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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Koirhor posted:

mtg is not a loving hotwife more like a lukewarm goblin, how dare all of you give proper hotwifing a bad name

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ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

i swear to god these people are the dumbest loving marks

we ALL watched Trump, the guy that tried to trademark "you're fired" throw most of his staff and cabinet under the bus for 4 years and these people still leave their plum positions for the chance to work for him

Lol, he doesn't even pay the people that do work for him.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Koirhor posted:

mtg is not a loving hotwife more like a lukewarm goblin, how dare all of you give proper hotwifing a bad name

psshhh yeah, lukwarm goblin my cock

CredulousAtBest
Oct 4, 2020
My name is CredulousAtBest. Glenn Greenwald constantly owning me has resulted in my prodromal schizophrenia, so please be polite when you deal with psychotic breaks and kindly nod to my unintelligible tripe.
never even occurred to me that people being attracted to mtg was a thing

get ur dicks brain examined imo

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

tenderjerk posted:

mtg is not a 'hot wife'

Not East coast or West coast. Maybe Appalachia hot.


edit: I mean, she's got all her teeth

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://i.imgur.com/C1pd5aQ.mp4

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

radical meme posted:

Not East coast or West coast. Maybe Appalachia hot.

do not disparage my mountain mamas

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Oh hey a dumber timeline.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 356 days!

radical meme posted:

Not East coast or West coast. Maybe Appalachia hot.


edit: I mean, she's got all her teeth

she may not have all her toes tho

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
hotwife is just something you do, it's a name that's not literal like you know, Dumbwaiter, or Holy Roman Empire, or United States of America

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

CredulousAtBest
Oct 4, 2020
My name is CredulousAtBest. Glenn Greenwald constantly owning me has resulted in my prodromal schizophrenia, so please be polite when you deal with psychotic breaks and kindly nod to my unintelligible tripe.

tenderjerk posted:

she may not have all her toes tho

woah WOAH

a lack of toes was my MTG dealbreaker

too many sisters like that. its be weird

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/conarck/status/1478149560463773697

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
hot wifing was invented by IT guys who hit swap as much as possible

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1478087469321138181?s=20

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

CredulousAtBest posted:

woah WOAH

a lack of toes was my MTG dealbreaker

too many sisters like that. its be weird

jesus

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
That's a fuckin POST

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


why do all these white girl YouTube songs have a black guy rapping halfway through

Friday had it
I wouldn’t be surprised if Chinese Food had it too

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
charles barkley

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/1478129577402765317

CredulousAtBest
Oct 4, 2020
My name is CredulousAtBest. Glenn Greenwald constantly owning me has resulted in my prodromal schizophrenia, so please be polite when you deal with psychotic breaks and kindly nod to my unintelligible tripe.

pls dont kinshame

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

doesn't the block chain have child porn in it to like, prove a point?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


loving LOL

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Consummate Professional posted:

doesn't the block chain have child porn in it to like, prove a point?

the point being libertarians love child porn yes

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/axios/status/1478156705758420992

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Uhhhhh .... ok?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
The sex tape is real

CredulousAtBest
Oct 4, 2020
My name is CredulousAtBest. Glenn Greenwald constantly owning me has resulted in my prodromal schizophrenia, so please be polite when you deal with psychotic breaks and kindly nod to my unintelligible tripe.

Mayor Dave posted:

The sex tape is real

possibly

but no thank you

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

I don’t think she wrote that. I don’t think any of the Melanie’s wrote it

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
piss, sex, either way I wanna see a tape!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

yup totally melania

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

Consummate Professional posted:

piss, sex, either way I wanna see a tape!

all i've got are halloween tapes

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

is this the matrix?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

when trump comes back he better outright abuse Commiefornia

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Schmoe Cwead posted:

is this the matrix?

the melantrix

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
lukewarm goblin lol

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/eholmes2003/status/654114467215609857

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

VideoKid posted:

the melantrix

she's right up there, watching

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