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herculon posted:Well now, what’ll it be Lord? Another GBA? How many has it been? Six? Twelve? I disremember. You say the word Lord, I’m on my way. You always send me everdrives to mod your Word. The lurker with a little Game Boy Micro hidden away in a sugar bowl. Lord, I am tired. Sometimes I wonder if you really understand. Not that you mind the moddin. Your Book is full of moddin. But there are things you do hate Lord: dimly backlit things, laggy things, things with impure sound. Lol
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Jan 4, 2022 18:44
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LLOYD: How are things going, Mr. Nintendo? UNCLE: Things could be better, Lloyd. Things could be a whole lot better. LLOYD: I hope it's nothing serious. UNCLE: No. Nothing serious. Just a little problem with the ol' sperm bank upstairs. Nothing I can't handle, though, Lloyd. Thanks. LLOYD: Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em. UNCLE: Words of wisdom, Lloyd. Words of wisdom. I never laid a hand on it, goddamn it. I didn't. I wouldn't touch one circuit on its goddamn little board. I love the little son of a bitch. I'd do anything for it, any fuckin' thing for him. But that bitch - as long as I live, she'll never let me forget what happened. I did mod him once, okay? But it was an accident, completely unintentional. Could have happened to anybody, and it was three god-damned years ago! The little fucker had deleted my Final Fantasy Legend II save. All I tried to do was replace the battery - a momentary loss of muscular coordination, all right? A few extra foot-pounds of energy per second, per second... *snaps fingers*
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Jan 4, 2022 18:51
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uan belting out singing in the rain as he tears chips out the back of a toploader nes
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Jan 4, 2022 18:56
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Detective Somerset looking at a box postmarked from Hong Kong. Detective Mills: what’s in the boooox!? Uncle at Nintendo is kneeling and grinning like an idiot.
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Jan 4, 2022 19:01
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MARTY: You shouldn't have this. RUST: Nobody should have this. 
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Jan 4, 2022 19:05
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Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, pull out your soldering iron! Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't mod. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't mod? Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in modding? Mr. Blue: You know how these consoles run? They run like poo poo. Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. They don't run well enough, they can get recalled. Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a loving collector who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever mod? Mr. Pink: I don't mod because society says I have to. All right, if a console deserves a mod, if it's one that really deserves the effort, I'll give it a little something extra. But this modding automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're already doing their job. Mr. Blue: Hey, this Game Boy is nice. Mr. Pink: It's okay. It isn't anything special. Mr. Blue: What's special? Taking it into the back and letting it suck your dick? Nice Guy Eddie: I'd install a rumble feature for that.
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Jan 4, 2022 19:08
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symbolic posted:Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, pull out your soldering iron! Lol
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Jan 4, 2022 19:08
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lmfao goldmine
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Jan 4, 2022 19:08
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I got the tude now posted:Detective Somerset looking at a box postmarked from Hong Kong. UaN: It seems that greed is my sin. *brother drops freshly soundchipped NES and blows his brains out*
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Jan 4, 2022 19:09
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symbolic posted:Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, pull out your soldering iron! lmfao
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Jan 4, 2022 19:09
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Mr. Switch: Hey, why am I Mr. Switch? Joe : Because you're a human being, alright? Mr. Switch: Why can't we pick our own consoles? Joe : No way, no way. Tried it once, it doesn't work. You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Xbox, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Switch. Be thankful you're not Mr. Saturn. Mr. PS5: Yeah, but Mr. PS5, that's a little too close to Mr. poo poo.
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Jan 4, 2022 19:12
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Mr. Switch: Hey, why am I Mr. Switch? lmfao
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Jan 4, 2022 19:13
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Mr. Switch: Hey, why am I Mr. Switch? lmfao jesus
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Jan 4, 2022 19:14
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Now I'm thinking about Lawrence Tierney's insane life againquote:Two years later, Tierney was questioned by New York City police in connection with the apparent suicide of a 24-year-old woman who had jumped from the window of her high-rise apartment. Tierney told police "I had just gotten there, and she just went out the window." He never was arrested or charged with the young woman's death.
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Jan 4, 2022 19:15
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Mr. Switch: Hey, why am I Mr. Switch?
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Jan 4, 2022 19:17
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Mr. Dreamcast: *Dances to a midi version of stuck in the middle before slashing at the console's backlight* Nintendo DS: *Muffled chime* Mr. Dreamcast: *Continues dancing and then gets close. Camera pans away as Nintendo DS plays its bootup sound at max volume* *Camera pans back* Mr. Dreamcast, speaking into exposed microphone, cord severed: Hey what's goin' on? Can you hear that?
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Jan 4, 2022 19:19
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Fungah! posted:Mr. Dreamcast: *Dances to a midi version of stuck in the middle before slashing at the console's backlight* Shells to the left of me, modchips to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U
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Jan 4, 2022 19:21
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Lmao
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Jan 4, 2022 19:22
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I got the tude now posted:Detective Somerset looking at a box postmarked from Hong Kong.
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Jan 4, 2022 19:25
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Shells to the left of me, modchips to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U Stuck in the MIDI with You
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Jan 4, 2022 19:28
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symbolic posted:Stuck in the MIDI with You
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Jan 4, 2022 19:30
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symbolic posted:Stuck in the MIDI with You Lol
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Jan 4, 2022 19:32
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herculon posted:Well now, what’ll it be Lord? Another GBA? How many has it been? Six? Twelve? I disremember. You say the word Lord, I’m on my way. You always send me everdrives to mod your Word. The lurker with a little Game Boy Micro hidden away in a sugar bowl. Lord, I am tired. Sometimes I wonder if you really understand. Not that you mind the moddin. Your Book is full of moddin. But there are things you do hate Lord: dimly backlit things, laggy things, things with impure sound. 
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Jan 4, 2022 19:35
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symbolic posted:Stuck in the MIDI with You lol
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Jan 4, 2022 19:37
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They're coming to mod you, Barbara
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Jan 4, 2022 19:46
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Fungah! posted:remember me, eddie? when i modded your gameboy i talked just...like...this! lmfao
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Jan 4, 2022 19:46
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Pablo Nergigante posted:They're coming to mod you, Barbara lmao
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Jan 4, 2022 19:51
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do you smell it, Clarice? The aroma of the RAM?
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Jan 4, 2022 19:53
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Pablo Nergigante posted:They're coming to mod you, Barbara
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Jan 4, 2022 19:54
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Pablo Nergigante posted:They're coming to mod you, Barbara lmfao
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Jan 4, 2022 19:57
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Pablo Nergigante posted:They're coming to mod you, Barbara
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Jan 4, 2022 20:02
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lmao @ everything
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Fungah! posted:remember me, eddie? when i modded your gameboy i talked just...like...this! lol
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I am a great soft jelly boy. Smoothly rounded, with no speaker, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my screen used to be. Rubbery knobs that were once my buttons; bulks rounding down into rubberless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as gameboy, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that gaming becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of UaN, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the four of them are safe at last. UaN will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... UaN has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ... I have no interface. And I must game.
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Jan 4, 2022 21:12
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Jan 4, 2022 21:30
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*standing across counter from a mint N64* What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
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Jan 4, 2022 21:56
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Jenny Agutter posted:*standing across counter from a mint N64* What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? A man must know how to code
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Jan 4, 2022 22:01
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Jenny Agutter posted:*standing across counter from a mint N64* What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? if the homebrew guide you followed is what brought you to this, of what use was the homebrew guide?
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