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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
no court has ever ruled shnorkles can't eat dogshit

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


bleeding kansas posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1477997873010819078?s=20

the dictator of hungary has my Complete support and Endorsement!

Lmao

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/DBrodyReports/status/1478021053423177728
:goofy:

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



Bethamphetamine posted:

the Turumop Thread, and no court has ever proved me wrong

new thread title

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Dolphin posted:

no court has ever ruled shnorkles can't eat dogshit

its not against the law. or mb it is idk. im not a law person.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

the milk machine posted:

i don't understand why some people's posting persona is complaining about forums and threads all the time, but i guess if that's the vibe they like they should go with the flow :shrug:

Ain't about to yuck someone's yum

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 356 days!

fauci can't keep getting away with this

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

feel like poo poo just want him back

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

bleeding kansas posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1477997873010819078?s=20

the dictator of hungary has my Complete support and Endorsement!

Pondering he Orbán

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Korean Boomhauer posted:

its not against the law. or mb it is idk. im not a law person.

euphronius i have a legal question

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

:thunk:

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental




it’s not even just taking a photo while driving but a screenshot of the camera app?!?!? :psyboom:

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Korean Boomhauer posted:

its not against the law. or mb it is idk. im not a law person.
on the contrary i hear he has received multiple commendations for community service

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

catchphrases are important

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


they knew a snowstorm was coming for days, and now here it is

:argh: democrats!!!

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dolphin posted:

as one of the only people here with a clean rapsheet i feel that im qualified to say you all should try to behave a bit more

I had a clean rapsheet for my first 15 years

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Don Jr retweeted

https://twitter.com/rumblevideo/status/1478046467466145795

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

im being oppressed by a snowstorm because i had to agree to show up to a time and space to be important enough to be considered to get food and shelter :qq:

millions of snowflakes swirling around, oppressing me, putting me at risk with the car culture i cosigned myself to

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



you can tell that Rex Morgan, M.D., has been reading c-spam while the rest of the family does not


Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

didn't realize rand paul was a youtuber

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


looks like Philadelphia zoo

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
nope nope, hold on. in my state you need a foraging license for most foraging activities, shnorkles may be in trouble

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Dustcat posted:

didn't realize rand paul was a youtuber

he loves saying the gamer word

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

sonatinas posted:

catalytic converter gets stolen the moment it is parked outside

don’t think it will ever be parked inside

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Democrats only don't like snowstorms bc they're white

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I had a clean rapsheet for 15 years, forgot to post an image in the cursed images thread, and then it all went tumbling down, like castles made of sand.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

so brave

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
im feeling so claustrophobic in my 5 star 4WD luxury sedan, with all this raging snow around me, suffocating that i might as well feel a cop's neck on me, personally

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Well suck me silly, YouTube must be shaking in their boots

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 356 days!
no rand paul don't give up youtube for a platform with a fraction of youtubes reach nooooooo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




the fedgov and city goverment already announced shutdowns last night and the salt trucks and plows were out this morning, what the gently caress else does he want

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
by the way the rules are banned posters jokes go into the public domain so now all of you can be funny with cumshitter's jokes too!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lol

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Dustcat posted:

didn't realize rand paul was a youtuber

I wonder if he's still using his "presidential campaign" as a tax shelter

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

you can tell that Rex Morgan, M.D., has been reading c-spam while the rest of the family does not




god this is still running?

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

I don't think he knows what exodus means.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1478043288066269189?t=wyecMFhuJ2gYSE5EQjOLWA&s=19

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



I remember one where he was demonstrating how to take a shower quickly to save water but he wasn't nude he was fully clothed in the shower pretending to bathe himself while drinking like a gallon of coffee and just spilling coffee everywhere

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tacodaemon posted:

the fedgov and city goverment already announced shutdowns last night and the salt trucks and plows were out this morning, what the gently caress else does he want

more salt apparently :smug:

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


lmao this motherfucker just creating variants out of sheer loving will

https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1478053853304176643?s=21

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