguably worse ErrorInvalidUser posted:doordash calling their delivery drivers engineers This poo poo's been general for a while now. Dominos doesn't have drivers it has "delivery experts"
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red19fire posted:I worked at a weed grow and they wanted to ‘simplify’ the growing process by implementing a new Web 3.0 system where you have to scan each plant’s serial number with a tablet before you do any work on them. then you select from a drop down menu what particular work you’re going to do (I.e. defoliation), and it times you for how long you’re supposed to take. You do this for each plant in a room of nearly a thousand. "Web 3.0" is not more efficient by any measure imaginable
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Shame Boy posted:"Web 3.0" is not more efficient by any measure imaginable It does, however, give more numbers for managers to play with on their spreadsheets and provide convenient excuses for firing whoever has annoyed them recently or if they need to cut labor costs for the quarter
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Shame Boy posted:"Web 3.0" is not more efficient by any measure imaginable User efficiency was never the goal. The point is data collection, behavior tracking, easy implementation of AB testing. It sucks for you but the point of <website> is to advertise Tide laundry detergent to you, and that's what "web 3.0" is aimed towards.
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little munchkin posted:User efficiency was never the goal. The point is data collection, behavior tracking, easy implementation of AB testing. It sucks for you but the point of <website> is to advertise Tide laundry detergent to you, and that's what "web 3.0" is aimed towards. Actually no, it's not good at any of that stuff either. Web 3.0 is "good" at adding a bunch of useless blockchains to poo poo
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Lmao I'm on web 5.0, all my posts are monitized using subliminal messaging to buy taco bell.
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tokin opposition posted:Lmao I'm on web 5.0, all my posts are monitized using subliminal messaging to buy taco bell. i knew there was a reason i want a black bean crunchwrap rn
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Line Feed posted:web 6.9 hahahaha that's the sex number so funnay
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Weatherman posted:hahahaha that's the sex number so funnay i’m sorry there is no way to monetize this shiitt post. 420% user dissatisfaction and 69% stupid
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Shame Boy posted:Actually no, it's not good at any of that stuff either. Web 3.0 is "good" at adding a bunch of useless blockchains to poo poo I don't recall saying it was good at it.
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i don't know what web 3.0 is, but i know that web 4.0 will be made from sticks and stones
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Mola Yam posted:i don't know what web 3.0 is, but i know that web 4.0 will be made from sticks and stones cool we can still have the internet with that https://www.sparkpost.com/blog/sparkpost-afire-ssp/
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I like the RFC that page references: https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc6919quote:5. WOULD PROBABLY 
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tokin opposition posted:All Dogs Are Cops Your worst post yet.
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tokin opposition posted:All Dogs Are Cops  No bad dogs, just bad owners.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Restaurants should be replaced by government funded cafeterias that serve fresh, well-rounded, nutritious meals to all who show up, where everyone takes a turn doing every job including serving, dishwashing, cooking, and cleaning the bathrooms Someone in I think the climate thread, said he wanted to use school kitchens in evenings to churn out massive amounts of hot food for people. It just kinda blew my mind because it's such a simple solution that can reach most areas of the country, since most areas have schools still. Which is exactly why it's never going to happen in this demon cracker country lol
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skooma512 posted:Someone in I think the climate thread, said he wanted to use school kitchens in evenings to churn out massive amounts of hot food for people. It just kinda blew my mind because it's such a simple solution that can reach most areas of the country, since most areas have schools still. Which is exactly why it's never going to happen in this demon cracker country lol But what if someone who doesn't deserve the food gets a meal? What then smart guy?
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tokin opposition posted:All Dogs Are Cops Permaban and 100k hour probe
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McCracAttack posted:But what if someone who doesn't deserve the food gets a meal? What then smart guy? And people who aren't students or teachers might drink or do drugs on the school grounds!
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HootTheOwl posted:Web 3.0 isn't real and I don't care how many times you pretend it is!
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ekuNNN posted:
It's so weird I call it a "Cubic Zerconia" ring and she isn't as impressed...
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MY WIFE wanted some diamonds in her wedding band so I bought the man-made stuff because gently caress Diamonds and anyway I can confirm she doesn't love me as much
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Femur posted:Serious question? What is considered web 2.0? Is it that poo poo that broke firefox addons? Web 1.0 was supposedly static information. Web 2.0 was supposedly "user interactivity / content" like youtube, plus a whole lotta javascript and gradients to make sure you know it's the future. Web 3.0 is complete nonsense that I've been following for a little while so lemme try to sum it up: - Web 2.0 was supposed to have things that never really happened, most notably semantic web (basically information computers can use to condense a website and cleverly present the information or sort it or whatever). This never happened for a lot of reasons, mostly because it kinda requires everyone to buy into it and it's not actually that great a proposal for buying in if you're generating content (why would I want people to be able to extract the information without visiting my website?) - Some idiots decided ok, well, now that we have ~AI~ and other vaguely defined nonsense technologies, let's just roll all the magic handwavy technology into Web 3.0. This group of people came up with loving fantastic ideas like "instead of using a web browser, you will have a personal assistant AI like Alexa that extracts information from various sources and presents it to you as a feed" so basically a loving facebook feed but for everything all the time. Great. - A different group of idiots who are into bitcoin saw this and went "Aha!" and glomped their ideas onto the side of it awkwardly. So now the magic AI uses the blockchain... somehow. At least at first this weird crypto-cancer growing off the side of the first group was painfully poorly done, like you could see the seams where they were trying to glue their stupid poo poo to the other stupid poo poo. - Eventually the second group won out and shut up the first group, because if bitcoiners are good at anything it's screaming louder than everyone else. So now Web3 (as it has been re-branded to, for some reason) is all about NFT's and blockchains and "distributed/decentralized services" is even more poorly-defined and nonsensical than it was before.
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Oh and then METAVERSE became a buzzword half-way through the process I described, so now every single Web3 idea has to have a metaverse NFT game in development coming Jan. 2024 or whatever. All of these metaverse NFT games have somehow already sold all their virtual property to corporations for millions of theoretical dollars, despite most of them literally not existing even in a pre-alpha form. None of them sound at all appealing to play. In Peter Moleneux's one, for example, you get your game key to enable you to play the game in the first place from a virtual landlord, who owns the virtual land that you then have to set up your virtual store on. All your virtual money you make with the virtual store is taxed by the virtual landlord for virtual rent.
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Ah so its not even real like a standard like ip4 vs 6 or whatever. I throught yahoo lost the ideaological battle of if people wanted an organized web or not. Thank you for the break out.
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Femur posted:Ah so its not even real like a standard like ip4 vs 6 or whatever. I throught yahoo lost the ideaological battle of if people wanted an organized web or not. Nope, web 1/2/3 are just ideas. Web 2 sort of encompassed the "standards" of HTML5 and CSS3 and whatever the hell version of Javascript was out at the time, but none of them (especially not Web3) are actually standards or technologies in any way, they are buzzwords.
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