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mkvltra posted:"FanCestors" is a Freudian Faceplant if I've ever seen one fancest: when your mom is your onlyfans
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Blue Moonlight posted:You know, I don’t think I realized that “PoohEATS” had the same problem as “Pen Island,” but the lack of capitalization on those URLs really drives that point home, doesn’t it? Either version of the company name doesn't look too good. Maybe he announced PoohEATS and people just assumed he meant Winnie when his actual plan is to build Canadas first restaurant for coprophiles. "Come on down to PoohEATS. We have rear end fed "hot dogs", Sphinct Cow lasagne, and Aberdeen-Anus burgers. All our food is #ASS2PLATE."
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reignofevil posted:GarfieldEats: If you wish to do work for money this is not the palce for you 
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The more I think about it, his “don’t ask me for money” shtick is pretty gross considering he’s a failson who literally lives off of handouts from his father and has never had a real job in his life.
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WonkyBob posted:"Come on down to PoohEATS. We have rear end fed "hot dogs", Sphinct Cow lasagne, and Aberdeen-Anus burgers. All our food is #ASS2PLATE." You sound like the sort of ideas man Nathen would want to work with! (Just don't ask for money.)
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sharknado slashfic posted:75% of his discord is probably us/reddit/4chan waiting to see what dumb thing he does next Yeah there are some people there touching the poop who aren't even trying to be subtle
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Nathen is gonna start a cult where he eventually encourages his fans to commit suicide but he's the only one who follows through, isn't he? Entergagethanasia.
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Frank Frank posted:The more I think about it, his “don’t ask me for money” shtick is pretty gross considering he’s a failson who literally lives off of handouts from his father and has never had a real job in his life. He learned how to walk into jail on day one and scam the biggest guy there to let them know you mean business
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Outside of entertaging this thread, has Nathen actually ever succeeded at anything?
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As someone who wrote a book with no editor, it ain't easy!
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reignofevil posted:As someone who wrote a book with no editor, it ain't easy! I haven't read Nathen's book but is it better than the average self-published Amazon BS?
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1478895446588284934 Who will own the apron
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Can't wait for the guy's new book The Reverse Arabiolysis to be published exclusively through the Nathfield Discord in the form of an NFT
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sharknado slashfic posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1478895446588284934 This is somehow worse and lazier than cartoon apes. That's...actually impressive.
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When's Nate going to buy up a bunch of gas station boner pills and rebrand it as Beef Product Extension? Cuz he's really missing a trick right now.
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Killingyouguy! posted:I joined the discord. It appears to have originally been a fan thing and now nathen is just... there too DONT LEAVE HIM
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sharknado slashfic posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1478895446588284934 there can be one single owner of the thing in the world, but what is for sale is just a picture of it
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Mozi posted:there can be one single owner of the thing in the world, but what is for sale is just a picture of it I’d bid on the actual apron
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Frank Frank posted:I haven't read Nathen's book but is it better than the average self-published Amazon BS?
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Frank Frank posted:I haven't read Nathen's book but is it better than the average self-published Amazon BS? I've read the summary on the back, which is the same thing as reading the whole book I'd wager, and no. His grasp on human language is tenuous at best. His sentences do not make sense. It's the book version of a small child banging on a piano. Cacophonic slop.
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Frank Frank posted:The more I think about it, his “don’t ask me for money” shtick is pretty gross considering he’s a failson who literally lives off of handouts from his father and has never had a real job in his life. I can't believe you would harass the Chief Entergagement Officer with that kind of abuse! This is for real fans only!
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goodog posted:Nathen did an incredible interview with The Globe and Mail, which explains why the gently caress he chose Garfield. The whole interview is insanity. quote:Q: Goupons – like the company Groupon, or Garfield-branded coupons? also, lol: Tato posted:a nathen divided cannot stand
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Frank Frank posted:I’d bid on the actual apron
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:lol he literally says "we will not pay you money to do work this is for FANS!" Wow, he goes from calling them Fanvestors to Fancestors… Maybe Fanlestors will be along shortly to discuss fancest fiction
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Using fans for cheap labor is the oldest trick in the book! Look at the craft beer industry, for instance.
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astronautism posted:Wow, he goes from calling them Fanvestors to Fancestors… Fanists
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I've hoid'a fan soivice, but dis is ridiculous!
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astronautism posted:Wow, he goes from calling them Fanvestors to Fancestors… dear failestors...
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Detective Thompson posted:When's Nate going to buy up a bunch of gas station boner pills and rebrand it as Beef Product Extension? Cuz he's really missing a trick right now. Big bull lasagna
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:lol he literally says "we will not pay you money to do work this is for FANS!" bipolar poo poo
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BigBadSteve posted:You sound like the sort of ideas man Nathen would want to work with! (Just don't ask for money.) Tempting, though sadly I can't pay my landmonster with entergagement. Xaintrailles posted:Entergagethanasia. "We are very excited to announce our next entergaging milestone. In 2022 ENTERGAGE INC and DreamWorks will disrupt the bereavement industry with Casper The Friendly Ghost childrens coffins." I don't think this has been posted. The first picture has to be the result of him hiring a photographer for the day and constantly trying to look nonchalant. The rest of the images have been swiped from other sites and instead of trying to find better versions they've just been enlarged so they look horribly pixelated. Maybe this is a preview of his next Nermals Furry Tail drop, The 8-Bit Mazri Collection. https://wikibiography.in/nathen-mazri-wiki-garfieldeats-founder-bio/
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In some other NFT News: https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/04/90-day-fiance-star-selling-farts-in-a-jar-for-38k-a-week-hospitalised-15863914/?ito=socialmetrouktwitter Woman who was on 90 Day Fiancée was selling jars of her farts for $1000 each. In order to do this she was consuming large quantities of protein shakes and beans, which caused her to think she was having a stroke due to the massive amounts of gas generated. This freaked her out, so she's now selling NFT versions of her jarred farts. What amazing times we live in...
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