Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/lxN0FjJ.mp4

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Norovirus can strike at any moment

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Mm mm, wanna eat that delicius poo poo

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Why don't they sell the strips? :btroll: Having to unwrap the individual cubes is such a waste of time and material.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Now reverse it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They should sell the entire sheet so that you can wrap it around your face and die like a king.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Wombat with IBS

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Paladinus posted:

Now reverse it.

https://i.imgur.com/fMsf2Sq.mp4

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Thank you. Now add audio from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7pz7CqWTMs

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Lmao

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Took this on a walk today

Though of you all for some reason


Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYRq1GIM9q2/?utm_medium=copy_link

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like



Everyone missed this from the last page but it is choice

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Those little cubes getting inhaled. All I can think of is https://youtu.be/v5SSnQBtaq4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
I observe that the one he's holding passionately is easier to get started but takes up a lot more space as you go.

OMD (despite it taking a good minute before I realized it was a "hehe boobs" picture) it took me three minutes to figure out that wasn't some large inflatable chess piece.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
More like chest piece

Tbh I'm even after careful scrutinizing I'm still not entirely sure what's going on with that photo.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Inspector 34 posted:

More like chest piece

Tbh I'm even after careful scrutinizing I'm still not entirely sure what's going on with that photo.

Same here, just no idea at all.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Her top is hanging off her shoulder and the light from above is casting a shadow from her head that makes it look like she has a boob out.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Y'all seeing a boob illusion while I had trouble figuring out the logistics of their arms.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

OwlFancier posted:

Her top is hanging off her shoulder and the light from above is casting a shadow from her head that makes it look like she has a boob out.

Oh I see now, she's got her shoulder twisted forward in a weird way.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

owl_pellet posted:

Everyone missed this from the last page but it is choice

it's like the guy carrying a guitar, you only see it once

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



my photographic pornographic memory tells me its been posted at least thrice itt

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Superman-T is a size queen

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

The T is for Taint Trauma

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
It's actually for Tight Throat

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Philippe posted:

Superman-T is a size queen

The roots of idolatry

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/AEi7B9A.mp4
:stare:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_swamp_eel

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 17:13 on Jan 6, 2022

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/hardscifimovies/status/1479350889722880008

:o:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/s2BFzZ7.mp4

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

nega-clifford presents his demands

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Yes fine but does it resemble a horsecock or is it more of a mega-prolapse?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



DumbparameciuM posted:

Yes fine but does it resemble a horsecock or is it more of a mega-prolapse?

It works like the Alien face but it’s a prolapse shooting out of a horsecock

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
drat and I had just gotten that "my lapse" song out of my head

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Makes me wonder what a "postlapse" would be. :thunk:

DumbparameciuM posted:

... or is it more of a mega-prolapse?
The word you seek is 'apocalapse'.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
Wouldn’t the opposite of a prolapse be an antilapse instead?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I had an amateur lapse once, meaning for whatever irreproducible reason I did something uncharacteristically competent.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

HerStuddMuffin posted:

Wouldn’t the opposite of a prolapse be an antilapse instead?

Amateurenthusiastlapse

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

World's Worst Fleshlight spotted

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply