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Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
10 Nathfield Lane

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Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
Nathfield of Dreams

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

The Alchemist posted:

Update the thread title to "Welcome to Nathfield"

This is A Good Idea

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Binary Badger posted:

That charcuterie board looks like overstock from Spencer's Gifts or something.

rear end paddle

used

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Welcome to Garfwin

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Hotel Nathfield, such an orange place
Any time of year, entergagement's here

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

Hotel Nathfield, such an orange place
Any time of year, entergagement's here

you can love and feed me anytime you like
but you can never leave

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Aardvark! posted:

Nathen will promise Loggins & Messina and only get Messina

Hey, that's 1/4 of the band that wrote that #2 hit!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Escape From Noise posted:

Hey, that's 1/4 of the band that wrote that #2 hit!

gently caress you, Loggins! That's what a fool believes.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


They paved paradise and put up a Garfing lot

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Ghostlight posted:

people think there's a big mystery because he spent ages refusing to answer the question of how he funded the movie beyond a smile and "i imported jackets" - that's where the money laundering angle actually came from, because his business was not obviously booming and imports are a really good way to launder money.

He did something with Eastern European denim (had a storefront in SF), then suffered a TBI from a motorcycle accident. I’m also friends with someone who had him as a landlord, lol.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Yeah I don't see why you need to worry about goons touching the poop when these folks are smearing it all over their faces

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
yall ever just garfed a whole rear end lasagna to get through another lovely day of endless ennui/garfing

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
You've garfed your last field, Mr Arbuckle

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

They paved paradise
And put up a GarfieldEATS

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Pretty fitting that they used the Nighthawks painting that was later used for the cover of the Boulevard of Broken Dreams album.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

yall ever just garfed a whole rear end lasagna to get through another lovely day of endless ennui/garfing

A better existence than the one Nathen leads, I suppose.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Futanari Damacy posted:

Also lol at

"Someone make a combination of Nathen and Garfield"

"Nathfield. Or I dunno"

"My new identity is now NATHFIELD"

nathan is pedro pascal in Wonderwoman 1984

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Nathen dumped like twenty pages of word salad in the discord this morning. I think the gist of it is no one is allowed to work for Nathen, he will not pay you. However, if you want to work with Nathen you can collect orange emoji’s that you can turn in for Starbucks gift cards that only work in Canada.

Also he is interested in Winnie the Pooh.

Edit: The big business war room is the Garficcino Room

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Can't take away a license if it's open license! :viggo:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

mkvltra posted:

Are you a Dark Souls theorycrafter?

so there's this guy Gwynn who owns waterfront property, if you kill him you get a ring with a signet that looks like the signet of the Russian mafia down on Potrero. They hate this Polish guy Manus who used to own the exotic meats place that moved to east bay because rent got too high. Ornstein was his lawyer. His armor set gives you extra dodge i-frames when it comes to blue spirits

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Lol.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Lt. Cock posted:

Nathen dumped like twenty pages of word salad in the discord this morning. I think the gist of it is no one is allowed to work for Nathen, he will not pay you. However, if you want to work with Nathen you can collect orange emoji’s that you can turn in for Starbucks gift cards that only work in Canada.

This is what I expect from a rich fail son who's used to just doing whatever's convenient for him while his parents dump money on him, instead of coming up with a business plan that actually works.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Lt. Cock posted:

Nathen dumped like twenty pages of word salad in the discord this morning. I think the gist of it is no one is allowed to work for Nathen, he will not pay you. However, if you want to work with Nathen you can collect orange emoji’s that you can turn in for Starbucks gift cards that only work in Canada.

Also he is interested in Winnie the Pooh.

Edit: The big business war room is the Garficcino Room

lmao, there are actually people who bought some of Nathen's NFTs and who are now tasked to Entergage Fanvestors by utilizing PLAN ORANGE

These morons are going to be drinking Garficcino at a jungle compound in Colombia while Nathen is trying to assassinate a sitting Congressman in a couple of years.

WonkyBob
Jan 1, 2013

Holy shit, you own a skirt?!

Lt. Cock posted:

Nathen dumped like twenty pages of word salad in the discord this morning. I think the gist of it is no one is allowed to work for Nathen, he will not pay you. However, if you want to work with Nathen you can collect orange emoji’s that you can turn in for Starbucks gift cards that only work in Canada.

Also he is interested in Winnie the Pooh.

Edit: The big business war room is the Garficcino Room

Looks like some younger entergagers have beaten him to it...

https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/pooheats/?hl=en-gb

https://www.tiktok.com/@pooheats?lang=en

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

WinniePooh's Chocolate Ice Cream Dispensary

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

You know, I don’t think I realized that “PoohEATS” had the same problem as “Pen Island,” but the lack of capitalization on those URLs really drives that point home, doesn’t it?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

lol he literally says "we will not pay you money to do work this is for FANS!"

"You're loving toadies and bootlickers so act like it! Mneow!"




edit: yes i couldn't help myself :(

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Nathen is gonna start a cult where he eventually encourages his fans to commit suicide but he's the only one who follows through, isn't he?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
GarfieldEats: If you wish to do work for money this is not the palce for you

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Seems like the only tangible product to materialize out of this ongoing Fancest saga is Nathan himself.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Escape From Noise posted:

Can't take away a license if it's open license! :viggo:

Pancho SanzaEATS

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

my dog died im sad posted:

Pancho SanzaEATS

Nathen should just move to Mexico and set up an unlicensed Garfield food shop like that place with the anime theme.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

"Get out of that old cupboard Nathen, you have grown far too large and adult for it long ago!"
"No gently caress you dad, I'm going to Nathfield, where the fans will give ME money!"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

reignofevil posted:

GarfieldEats: If you wish to do work for money this is not the palce for you

"you know what the problem with your generation is? You don't wanna work!!!"

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

"FanCestors" is a Freudian Faceplant if I've ever seen one

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
"Look guys, dad only gives me $20k a month to spend on orange suits and lifesize plush garfields. Don't ask me for money."

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