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20 Blunts posted:there are still k-marts Ha Ha I love you. K-mart was the best
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Jan 7, 2022 01:18
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20 Blunts posted:there are still k-marts Dude They have a website https://www.kmart.com/
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Jan 7, 2022 01:19
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Smugworth posted:Dude we all like the shirt they have. What ever
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Jan 7, 2022 01:43
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20 Blunts posted:there are still k-marts there are still FYEs and Spencers gifts where i live.
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Jan 7, 2022 01:46
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Dapper_Swindler posted:there are still FYEs and Spencers gifts where i live. there is an fye and spencers where I live too buddy
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Jan 7, 2022 01:48
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There is no Easter Bunny, that's just some guy in a suit!
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Jan 7, 2022 02:08
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:reported for being a generic rear end in a top hat. If you're going to report every generic rear end in a top hat on SA I think you're going to be pretty busy.
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Jan 7, 2022 02:43
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Cubone posted:in the u.s., the positively identified, unclaimed bodies of people that died of natural causes have almost no legal status other than a few limited federal statutes that apply to all human remains. their interment (usually cremation) is generally subcontracted by the state governments to the lowest bidder, with limited federal oversight to ensure they're interred safely and respectfully... except in kentucky between the years of 1973 and 1990. for unclear reasons, for that 17 year period, and no one has ever come forward to explain this, the state government of kentucky had a sweetheart deal with a reclusive european aristocrat named helmut laser, and nobody knows what he did with the bodies. due to a loophole in international law, for this period there was no law governing the oversight or repatriation of bodies that are positively identified, unclaimed, and expatriated willingly to a private party for the purposes of interment. when this changed, laser immediately ceased operations and has not been heard from since. it's hard to even find confirmation if helmut laser is still alive, and if he died, what secrets went with him. now, I can't believe this is true because I just made it up, but it is pretty f*cked up so I think it counts. I heard he changed his name to Helmut Gaysir and posts on the Something Awful forums under the alias 'Cubone'
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Jan 7, 2022 03:05
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:there is an fye and spencers where I live too buddy cool. everyone is surprised when i say that normally.
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Jan 7, 2022 03:16
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Failed steak salesman Dirndl J. Trrp of loaded diap fame was president of the US.
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Jan 7, 2022 03:18
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Tarkus posted:If you're going to report every generic rear end in a top hat on SA I think you're going to be pretty busy. I know. Thank you for giving me a hard time. Would have done it otherwise
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Jan 7, 2022 03:26
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Only one spell from dungeons and dragons is real.
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Jan 7, 2022 03:31
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- sheep are just lady goats. we do not get wool from goats because they shave, secretly. - the last king of germany was actually pretty nice and lived in a cool castle. - the earth does not spin. were it to do so, the oceans would flood the lands constantly, like tea swishing in a cup. - author roald dahl was offered a good sum of money during world war ii to build a cannon battery on his coastal home. the army decided against it because they thought his demurring payment was suspicious. - wu tang clan are routinely hosed with by a malevolent poltergeist called "majrood" or "doorjam". - at least one of your ancestors was a slave and at least one other was a king. or maybe both? who knows. - the battle of sekigahara lasted a total of 58 seconds, with one stoppage for musket-loading. - i am now done with my list.
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Jan 7, 2022 04:08
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:I heard he changed his name to Helmut Gaysir and posts on the Something Awful forums under the alias 'Cubone'
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Jan 7, 2022 04:31
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Cubone posted:funny, I heard that you didn't learn from you special needs class that it's rude to act overly familiar with strangers, bitch Are you his classmate or something?
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Jan 7, 2022 05:10
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phasmid posted:- sheep are just lady goats. we do not get wool from goats because they shave, secretly. No one likes you to begin with.
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Jan 7, 2022 05:13
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Brother Tadger posted:Are you his classmate or something? lmfao god drat it
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Jan 7, 2022 05:14
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Brother Tadger posted:Are you his classmate or something? gottem
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Jan 7, 2022 05:40
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If you hold ur eyes open while u sneeze ur BUTT explodes!!!!
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Jan 7, 2022 07:33
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ikanreed posted:Only one spell from dungeons and dragons is real. this is extremely hosed up
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Jan 7, 2022 07:38
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Jimmy Carter’s grandfather was murdered by a business partner in a fight about a desk.
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Jan 7, 2022 07:51
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Jimmy Carter’s grandfather was murdered by a business partner in a fight about a desk. I gave him grits to paint my desk and he never finished the job!
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Jan 7, 2022 07:53
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Wizard Master posted:-You can arrange a set of 13 different playing cards into more than 6 BILLION combinations Further to this one, I can't remember the exact numbers, but it goes something like this: If all the stars had 10 billion planets and all 10 billion planets had 10 billion people and they had been shuffling a regular deck of cards every second since the beginning of time, they still wouldn't have repeated full deck.
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Jan 7, 2022 08:01
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52! = 80658175170943878571660636856403766975289505440883277824000000000000
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Jan 7, 2022 08:09
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hell astro course posted:the shark thing isn’t true OP.
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Jan 7, 2022 08:34
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Elukka posted:From what I can find, sharks have been around for 420 million years and trees for 370 million years. prove it
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Jan 7, 2022 08:37
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Elukka posted:From what I can find, sharks have been around for 420 million years and trees for 370 million years. So...therefore...trees evolved from sharks!
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Jan 7, 2022 08:37
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That Star Wars the movie was just called "Star Wars" from the time of its release until more than two decades - until nerds started adding the made-up words "A New Hope" to the title to distinguish the movie from the increasingly shoddy franchise?
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Jan 7, 2022 08:57
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Christopher Lee was in attendance to the execution of Eugen Weidmann in 1939. It was the last public execution by Guillotine in France.  warning if you want to look into it because there's actually footage of it.
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Jan 7, 2022 11:44
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ikanreed posted:Only one spell from dungeons and dragons is real. Brother Tadger posted:Are you his classmate or something? "Vicious Mockery"
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Jan 7, 2022 11:58
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Nooner posted:If you hold ur eyes open while u sneeze ur BUTT explodes!!!!
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Jan 7, 2022 12:00
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Dogs can't look up.
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Jan 7, 2022 12:21
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The arrow pointing from the A to the Z in the Amazon logo is meant to represent that Amazon has "everything from a to z ". hosed up...yet true.
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Jan 7, 2022 13:07
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Mark Zuckerberg is actually a clone of Bill Gates gone rogue. Facebook was a black ops project by Windows that gained independence.
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Jan 7, 2022 13:15
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Baconroll posted:Dogs can't look up. Technically true. This is because the universe is flat and "up" and "down" are basically illusions that manifest due to quirks of physics.
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Jan 7, 2022 13:48
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Percentages are reversible. 8% of 25 = 25% of 8 Also, multiplying a number by itself will always be one more than multiplying the two numbers on either side of the original. I worded that horribly, but here's what I mean. 5x5 = 25 4x6 = 24 10x10 = 100 9x11 = 99 7x7 = 49 6x8 = 48 Well, I guess it isn't really f*cked up, but it's... something. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Jan 7, 2022 |
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Jan 7, 2022 14:19
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There's a cave in England called The Devil's Arse
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Jan 7, 2022 14:36
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A Wizard Master thread is guaranteed to reach at least 20 pages because people just can't fuckin' help themselves. It's like a beautiful siren's song dragging us inexorably towards our doom.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Percentages are reversible. It would be waaaay more hosed up if this wasn't the case because it would mean multiplication/division depended on order, i.e. your pack of 4x3 beers has a different number of beers in it depending on if you multiplied across the 4 or along the 3.
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