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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Pretty much every single NFT billed as a five+-figure sum is an outright lie, a pump-and-dump scheme, or a vehicle for money-laundering. A handful of grifters are gonna make off with the life savings of a bunch of morons, and another bunch are "suddenly" going to earn a bunch of money they had already made off the books. No one who thinks this is legit is gonna make a dime.

Yeah, it's like saying an average Joe can get rich by getting into the Andy Warhol painting trading game. Same as it ever was: a place for rich fucks to park and hide their money.

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NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Stexils posted:

seriously, does this poo poo sound like something you want to deal with?

No, which is more or less what I was expecting. My understanding of Bitcoin is that you can maybe turn it into real money if you give it to the Winklevoss twins or something, Eth seems even sketchier than that and NFTs even worse. The person I'm talking isn't an NFT evangelist or anything, I think he's just another person who vaguely thinks they might be the next big thing without really understanding why. If there's any opportunity to get paid with real money instead I'll certainly go with that option, just not sure if that's on the table.

It's a case where I've been doing a thing for like 10 years with nobody caring and suddenly someone offers me a Quest 2 and an NFT to make another one. I was already going to do that so sure, maybe? If it's not worth negative money? Don't know how much it costs to list on an auction site but if it's more than like $50 I'll probably just forget about it.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

ewiley posted:

This has to be satire, there’s no way this is real



Well yes, it's more of a speculation.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
hodl is also a crypto slang word, i'm fairly sure

I don't know what it means and I don't care to find out.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Some bitcoiner was trying to say HOLD! ("don't sell") and typoed. Now it's a meme. Simple enough.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
it literally just means "hold", someone made a typo years ago and bitcoiners have considered it peak comedy ever since

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
Part of the problem of Crypto is that it is hard to effectively cash out. Like, I can buy a bunch of drugs I have to sell. But that's more of an obligation. What I can effectively do with Crypto is buy different Crypto (NFTs inclusive) which, by the nature of the Crypto bubble, becomes more Crypto (unless it doesn't). If you have other lines of credit, you can leverage that. Because while all money is a fake abstraction, Crypto is much closer to high end financial abstractions than cash.

It's like fashion. Being dialed in to social trends is a signifier for wealth. So, you can flip that and get wealthy just by signifying wealth. Except that you can't, it's just wealthy people passing wealth around and the people who make it work are absolutely connected.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/clareblackwood/status/1478573767538491393

https://twitter.com/weedguy420boner/status/1478814584240631810

https://twitter.com/LoreKeating/status/1478563991060455434

https://twitter.com/cumkinggg/status/1478407139219628037

https://twitter.com/darth_erogenous/status/1478806093438595076

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

thecluckmeme posted:

I'll posit this: this guy wants to pay you with an NFT, that must be converted to ethereum, then to cash in an exchange, then to your bank account. If he refuses to offer payment in any other way, even taking one layer of this abstraction away, that dude is absolutely loving laundering money

E: like he could be a completely empty headed true believer in NFTs and wants to get evangelical about it, sure. IMO abso-fuckin-lutely still a money launderer, I do not care
Yah in no circumstances accept an NFT for payment, best case you're able to sell it for much less than what he claims it's worth, likely case you end up with zero, worst case there's some tax shenanigans and you get turbofucked.

Ethereum is *maybe* an ok way to get paid, in the same way Bitcoin is, in that it's reasonably liquid and there are ways to cash it out. Still I'd discount it pretty heavily.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Hyperlynx posted:

The thing is, having no land borders Australia could probably have avoided the whole mess altogether by building dedicated quarantine facilities for all travelers. But immigration quarantine is the responsibility of the federal government, and the current prime minister has a strict policy of "do absolutely nothing whatsoever".

If it was a Malaysian family on a boat, though, then Morrison would personally ensure a course of action that would make Priti Patel look like a bleeding-heart liberal.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


no

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Hyperlynx posted:

Yeah, we were going great until Omicron.

The states have had varying levels of success up until now. Western Australia is geographically very isolated, so they've had an easy ride (and still pretty much virus free at time of writing, but who knows?). Victoria all but stamped it out with tight lockdowns and mask laws, up till now. Not sure about QLD and NSW, but my understanding is they hosed around and found out.


qld was doing OK by keeping the nsw border closed but then we hit arbitrary vaccination targets and let 'er rip!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://mobile.twitter.com/jelenawoehr/status/1478603874831200257

Splicer has a new favorite as of 02:07 on Jan 6, 2022

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:


For now I'm just looking at it as being paid $400 in the form of a Quest 2 plus a token which is worth between $0 and $100,000 and which I have no idea what to do with.

Trade it for some drugs or guns on the dark web

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/alanascottish/status/1478631944355201028?s=21

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/yunggravy/status/1477161472845246465

Bonus:

https://twitter.com/Vimizim/status/1477161590965379076
https://twitter.com/Aodhy3/status/1477163990765690881
https://twitter.com/Vimizim/status/1477166280507629569

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Hyperlynx posted:

Yeah, we were going great until Omicron.

The states have had varying levels of success up until now. Western Australia is geographically very isolated, so they've had an easy ride (and still pretty much virus free at time of writing, but who knows?). Victoria all but stamped it out with tight lockdowns and mask laws, up till now. Not sure about QLD and NSW, but my understanding is they hosed around and found out.

The thing is, having no land borders Australia could probably have avoided the whole mess altogether by building dedicated quarantine facilities for all travelers. But immigration quarantine is the responsibility of the federal government, and the current prime minister has a strict policy of "do absolutely nothing whatsoever".

I'd blame Christmas more than Omicron. Lifting restrictions so we can Finally Have Christmas Again was gonna gently caress us no matter what, Omicron was just lucky enough to be on the doorstep right away.

Cleretic has a new favorite as of 03:19 on Jan 6, 2022

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/_mjwills/status/1478290023141101568

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/dankmccoy/status/1478914581376425985

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Every time I see a tweet from that UAE falconry account blow up I spend five minutes searching for the better version that was posted an hour earlier

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

some plague rats posted:

Every time I see a tweet from that UAE falconry account blow up I spend five minutes searching for the better version that was posted an hour earlier

or possibly on these very forums, whoever controls that account posts here and has appropriated jokes they read here first as well

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



DACK FAYDEN posted:

That's not true, New Zealand and Japan and Australia, and I think also Thailand? are doing anywhere from fine to quite well!

...and that's it.

yeah uh

https://twitter.com/ThaiEnquirer/status/1478954160745635845

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://mobile.twitter.com/MaddyMorphosis/status/1476295702464671748?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I do not miss the weird mass-market flirtation with the Memphis Design Movement.

Tangents
Aug 23, 2008

https://twitter.com/Paperalbe/status/1478842788078886917

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


I heard that Toby Fox gave the Pope a copy of Undertale once. What a strange world.

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


It was absolutely not Toby Fox, it was some rear end in a top hat youtuber.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

AlbieQuirky posted:

I do not miss the weird mass-market flirtation with the Memphis Design Movement.

It's a lot better than what we got now. I'm sick of gray boxes

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1478938414313574401

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1479002571297624066?s=20

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Every time someone shoplifts from the British Museum they go to your country and steal another priceless historical artifact.

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/stevewoz/status/121753959303102466?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1478920399807254538

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1478906744948633604

https://twitter.com/laurenthehough/status/1478790450710564867

https://twitter.com/yokotaro/status/1478924323306242048

https://twitter.com/MrGeop/status/1478924141889794049

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I have never seen a man so horny for his own creation before.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Frank Frank posted:

I have never seen a man so horny for his own creation before.

No, I think you've seen a lot of men who are that horny for their own creation, you've just only seen one man who was honest about it.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



Am I the only one to have never laughed at The Hard Times?

Edit: whoops wrong site but my point stands firm

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Frank Frank posted:

I have never seen a man so horny for his own creation before.

You've obviously never read Frankenstein.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Beastie posted:

Am I the only one to have never laughed at The Hard Times?

Edit: whoops wrong site but my point stands firm

Same people. Hard Times works best when they’re satirizing the punk scene, as its something they really get. The onion-like stuff is just also ran material but gets them way more hits I’m sure. Capitalism!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Hard Times and their affiliated sites have some good headlines occasionally but their articles are uniformly weak.

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Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

ultrafilter posted:

Hard Times and their affiliated sites have some good headlines occasionally but their articles are uniformly weak.

Has there ever been a parody news site that isn't like this?

Other than ones that don't even have occasional good headlines.

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