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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


ah, a new entry in the Gifts Are Violence theme

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Variable 5 posted:

Libby Ellis.

first Google search result for "weirdest porn stars" so caveat emptor

You evil bastard

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

Upgrade posted:

Big difference if it’s a keyboard vs an upright vs a grand piano

She says the sister had a Keyboard that broke when she was partying with friends and the parents bought a $25k grand piano for the Christmas present. Also that after she sold it she gave them back most of the money.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
It's absolutely true that you can get a used home upright piano for the price of "come with a truck, RIP grandma." She said "new," though, and if someone else got a car I'm betting it was a new acoustic upright. Which is a weird gift to give your non-piano kid! I find it VERY strange that they did that.

You can get a really good Yamaha Arius digital with weighted keys, realistic key action, and cabinetry that makes it look like furniture for $1-2k. I've got one, they're great. If she's already into piano and a member of a family that rolls this deep I'd be surprised if she didn't already have that or something like that from Kawai or something. Or at least something like a P45.

If she's really got nothing and she's trying to start, "I want to be a concert pianist" is some silly poo poo. There are people her age who have been at it every day since they were 4. I started at 33, I'm absolutely not saying don't get a piano and learn piano - but if the family is acting like the OP "killed her dream" or whatever that's nonsense.

Weird family. Toxic and rich.

e: $25,000 and they got a (I assume/hope baby) grand holy poo poo

TheScott2K fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jan 6, 2022

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
How do you get a grand piano delivered to your house? Like, logistically. Do they go in sideways with the legs off and then you screw them on and five burly guys turn it upright?

The Maroon Hawk
May 10, 2008

Upgrade posted:

Big difference if it’s a keyboard vs an upright vs a grand piano

Yeah, this is a pretty crucial detail that seems to be kinda fudged around in the OP

Zore posted:

She says the sister had a Keyboard that broke when she was partying with friends and the parents bought a $25k grand piano for the Christmas present. Also that after she sold it she gave them back most of the money.

Is this in the comments or something? Because jfc, even if you can easily afford that, buying a $25k baby grand for someone whose pianist career is still in the "dream" stage is insane

e:

haveblue posted:

How do you get a grand piano delivered to your house? Like, logistically. Do they go in sideways with the legs off and then you screw them on and five burly guys turn it upright?

More or less, yeah

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

They lift it on a rope and pulley system up to one of your windows, sometimes accidentally dropping it on an unsuspecting cat or rabbit hunter that happens to be passing underneath.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

haveblue posted:

How do you get a grand piano delivered to your house? Like, logistically. Do they go in sideways with the legs off and then you screw them on and five burly guys turn it upright?

Yes, but you don't need 5 burly guys. They are only in the 500 lb range, so 4 regular mover sized guys can do it fine.

They have a specific jig/packing/thing that the piano sits on and gets strapped to on it's side, so the can bring it in on a dolly.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

haveblue posted:

How do you get a grand piano delivered to your house? Like, logistically. Do they go in sideways with the legs off and then you screw them on and five burly guys turn it upright?

There are people who specialize in moving heavy/large objects, the term is "rigger". You hire riggers and they show up with anything needed from nylon straps to a crane. It's an entire business by itself, they carry specialized insurance and everything.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
The porn star greeting card guy is a sub who told his domme about the the secrent santa and she said "spend that money on me." 1,000% certain 0% uncertain it is this

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Uncle Enzo posted:

There are people who specialize in moving heavy/large objects, the term is "rigger". You hire riggers and they show up with anything needed from nylon straps to a crane. It's an entire business by itself, they carry specialized insurance and everything.

Riggers are not who you want assembling and placing your baby/grand. But if it has to go somewhere the dolly can't get it like up steps the actual piano movers may bring them in to move it to it's final location.

The Maroon Hawk
May 10, 2008

Uncle Enzo posted:

There are people who specialize in moving heavy/large objects, the term is "rigger". You hire riggers and they show up with anything needed from nylon straps to a crane. It's an entire business by itself, they carry specialized insurance and everything.

:eng101: "Rigger" generally refers to operations where things are lifted off the ground (by more than just "okay, one more step up the front staircase"), if you're bringing a baby grand into someone's first-floor living room then you're just talking about plain ol' movers

Source: I'm a theater/trade show rigger

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I just remembered that my parents had a stand-up piano in the house for two or three years when I was a kid and I have no idea where it came from or where it went.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Same except when I visited for Christmas I noticed the key cover had been incorporated into the headboard of the guest room bed.

That piano is almost assuredly dead and gone. :(

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Honestly you gotta be REALLY into piano to make paying retail for an acoustic worth it. The digitals are real drat good and even insanely nice ones cost a lot less and come with a lot of conveniences.

Just have so many questions about this story.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

kntfkr posted:

The porn star greeting card guy is a sub who told his domme about the the secrent santa and she said "spend that money on me." 1,000% certain 0% uncertain it is this

i hate that this makes so much sense

The Maroon Hawk
May 10, 2008

TheScott2K posted:

Honestly you gotta be REALLY into piano to make paying retail for an acoustic worth it. The digitals are real drat good and even insanely nice ones cost a lot less and come with a lot of conveniences.

Just have so many questions about this story.

Seriously, the only people I've known that had actual, good baby grand pianos in their houses were my college voice coach, my college piano accompanist, my college choir director, and my current choir director. All people with extremely good reason to have nice grand pianos in their houses.

Even most of the people I know that play piano professionally (private voice coaches, church pianists, our choir's piano accompanist etc) just have plain uprights in their own homes, and only ever get to use actual grand pianos at rehearsals/concerts.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Knormal posted:

They lift it on a rope and pulley system up to one of your windows, sometimes accidentally dropping it on an unsuspecting cat or rabbit hunter that happens to be passing underneath.

That’s particularly a problem with Acme pianos.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

You evil bastard

Why. Why after so long on the internet and SA have I still not learned to temper my curiosity :gonk:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

QueenAnnesDead
Apr 17, 2016

My(F27) friend(F27) set me up on a date ... now I'm thinking about our friendship's sincerity

quote:


My friend and I've been close with each other since elementary school, at high school I diagnosed with major depression/anxiety and didn't have any friendship with anyone apart from her so she was and is my only friend. Lately she started doing this weird matchmaking thing that she constantly trying to pair up people. (For the info she used to this when we were younger too, just not this intense)

When she first came with the idea I told her I'm in no shape to date both mentally, because I don't have a stable mood or can take responsibility of a relationship and physically I'm obese right now and I'm aware no person would find that attractive. I didn't directly told her that my life is a mess or I'm not attractive to anyone so her effort would be useless but just said this is not a good time for me. Imo I don't even have to tell her that because she already knows everything about me. She insisted couple times, told me none of her friends were shallow etc. which I still declined and thought this topic got closed.

The event that broke me happened 2 days ago where she invited me to our regular cafe. I saw her sitting with three more people and at that point I knew I should've just go home (she is aware I'm not used to crowded tables and always respected it) For some reason I felt brave in that moment and decided to meet her friends. The second I sit everyone was kind of looking shocked for a second and the girl on the group asked if I was "the friend." which my friend replied pretty cheerfully but to me that question kind of come off as something in unfriendly manner because of her tone. Maybe this was my own insecurities, idk. After that my friend introduced me to other 2 men at the table, one of them is supposedly "my date" that I have no idea and the guy is expecting completely someone else.

Whole interaction was very weird, this guy for some reason did everything in his power to make sure I didn't get any wrong ideas, constantly talking about his fit ex-girlfriends, saying he never even date anyone with 5 kg heavier than they should or how his grandmother died because she was overweight etc. which was unnecessary since I wasn't even there to date anyone. I'm aware maybe he was trying to politely say no but this whole thing was so surreal for me. This person awkwardly trying to decline me in front of everyone, pointing out I'm too fat meanwhile I wasn't even there to date anyone in first place.
I just leave the cafe at that point with an excuse after this.

My friend was coming after me apologising and I just brushed off and go home. After looking at my phone she was spamming me with sorry and there was couple of messages from the same guy apologising and asking for 2nd date alone, at this point I'm not sure if they are playing some sort of cruel jokes with me.

My friend despite me saying no thousand times kind of set me up in this situation which to me come off as something she purely did because she was trying to make herself feel good by doing all of this. But in the end this encounter just made me feel way more miserable about myself. At this point I'm really not sure if my friend is thinking about my best interest rather than her agenda, even forcing me in this situations just to feel better about herself for doing something good but I'm also not sure if this is my own insecurities attacking me, I'm also worried because I don't have any friend beside her, feel like I'll be all alone. What should I do?


GodDAMN, a "friend" who could compete with all the hateful undermining step-parents, it's-just-a-prank bros, mindfucking exes and narcissist in-laws in this thread.

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I just remembered that my parents had a stand-up piano in the house for two or three years when I was a kid and I have no idea where it came from or where it went.

When my mom sold the house she had lived in for 29 years, she just left hers there.

Buyer’s problem now.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1479239974713237508

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Hey, do it properly.
I edited nudes sent to me by a friend

quote:

This actually happened today. Throwaway account since most of my friends know my main account.

I M24 took a few years in photoshop and consider myself to be sort of good at it. I have a female friend (let's call her Ella) who I met about a year ago. She does some photography and modeling as a hobby.

To start off, I have a small photo retouching business. Nothing special, just a little side gig that makes me some cash on the side while I get my degree. Also, I have a business email set up that I use ONLY FOR MY BUSINESS AND NOTHING ELSE. My friends know this and they know to only send me things on it if they need any work done.

About 2 days ago Ella F22 send me a text saying, "Hey, I'm going to do a shoot today. Would you be able to take a look at some of my pictures when you get the chance?"

I replied, "Yeah sure just send them whenever and when I get time I'll take a look."

A few hours go by and I get the email. Now, let me say I am not the most attractive guy. I'm pretty short. I exercise regularly but I'm not super fit. My hair is really hard to work with and I feel like I could do a lot better in the looks department. Also I NEVER ask for nudes from ANYONE. I feel like it's disrespectful. Also, I've dated but recently got out of a really nasty relationship that left me feeling pretty self conscious.

All of this leads to the inclination that if someone is sending me nudes, it's probably not because they're interested.

Anyway, I get the email and it's about 20 nude pictures. Very tasteful and left nothing to the imagination. I figured she was starting an OF or something and since it's her body, her choice and I support my friends in everything they do, I touched them up early this morning.

I just cleaned up some blemishes, got rid of some stray hairs and razor bumps, and touched up some of the coloring. I also made a black and white set along with bit of dodge and burn. The long and short of it is, I spent a lot of time on it.

After all of that was done, I sent back the edited versions with the message, "Hey don't sweat payment. I hope this is what you're looking for. If you need me to take another look let me know."

She sent me a text maybe 15 minutes later saying, "This isn't what I was looking for at all."

I said, "Oh sorry, I just wasn't sure what you wanted. If you want me to go back and redo it I can."

Then I get the text, "It's fine. I g2g. Bye"

Super confused so I called her roommate (who I am also friends with) and asked if she was okay.

She let me have it. Started calling me dense, stupid, a jerk, and many other things. Through the insults I finally got the real story. Maybe I'm just naive, but I don't know why she would make it seem as if she wanted me to edit them when she just wanted me to look at them.

This just happened before I typed the post. I'm really not sure what to do. My last relationship kind of made me weird with dating, so I know I'm not ready. I want to feel like I'm worth something before I start dating again, but at the same time I can't help but feel like I did something wrong. Is there anything I can do to save the friendship?

TL:DR Friend sent nudes to me. I didn't realize the nudes were for my enjoyment, so I retouched then and sent them back. Now she's really mad at me.

Update: She texted back an apologized for the whole thing. I don't think we are going to pursue a relationship, but we are still going to hang out and be friends.

Also to the person who sent the nude. What kind of work did you want done to it? I think you look good as is, but if you had something in mind let me know.

Update 2: The roommate just called an apologized. I'm still pretty mad at her for all the hurtful things she said and I made that clear. She told me she went ahead and doordashed me some dinner to make up for it.

To the second person who sent the nude titled "No editing needed" I appreciate the picture. Thank you! I did see evidence of a few areas getting selected on your downstairs. Just know, the body you have is fine the way it is and doesn't require any changes. Again thank you for the picture!


I think this one's actually wholesome.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Variable 5 posted:

When my mom sold the house she had lived in for 29 years, she just left hers there.

Buyer’s problem now.

When I shifted to a digital the family who took my upright gave me a bottle of wine for it. Was good wine.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

QueenAnnesDead posted:

My(F27) friend(F27) set me up on a date ... now I'm thinking about our friendship's sincerity

GodDAMN, a "friend" who could compete with all the hateful undermining step-parents, it's-just-a-prank bros, mindfucking exes and narcissist in-laws in this thread.

The saddest thing here is 'I'm aware no person could find that attractive'. That is just never true. Not ever, not for anyone. *Somebody* will. Whether *you* want to date that person is another question.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.


:discourse:

Patrat
Feb 14, 2012

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I just remembered that my parents had a stand-up piano in the house for two or three years when I was a kid and I have no idea where it came from or where it went.

We had two stand up pianos in my house growing up for some reason and eventually the one upstairs got so out of tune and we were so unable to afford getting it tuned whilst needing the room that we had to get rid of it.

Nobody wanted to buy an old, cheap out of tune piano so we threw it out of a window into the back garden then smashed it to pieces with sledge hammers.

Patrat fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Jan 7, 2022

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
Can't hear about piano aquisition without thinking of da joose.

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I recently moved and spent more money on piano movers moving a piano than I paid for regular movers to move literally everything else

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
that's nothin', you shoulda seen what it cost to move my pipe organ

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Foo Diddley posted:

that's nothin', you shoulda seen what it cost to move my pipe organ

You joke but my family has a small pipe organ rotting a barn that a previous owner left

QueenAnnesDead
Apr 17, 2016

HopperUK posted:

The saddest thing here is 'I'm aware no person could find that attractive'. That is just never true. Not ever, not for anyone. *Somebody* will. Whether *you* want to date that person is another question.

Couldn't agree more!

The guy - who was, I acknowledge, duped into a fake date and told god knows how many lies - didn't need to go into a detailed explanation of 'everything wot's wrong with fat birds and why I would never'. Huge rear end in a top hat, for sure, but also weirdly oblivious of how all-pervasive the conventional feminine beauty standard is. Don't worry, the specific fat woman you're speechifying at has definitely encountered it.

This story struck some strange echoes for me. I suddenly realized I've often seen conventionally attractive women - who are quite Nice People, Really - "offer up" an absent fat friend, then backpedal in horror when, predictably, the dominant culture manifests in some man's casual cruel remarks. I used to think they were falling to the temptation of performative sisterhood, and trying to display allegiance to enlightened ideas of beauty while looking like advertising models. But now I feel like there's something... darker and uglier inside.

Case in point. Winter, eleven years ago, just vividly came back to me. I was out to dinner with a large group of Terribly Nice People, Really. Three or four of my old college friends, who happen to be very beautiful, were fondly teasing one of the Nice Young Men who was single. Telling him what a catch he was, encouraging him to get out there. Then they got louder and more excited , showing him photos and things on their phones of a moderately famous lady they all knew. She was becoming a successful pastry chef with a TV show and a boutique shop. Feels a bit grubby to say this, but so you can get the whole picture, she was/is telegenic - Rubenesque, "but" extremely pretty, sparkling smile, huge winning eyes, the works. Conventionally attractive WHILE fat. (I'm sorry if I've fumbled this)

Anyway, it was very lighthearted and cute, "think of all the eclairs you could get!", and four or five young men clustered round to look. Then one said, unthinkingly, "looks like she also eats too many pastries, though..." And for a split second it was absolutely clear from the men's faces that they - would never. There was this woman, in absentia, without her knowledge or consent, as if stripped and prodded and pushed to the floor in disdain. Sounds hyperbolic, I know.

They were as Nice as Nice Young Men get, and looked sincerely contrite a split-second after. One I think outright apologized, the one being match-made said some very correct things, I had a wry laugh at how their eyes turned towards us, the fatter women at the party, with real guilt for having perhaps hurt us.

What's really obsessing me today, though, is the look of guilt and shame that flashed across the faces of the nice, no really very nice, beautiful (slim, fit, marathon-running) women. I know them well, and I think now that just under their superficially innocent intentions, the appearance that they had good-heartedly overestimated the niceness of Nice Young Men, they knew what was going to happen. It's not hard to imagine the occasional temptation of getting a heady shot of reinforcement from the system that privileges you, but which you feel morally obliged to criticize. Plus, the shameful satisfaction of being reassured of one's universal desirability can stay somewhat submerged. On the surface, you can feel legitimately regretful, and deplore the insidious sexism that has tripped you up.

This feels like a trope now, a minor social form that I've often seen without thinking about it. I'm recalling a lot of very small incidents.

Odd sort of Thursday night with the r/relationships thread.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


AITA for uninviting my cousins from my wedding for feeding info to my mom?

quote:

I (28M) am an only child. When I was 12 my parents divorced when my dad found out my mom cheated on him. This was devastating to my dad. My parents were best friends and started dating when they were 17. I played sports and my dad was my coach so I had a much closer relationship to him then my mom. I was suppose to spend one week at my moms then the next week at my dads. But I would usually just lock myself in my room at my moms. Usually my dad would drop me off and I would get on my bike and ride the couple miles back to his house. My mom would ask me things and I would literally pretend like she didn’t exist. It got so bad that lawyers got involved thinking my dad was turning me against my mom. My dad encouraged me to spend time with my mom, but I couldn’t. My mom tried putting us in therapy but I would just sit there till the time was up not saying a word to her. Eventually my mom broke down and let me just live with my dad.

I haven’t spoken a word to my mom in 15 years. She would show up to my games alone. Sometimes I would ask my dad to tell her to leave. Sometimes I didn’t even notice she was there. She would try talking to me after and I would walk right past her. I cut her whole family off besides a few of my cousins that were around my age. She showed up to my high school graduation and I asked a couple teachers to remove her and they did. She never dated anyone else to my knowledge and was still attempting to reconcile with my dad a few years before he passed. Calling it the “biggest mistake of her life” and begging my dad to forgive her. When my dad passed a couple years ago she tried to show up to the funeral and I met her outside to ask her to leave. My fiancé Rachel was with me when I did this and my mom cried upon learning we were engaged (Rachel introduced herself as my fiancé). Saying she couldn’t believe I hated her still this many years later.

So last week I received a letter from my mom with a large check inside. In the letter she said she couldn’t live knowing she wouldn’t be invited to her only child’s wedding. That her whole family is hurt that I cut them off. And that she had been keeping tabs on me all these years through my cousins updates out of respect for me, but couldn’t handle not being at the wedding. I ripped the check up and sent it back to the return address. She shouldn’t have even known my address as I keep her blocked on all social media. I called up my cousins who admitted that since I was 14 they have been providing my mom with updates on me. Prom pics, college updates, engagement photos and they sent her my address. I was so mad that I told them they wouldn’t be invited to the wedding anymore because I don’t want my mom getting access to it. Rachel is saying I’m going too far now and uninviting my cousins along with freezing out my moms whole family because of her actions is an AH move. AITA?

Edit: the cheating was with a teammates dad. This was highly embarrassing for me and caused me to have to move towns. Caused me to loose friends.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Batterypowered7 posted:

The instructions said to read the bolded parts only, my good goon. I don't think the OPs gender was mentioned in the bolded sections.

Good to know who would instant fail that one prof's tests.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Mx. posted:

AITA for uninviting my cousins from my wedding for feeding info to my mom?

Op needs a whole lot of therapy immediately

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Hey, do it properly.
I edited nudes sent to me by a friend

I think this one's actually wholesome.

This sounds like something I'd do.

If, you know, I could edit photographs.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

rotinaj posted:

Op needs a whole lot of therapy immediately

Nah. The mom is constantly trying to insert herself into the OP's life despite a clear message of "stay gone", and the cousins were leaking information for over a decade. That's a hell of a betrayal.

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Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

kimbo305 posted:

Good to know who would instant fail that one prof's tests.

Reminds me of a professor that made it so that leaving a question blank on the final exam would earn you zero points, but choosing the wrong answer would actually lose you points (to discourage guessing, you see).

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