Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

not really. refers to different poster

Improbable Lobster posted:

Jezza posted:

I loving hate internet censorship in all forms and I hate the loving self-righteous moderators on here (especially you abe). "Please do not violate our Forum Rules". As if I give a drat about your loving Forum Rules. When I'm online, I want to express myself freely, just like I do it in real life. Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not a racist, prejudiced, angry, insulting, enraged man.... I don't call out people names without reason. But, when someone is being an absolute dick likes the mods in General Bullshit, they deserves to be kicked in thier groins. You go and put my thread in the Comedy Gas Chamber ( http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3500896 ), My first ever thread that I took my spare time of the day and $10 of my money to post, you loving self-righteous assholes.


I hate all moderators who don't allow peoples threads/posts to appear or be commented on because there is disagreement of views. If I had my way, I would take an AK-47 and shoot dead all you loving moderators and system administrator cunts. I paid the loving 10 bucks and I should be allowed to say what I want, when I want you sad pathetic bastards. I started a serious thread about my addictions, a thread that could have helped other people with thier addiction problems but you asshat Mods couldn't handle it. Get a grip on it you self-righteous bitches.

gently caress you all, gently caress the whole world, gently caress all people, gently caress humanity, gently caress Something Awfull. I have the freedom and power to say what ever the gently caress I want and don't you loving censor me you cunts because I got more money than sense so BAN away.

Go and die

Jeremy Cloud

Jezza posted:

Being sober all the time is completely boring I don't know how people do it and I think to myself, hey I can have a drink it's not a problem, just one or two. Just one or two lines of cocaine, just one or two puffs, just one or two, its all good.

My mind is trying to play tricks on me, no matter how low I might feel I know having a drink or some drugs will help. I wish there were no consequences to using, drinking, puffing, snorting etc. If you didn't have to wake up next to some stranger, not knowing who drove, how you got where you were going, wondering where your money went, what promises you may have made at a bar to people you may or may not even know.


I am bored, lifes no fun being sober, driving is no fun being sober, working is no fun being sober... Let's get loaded!

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EorayMel posted:

Martman posted:

Lol that dude got banned 13 times in one month. That's gotta be a record!

Martman posted:

Lol that dude got banned 13 times in one month. That's gotta be a record!

HiroProtagonist posted:

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

Lucky for us Duke cancelled himself just by being a terrible video game

Bum the Sad posted:

In the time of NFTs they stole my monkey

Lake of Methane posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CITuF29.mp4

Sagebrush posted:

when u four scored 7 years ago but she still bringing forth

NLJP posted:

NLJP posted:

NLJP posted:

Memento posted:

About eighteen months ago, a guy I used to be friends years ago with who drifted into pseudoscience hit me up on Steam with some questions. He was asking why the sun doesn't affect tides as much as the moon. I talked to him about the relative difference between the effect of the moon's gravity on one side of the planet compared to the other, and how the sun affects tides with king tides and neap tides, and he asked about why our bodies don't get tides because we're mostly water as well, and again, the relative difference in gravity between two points less than 2m apart is negligible etc etc.

It occurred to me today that I may have dug him out of a Flat Earth-shaped hole before he fell all the way into it.

Phlegmish posted:

He got lucky there. I would have been all uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

madeintaipei posted:

Platystemon posted:

How many Flat Earth geologists can there be?

projecthalaxy posted:

My flat earth fave is that in order to make things work, Antarctica has to be a ring around the outer edge instead of a little spot at the bottom of the sphere so now there's just this big wall. My favorite wall detail is if you climb the wall to see what's up there (as people would do) NASA killteams shoot you and smash your camera.

Lobok posted:

So is the Arctic inside the ring or is it part of the ring?

Robobot posted:

Why would the center of the flat earth be cold then?

Robobot posted:

Why would the center of the flat earth be cold then?

projecthalaxy posted:

It's actually exactly how it appears on maps its just in the middle of the circle instead of at the top of the sphere.



E: also as a result of this, instead of being a short way to circumnavigate, the Southern Ocean is actually the longest possible way so to make that make sense they've decided there's secret currents that make you sail like 400 mph without noticing.

Barudak posted:

Very high elevation

Robobot posted:

Why would the center of the flat earth be cold then?

Lowtax posted:

goons are always perfectly rational and grounded in reality when it comes to confronting things they do not like or agree with

jfjnpxmy v 2.0 posted:

Says the man banning people because they didn't like his thread about magical fruit juice. HOLLA HOLLA.

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EorayMel posted:

Dead Men Don't Wear Rubbers (Video 2001)

projecthalaxy posted:

It's actually exactly how it appears on maps its just in the middle of the circle instead of at the top of the sphere.



E: also as a result of this, instead of being a short way to circumnavigate, the Southern Ocean is actually the longest possible way so to make that make sense they've decided there's secret currents that make you sail like 400 mph without noticing.

Splicer posted:

Note this means flat earth is a disk with a diameter equal to the circumference of real earth. NASA is perfectly guarding a circular wall 40 times the length of the US/Mexico border.

projecthalaxy posted:

It's actually exactly how it appears on maps its just in the middle of the circle instead of at the top of the sphere.



E: also as a result of this, instead of being a short way to circumnavigate, the Southern Ocean is actually the longest possible way so to make that make sense they've decided there's secret currents that make you sail like 400 mph without noticing.

Maigius posted:

Do they realize people have gone straight across Antarctica right?

Maigius posted:

Do they realize people have gone straight across Antarctica right? It takes a lot of work but it was done and I'm pretty sure on foot and/or dog sled.

projecthalaxy posted:

It's actually exactly how it appears on maps its just in the middle of the circle instead of at the top of the sphere.



E: also as a result of this, instead of being a short way to circumnavigate, the Southern Ocean is actually the longest possible way so to make that make sense they've decided there's secret currents that make you sail like 400 mph without noticing.

christmas boots posted:

Seems like it would be a lot of work to man that wall

steinrokkan posted:

Why do you think the defense budget is ten hundred trillion dollars? To line the pockets of defense contractors? Think again, bud

freeedr posted:

Three days to prepare

Fly to the South Pole