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Pulsarcat
Feb 7, 2012

I love how the recap drives home how virtually nothing has happened over the course of two and a half years.

I mean, they haven't made any actual progress towards their goal, not really.
All they have is a list of names they should probably look into, and a book they need to figure out.

Half of this is the information that's provided too the party by the exposition dump before they leave the first tavern

"Hail and well met fighter, rogue, mage and cleric! I am the lord of yonder village and I have a quest for you!
You must discover the legacy of a man known only as, Deegan. We knoweth little about him but we have uncovered the names of his apprentices so perhapeth you should seeketh them out first
And here, taketh this book, I knoweth little of what it means, but I'm sure deciphering it will help you on your quest. Also alloweth me to bequeatheth this bag of gold so that you may purchaseth goods at the local general store.
I strongly suggest you purchaseth at least 60 feet of rope, a flint and tinder box and no less than ten days worth of rations per party member!"

Like, it's nothing, none of this knowledge Snout is writing here is remotely interesting, this is seriously just a quest log.

And none of this information was gathered in a remotely exciting way, they got the book at a porn store and most of the info in either dreams or the public library.

This whole comic is like the worlds worst endorsement for visiting your local public library.

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MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
Or your local erotic literature store.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Mx. posted:

dominic was a ponderous man, his legacy is also ponderous
Accordingly, it is also near-sighted, one-legged, petty, infertile, and smug.

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.

SubG posted:

The overwhelming majority of prophetic literature is ecclesiastics and academics talking poo poo about their posting enemies.

Getting a bit off topic, but could you recommend me more about this? I'd love to read some annotated translations of prophetic visions that explain all off the in-jokes (or speculate about them, if we don't know).

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

ScienceSeagull posted:

Getting a bit off topic, but could you recommend me more about this? I'd love to read some annotated translations of prophetic visions that explain all off the in-jokes (or speculate about them, if we don't know).
I don't know of anything that's specifically focused on discussing the contemporary antecedents for prophetic works, but it's something that would be part of virtually any scholarly commentary. Like any random volume of the Anchor Bible commentaries, for example, will discuss this sort of stuff in some depth, but it's not what the commentary is "about"--there will be as much or more space devoted breaking down what parts of the text are present in which extant sources, details about the translation including what other contemporary texts attest to a particular interpretation of problematic words, phrases, and idioms, and that kind of thing.

That's going to be true for scholarly material on canonical and near-canonical texts (so including deuterocanon/apocrypha and pseudepigrapha) but once you start wandering afield into other prophetic/hermeneutic works it's a real crapshoot. I've got a printed edition of Agrippa's Three Books, for example, that includes voluminous footnotes and commentary which make numerous errors and which seem to be mostly informed by "occult lore" or whatever instead of, you know, actual scholarship. There's a wonderful English translation of the Zohar by Daniel Matt which includes extensive notes and commentary and they're generally quiet good but have a tendency to veer off into interpretation of the text through the lens of modern kabbalah instead of the text itself. And so on.

If there's anything like a monolithic "general survey of prophetic literature" or whatever I don't know of it.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Pulsarcat posted:

I love how the recap drives home how virtually nothing has happened over the course of two and a half years.

True to his roots as a fan of Dragonball Z, Mookie is stalling for time until there's plot to cover.

We are still in the first minute of the fight on Namek.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

Skyrim puzzle mystery plot

it’s like a teetotaler with debilitating anhedonia trying to recreate the lessons of Vivec based on perfunctory secondhand synopses imo

like, at least those had an appreciably wild energy throughout. they got ambition, you dig me? I have respect for art like that, even if I don’t get it every time. creatively, Mookie is water stew with the very occasional inclusion of baffling garbage, and he clearly has no idea :psyduck:

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

SatansOnion posted:

it’s like a teetotaler with debilitating anhedonia trying to recreate the lessons of Vivec based on perfunctory secondhand synopses imo

like, at least those had an appreciably wild energy throughout. they got ambition, you dig me? I have respect for art like that, even if I don’t get it every time. creatively, Mookie is water stew with the very occasional inclusion of baffling garbage, and he clearly has no idea :psyduck:

Where is Dominic Deegan? The correct question is how. After achieving CHIM,

Robot Style
Jul 5, 2009

Arudak doesn't miss his wife, he just misses getting his dick sucked.

https://twitter.com/mookiebean/status/1479116124843221003?s=20

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Robot Style posted:

Arudak doesn't miss his wife, he just misses getting his dick sucked.

https://twitter.com/mookiebean/status/1479116124843221003?s=20

ahahahaha

Dude only misses her because nobody else will give him head

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Robot Style posted:

Arudak doesn't miss his wife, he just misses getting his dick sucked belly-button raspberried.

https://twitter.com/mookiebean/status/1479116124843221003?s=20

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

FATAL & Friends
Walls of Text
#1 Builder
2014-2018

You’d think he’d ask Snout, they’re the pair in this comic with the most chemistry.

And by that I mean ‘it is just barely non-negative,’ but.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

oh my loving god

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

"Hey, Arudak. You keep looking at that picture of your wife. You must have really loved her very deeply and connected emotionally and spiritually."

"No, I just really miss the way she sucked my dick."

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Robot Style posted:

Arudak doesn't miss his wife, he just misses getting his dick sucked.

https://twitter.com/mookiebean/status/1479116124843221003?s=20

Dudes rock.

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!
Completely baffled at what he wants us to feel about this and why he would do it. what the gently caress are you doing, man?

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

TheHan posted:

what the gently caress

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Shes actually blowing raspberries on his tummy while he sleeps

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
...please.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
what the gently caress

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
The really weird part is that they both have names.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

SubG posted:

The really weird part is that they both have names.

In death, women in Dominic Deegan have a name.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Mookie probably thinks this is sex positive but he's practically straight up said "Arudak wouldn't give a poo poo about his dead girlfriend if she wasn't so good at sucking dick."

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

"I wrote a character that was dead before the comic started. TIME TO MAKE PORN OF HER"

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


bruh




like, i'm a furry. nothing against people drawing horny art of their characters

but




bruh

FlocksOfMice
Feb 3, 2009
This isn't just meaningless PORN tho, these are CHARACTERS in LOVE so it's WHOLESOME.

They're not just boring faceless nobodies, this is ARUDAK, you know, the hunchbacked antagonist who was replaced by a character with an identical name and face and entirely different motivation and whose entire personality is now "I want my girlfriend back" and his girlfriend, who can forget her memorable traits like "is Arudak's girlfriend" and "sucked his dick good and hard from the back" I guess.

Mookie just wants to draw porn I think but he's too scared to commit to it. Mookie, do it. Just do a porn comic. Just make characters and slam their genitals together and you'll be so much happier. Be honest with yourself.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

FlocksOfMice posted:

and his girlfriend, who can forget her memorable traits like "is Arudak's girlfriend" and "sucked his dick good and hard from the back" I guess.

Also "loved another" and therefore not worthy of resurrection.

Not "I can't resurrect her", not "I can do it, but you won't like the consequences", just "I, a person you just met and you don't yet trust, told you your soulmate might have been unfaithful, and no other details" and he's like "well gently caress HER she can rot forever then!!!!!!!"

By the way! No one loving addressed THAT in their "she made us come together" moment. It was all about loving Snout and the fact he was missing for one night. Hello? Your soulmate you were gonna bring back to life? The whole reason you came here? Not gonna unpack that? Oh, no, you're just jazzed Snout got some orc strange. Ok buddy.

Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Jan 7, 2022

Pulsarcat
Feb 7, 2012

Wow, it's a good thing Mookie didn't have Arudak tell Snout how good Orc women are with a hearty "Atta Boy" otherwise this might come across as kind of weird.

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
I want to think maybe Mookie wasn't thinking through the implications of how he phrased things, if only because it feels in conflict with Snot constantly talking about how awesome it is to very platonically hug and cuddle (naked) with people. Maybe he was trying to say physical intimacy was one of the important things Arudak misses. Maybe the thumbnail is just one of several panels and the twist is that it's not the sex he missed, it's them looking at sunrise together or something.

But that's giving him way too much credit, and regardless of his intent he sure did make it look like the only thing Arudak's Fridged GF was good for was giving good head, lmao

If this was a more clever author I'd wonder if this, in combination with what the chandak said, was foreshadowing that Arudak is looking through rose-tinted glasses at someone he had a passionate but shallow relationship with, and that his quest to revive her would end in tragedy because he only remembers his idealized fantasy and not the real Kazya. But that feels like too heavy a flaw to give to Arudak, who's now been reformed and pretty-fied so he can be a generic good guy.

I'm not fixing that typo at the beginning btw

Pulsarcat posted:

Wow, it's a good thing Mookie didn't have Arudak tell Snout how good Orc women are with a hearty "Atta Boy" otherwise this might come across as kind of weird.

I blocked that out of my memory and ughhhh

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Twelve by Pies posted:

Mookie probably thinks this is sex positive but he's practically straight up said "Arudak wouldn't give a poo poo about his dead girlfriend if she wasn't so good at sucking dick."

The urge to touch the poop and tweet this at him is SO STRONG

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.
There's also still the not-yet-redacted-but-probably-forgotten claim that Arudak attempted to kill a Chandak he'd been intimate with.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

This really contextualizes that time Arudak smashed his cellphone and broke his skateboard.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

MiracleFlare posted:

I want to think maybe Mookie wasn't thinking through the implications of how he phrased things, if only because it feels in conflict with Snot constantly talking about how awesome it is to very platonically hug and cuddle (naked) with people. Maybe he was trying to say physical intimacy was one of the important things Arudak misses.

Yeah despite all the jokes, I think it's just him wording it very badly. If someone's SO dies and they were physically intimate together, it makes sense that that intimacy is one of the things they'd miss as part of missing that person just in general.

That said, it is worded really badly. Plus it's incredibly easy to fix, as all it needs to make it better is the addition of the phrase "one of the reasons," that makes it clear that it's just part of everything he misses, rather than the current implication that he only misses the sex.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
Yeah it's kinda hard to go for nuance when introducing the fact that she apparently gave great head more or less doubles the amount of information known about the character. Especially when the other half is "she's dead".

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!


I’m not going to read this, I’m better than this.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
im not reading a word ofthat


I feel like holding your head with your elbows braced on the table is a classic exasperation pose, but holding your head like that while hovering the elbows above the table is odd. Like I GISed 'holding head reading' and theres a ton of that exact pose, except the elbows are always in contact with table with the exception of a couple pics of people sitting on the floor with a book in their laps

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
The City of the Five Gabes.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
You know, I only just saw this clip for the first time earlier today but it fits so well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz9C3Oc7Mj4

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
I read it and you didn't miss anything, it's just more bullshit contradictions that are supposed to be so deep, man.

Like, did you realize that something can both impede and aid you? Whoa, man, that's deep!

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FlocksOfMice
Feb 3, 2009
problem with writing smart people is you can only make them as smart as you are. When the deepest you know of mysticism is anime then I guess "if you think you can't do it you can't" sounds pretty confusing I guess?

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