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Finger Prince posted:

Using a public washroom wearing a retroreflective vest is like manifesting some powerful techno-spirit as every hands-free soap dispenser and faucet around you starts spitting out soap and water into all the empty sinks while you wash your hands.

This is an enviable supepower.

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more falafel please

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Ugly In The Morning posted:

I probably have COVID again but hooo boy is Omicron (after the vax and booster) baby town frolics compared to when I had COVID classic in March/April 2020. honestly if it wasn’t for the pandemic precautions I probably would have thought it was like, allergies or a mild cold but with extra fatigue.

yeah. i think i probably have it right now but the symptoms are a raw sore throat in the mornings and a very mild cough at night. like i ran on the treadmill for 30 minutes yesterday (the treadmill was a june 2020 purchase, i did not leave my house with covid)

i got it in september (also vaxxed) and that was just a day of light fever/chills/fatigue, like vaccine side effects basically




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i'm vaxxed and fully boosted so almost welcome covid at this point because i would enjoy an uninterrupted 10 days at home but don't actually want to test my luck on purpose because i'm not an idiot

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
We are literally grown-rear end children roleplaying anxiety-riddled liars because somewhere during our formative years we forgot what creativity and imagination are and the secret that this is all a drat dream and we can make-believe whatever the hell we want to. Today I'm a graphic designer/photographer/pizza maker. Tomorrow I might be a dinosaur. Who likes chocolate milk? What did the clouds look like when you were young? What's your favorite memory? Your favorite color? If you can be anything in the world, what are you going to be when you grow up?

sb hermit





I woke up with a sore throat, sneezing, coughing, and clogged nose on Sunday. No fever. Minor headache. All evidence points to a cold, and a negative result from a rapid covid19 test has borne out that theory so far. Nevertheless, I went ahead and had scheduled a pcr test, which took place today. Hopefully it comes back negative.

sb hermit





Viginti Septem posted:

who likes chocolate milk? What did the clouds look like when you were young? What's your favorite memory? Your favorite color? If you can be anything in the world, what are you going to be when you grow up?

  • I used to like chocolate milk but I prefer coffee now
  • the same, pretty much, except they may have been fluffier
  • eating chocolate cookies that my cousin would bake for me
  • I'm partial to natural earth tones
  • retired and doing volunteer forestry

gormless goblin

Viginti Septem posted:

Today I'm a graphic designer/photographer/pizza maker. Tomorrow I might be a dinosaur. Who likes chocolate milk? What did the clouds look like when you were young? What's your favorite memory? Your favorite color? If you can be anything in the world, what are you going to be when you grow up?
Read this in the voice of David Byrne in True Stories

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Rarity posted:

They don't collect our street's recycling enough so it often piles up outside the bin. There was an extra amount of waste last week cause y'know, Christmas, and cause I chucked out some packaging with my name and address on it they're saying it's all me and threatening me with a fine or legal action.

That wrapping paper could have come from anywhere, could have blown there in the wind. Unless they watched you put it there they don't really have much to go on. Sounds more like they are trying to make an example of you.

Ass-penny

I can't believe they loving banned derpies, RIP to a real one. dedicate my next tug to you chummer


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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Prof. Crocodile

RIP my SAUCE brother Derpies. He is spamming gimmick posts at the angels now. :negative:

Ass-penny

on a brighter note, if you wanted in in the new revamped gray forums madlib experiment here is a link https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3989956


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Robot Made of Meat

I want to have forums poster Tiny Myers stab us . . . WITH POSTS!




But only when he's ready to. No pressure.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Prof. Crocodile

I’m just happy to see tiny myers posting again, in whichever fashion they choose.

Bad Video Games


Are we sharing here?

I am a failed adult and parent. I live with my in-laws because my wife is disabled and I can't afford to put a roof over our heads. I have an associates degree I don't use in an industry I despise. I also wasted about $30,000 of my mother's money and spent a decade repaying student loans for a loving culinary arts degree which is absolutely useless in a kitchen. I would have been better getting a history degree. Also I just turned 42 and I am just this year teaching myself how to maintain a budget and attempting to eat properly. I do not have my poo poo together. I can barely even claim to pretend.

Ass-penny

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I’m just happy to see tiny myers posting again, in whichever fashion they choose.

Also nthing that I'm a mess although I think my posting kind of reflects that.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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Robot Made of Meat

Walla posted:

Are we sharing here?

I am a failed adult and parent. I live with my in-laws because my wife is disabled and I can't afford to put a roof over our heads. I have an associates degree I don't use in an industry I despise. I also wasted about $30,000 of my mother's money and spent a decade repaying student loans for a loving culinary arts degree which is absolutely useless in a kitchen. I would have been better getting a history degree. Also I just turned 42 and I am just this year teaching myself how to maintain a budget and attempting to eat properly. I do not have my poo poo together. I can barely even claim to pretend.

You have not failed. You have done some things and made some decisions. Some of those decisions may not have been the best (as far as we know right now), but that's not failure -- and nobody in the universe makes all the right decisions. You've learned and you're growing. You also have people who care for you, not the least of whom are BYOB.

Go ahead and claim to pretend! It's a pretty minor crime.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Ugly In The Morning
the only way you actually, truly fail is to not learn from your mistakes. and it sounds like you give enough of a poo poo to learn reliably.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
*Looking at my half-finished basement bedroom/apartment with unpacked moving boxes and bad attempts at art scattered across the floor, a parrot eating ChexMix straight out of the bag on the computer desk I took from a deceased relative while trying to warm ourselves with two space heaters that must be strategically timed in use against other outlets' that I want to use, say for my computer or tv, at risk of tripping the one lovely breaker that lords over my withering lifestyle, debating whether to sleep until I have to work again, at my 28 hour/week full-time job that thankfully hired me due to my sketchy past, or if I just want to lay awake all night surfing the internet and hiding from my anxiety.

Totally have my poo poo together as an adult... 😂

So don't feel too bad!

Robot Made of Meat

It surprises me, over the years, that this thread pretty consistently has 10 views per post. Today's views are just over 1.5 million, and there are something over 150,000 posts.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Ugly In The Morning

Robot Made of Meat posted:

It surprises me, over the years, that this thread pretty consistently has 10 views per post. Today's views are just over 1.5 million, and there are something over 150,000 posts.

what else am I gonna look at when I’m at work to go from :smith: to :unsmith:

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sb hermit





Viginti Septem posted:

a parrot eating ChexMix straight out of the bag on the computer desk

joke's on you, I'm only eating the chex part of the chex mix, you can have the rest

nesamdoom

nesaM kiled Masen


Farecoal posted:

Was this homemade?

No, it was official branded. I think if they just blended up a bite of Twinkie and stirred it into a decent coffee it'd have been better.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

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Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

sb hermit posted:

joke's on you, I'm only eating the chex part of the chex mix, you can have the rest

Rye chips :peanut:

nesamdoom

nesaM kiled Masen



Are they rye? I always liked them, but that might be why. And, yep I'm asking you which is taking longer than to type it into DDG.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

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Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

nesamdoom posted:

Are they rye? I always liked them, but that might be why. And, yep I'm asking you which is taking longer than to type it into DDG.

I finally made the switch to DDG. I left Google a while ago and went to bing on sheer principle that bing was less evil than Google. But holy mother Bing's results are the worst thing ever. I searched for the sentence out of Twilight Zone where the dude drops his glasses and breaks them "there was time now" and half the results were for anal stimulators lol.

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Viginti Septem posted:

I finally made the switch to DDG. I left Google a while ago and went to bing on sheer principle that bing was less evil than Google. But holy mother Bing's results are the worst thing ever. I searched for the sentence out of Twilight Zone where the dude drops his glasses and breaks them "there was time now" and half the results were for anal stimulators lol.
Did you consider that maybe these results are actually good?

Heather Papps

hello friend


i love you byob you are special to me



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

roomforthetuna posted:

Did you consider that maybe these results are actually good?

I was close, but then I dropped my glasses and....

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
I miss Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUXow3d3-b0

Ass-penny

Heather Papps posted:

i love you byob you are special to me

Robot Made of Meat

Heather Papps posted:

i love you byob you are special to me


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

sb hermit





Viginti Septem posted:

I finally made the switch to DDG. I left Google a while ago and went to bing on sheer principle that bing was less evil than Google. But holy mother Bing's results are the worst thing ever. I searched for the sentence out of Twilight Zone where the dude drops his glasses and breaks them "there was time now" and half the results were for anal stimulators lol.

I would consider using Bing more if its landing page just showed me a page to submit a query and not load a million images and show me top stories and traffic. Not 1.89MB of data including a 300kb background image. At least it's not what paypal used to do, which was show an entire movie playing in the background while your browser struggles to show you a login form. All so you can send $5 to your buddy for getting you that coffee when you forgot your wallet.

nesamdoom

nesaM kiled Masen


Viginti Septem posted:

I finally made the switch to DDG. I left Google a while ago and went to bing on sheer principle that bing was less evil than Google. But holy mother Bing's results are the worst thing ever. I searched for the sentence out of Twilight Zone where the dude drops his glasses and breaks them "there was time now" and half the results were for anal stimulators lol.

I used bing a lot over goodle kuz the results actually worked better and really their image search is so much better, but I got a Fire Phone from amazon and it had bing and poo poo worked good plus bing lost 2 billion for amazon multiple years in a row giving out bonuses for using it and I made a bunch of money for a year searching poo poo on a bunch of accounts. but DDG is so good and I've used it for a long time. I look up weird poo poo sometimes I wouldn't want google telling cops I searched in the event of some random poo poo happening. I kept looking for this old movie 'How to murder your wife' and like if my ex had had a suspicious accident google would tell the cops I was looking up how to murder her...
i learned that search terms are hard sometimes with most the inet being a link from the porn they wanna sell. Google never did much for me tho so jumping off was decent for me. Which Twilight is that kuz I got the whole origianl on the pc and would love an excuse to watch an episode?

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

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sb hermit





https://youtu.be/oLoNGRVeC7Y

"Time enough at last", albeit an excerpt

nesamdoom

nesaM kiled Masen


Heather Papps posted:

i love you byob you are special to me

Awww, shucks :glomp:

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

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Escape From Noise

Viginti Septem posted:

I finally made the switch to DDG. I left Google a while ago and went to bing on sheer principle that bing was less evil than Google. But holy mother Bing's results are the worst thing ever. I searched for the sentence out of Twilight Zone where the dude drops his glasses and breaks them "there was time now" and half the results were for anal stimulators lol.

When is there not time for anal stimulation?

nesamdoom

nesaM kiled Masen


sb hermit posted:

https://youtu.be/oLoNGRVeC7Y

"Time enough at last", albeit an excerpt

Thanks, just started it. I feel familiar but I don't remember it.

I love Twilight Zone so much. I love seeing eps that obviously inspired other stuff.
Lol, I'd divorce the gently caress outta some chick for the bit he asks how many husbands she has as a joke and she said she doesn't want it rubbed in... I'd legit had got up and told her rear end that she'd have less than me soon and let her know where the door is. That convo could have been some lighthearted banter, which he delivered as, but her character was so dickish.
gently caress, maybe I need to just livestream me trashin through the whole series. it'd only take a half week really.I don't got poo poo to do til tuesday so maybe i'll gently caress with a test run.
Seriously, I love how good this show is. like, they had new ideas for poo poo back then and everything wasn't a remake of a good idea from the (6-9)0s trying to cash in on ppl that like poo poo(continuations not counting if they kept the story going well... evil dead reboot sucked compared to the ash vs evil dead series. obviously Bruce cant be replaced) and want to see more.
lol, Umbrella Academy... Dude is thrown forward and the world's fully hosed. premise: this episode.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

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Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

sb hermit posted:

https://youtu.be/oLoNGRVeC7Y

"Time enough at last", albeit an excerpt

No time for these time flies

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Escape From Noise

You mean that episode inspired by that episode of The Scary Door?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMGUWboWmos

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Escape From Noise posted:

You mean that episode inspired by that episode of The Scary Door?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMGUWboWmos

Haha, I love Futurama so much and this Def means I gotta rewatch it all after two and a half years of not seeing it... Cheers!

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