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DACK FAYDEN posted:My favorite part of this is how it's completely incomprehensible to modern readers and then you get to the end and it literally says "that was good king". I'm a modern reader but I also know Swedish and German so it's not incomprehensible 
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How do I say, "oh boy am I enjoying these funny pictures" in Beowulf or whatever the gently caress you're all on about? You're all a bunch of pointless tech trashcan. 
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Cocaine Bear posted:How do I say, "oh boy am I enjoying these funny pictures" in Beowulf or whatever the gently caress you're all on about? Internet of poo poo
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The best part of that listing was the person asking if they could watch YouTube on it.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:in a thousand years nobody will know why we're calling the police on granos we should encode this in a warning, and series of warnings
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~You can stand under my cumbrella, ella, ella~
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5 pics in 2 pages yawwwwn
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it's fake but amusing https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jack-sparrow-house-quibi/
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pillsburysoldier posted:5 pics in 2 pages yawwwwn Glad you're here to be part of the solution. I salute you!
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What if one of the jack sparrows had a golden arm.
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OwlFancier posted:What if one of the jack sparrows had a golden arm. A lot more women would get a lot more hurt unfortunately
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ultrafilter posted:It's possible to write Old English sentences that are comprehensible to modern readers, but it takes some care, and they have to be pretty simple sentences. The most famous example: well? What does it mean. I can get some of it but not all
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Cocaine Bear posted:Glad you're here to be part of the solution. I salute you! I'm doing my part!
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Lost it at this. “Beowulf belly up to meaddehæle bar, Sæd, “Ne foe beaten mie færsom cung-fu.”
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My god I wish this was real Also it might be time to go watch Sex House again
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Milo and POTUS posted:well? What does it mean. I can get some of it but not all quote:And ich secge thussum ga than he gaeth, and ich secge thissum cum thanna cumth he, and ich secge thissum do this and he daeth. quote:And I say to this guy "go" then he goes, and I say to this guy "come" then he comes, and I say to this guy "do this" and he does.
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What the hell is today about? 
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From the headlines thread: https://twitter.com/lordmanley/status/1478476874439397381?s=21
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:What the hell is today about? This would explain why my Dutch mother-in-law gave me a weird look when I told her to just use the microwave for the pizza. "Just nuke it."
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:
English in the American South.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:
Idn't matter, hop to Todd!
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Todd Help: that customer
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`Nemesis posted:it's fake but amusing People probably believe it because it sounds exactly like something that would have been on Quibi. Jabberlock posted:Todd Help: that customer We all know that customer…
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:
Sounds like something Charlie Kelly would write https://youtu.be/ROCKGuuviis
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ROCK GUUVIS
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:
"All toys (have been given a location in our inventory management system) Please remove them (from inventory) if (you) take Thanks, Bob Todd (get off your loving rear end you piece of poo poo)" At least that's my read.
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https://i.imgur.com/jtCDal6.mp4
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Allegedly, "cumbrella" was at one point the term for false eyelashes.
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I don't think that lady is blind
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All the historical linguistics, sociolinguistics, and language acquisition chat has made me so proud and I hope you’re all teaching your children the International Phonetic Alphabet so all these foolish things like “spelling” won’t slow them down anymore. Plus, oral traditions that are immediately forgotten are the least fungible of tokens. Cumberelly, Cumberelly Night and day it's Cumberelly Tie the knots and fix the breakfast Wash the dildos, do the moppin' And the sweepin' and rear end eatin' They always keep her hoppin' She go around in circles Till she very, very dizzy Still they holler Keep a-busy, Cumberelly!
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Cocaine Bear posted:How do I say, "oh boy am I enjoying these funny pictures" in Beowulf or whatever the gently caress you're all on about? Imagine how much fun you could have if you were worldly and literate.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:He's supposed to play Joey Ramone in a Netflix biopic. Fascinating. I, on the other hand, absolutely hate the Ramones, and as such I'm looking forward to Pete Davidson's thorough, however unintentional, debasement of Joey's character.
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:What the hell is today about? 
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This video is a more entertaining way to learn about that song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc0kr98-bSk
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biracial bear for uncut posted:This video is a more entertaining way to learn about that song. It’s cute but still better muted
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