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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
if you're lucky you're the last wife and not the one he stabs half to death

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Wasn't she just boo hooing about halloween decorations a while back

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
That's what they're for.

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
If you're not the last wife though, watch out!

e:


Weka posted:

That's what they're for.

>:|

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
how do you watch lord of the rings and think sam and frodo weren't gay

https://twitter.com/WargarW/status/1478075145029828610

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Jose posted:

how do you watch lord of the rings and think sam and frodo weren't gay

https://twitter.com/WargarW/status/1478075145029828610

With Varg, all things are possible

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Jose posted:

how do you watch lord of the rings and think sam and frodo weren't gay

https://twitter.com/WargarW/status/1478075145029828610

he's going to kill himself when the Amazon show comes out

Eru willing

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

HashtagGirlboss posted:

If you’re lucky by the time he gets to you he’ll be so old he just needs a caretaker and wet nurse and at that point why would he leave you for another woman?

I don't want to think about Normal Mailer breadfeeding his way through the end of his life.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Jose posted:

how do you watch lord of the rings and think sam and frodo weren't gay

https://twitter.com/WargarW/status/1478075145029828610

*ferengi voice* why is this She-Elf walking around in clothing

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Weembles posted:

I don't want to think about Normal Mailer breadfeeding his way through the end of his life.

Lol. I just learned that apparently I don’t know what a wet nurse is (I thought it was the old person one who does sponge baths and poo poo)

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Lol. I just learned that apparently I don’t know what a wet nurse is (I thought it was the old person one who does sponge baths and poo poo)

lol

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Lol. I just learned that apparently I don’t know what a wet nurse is (I thought it was the old person one who does sponge baths and poo poo)

lmao wtf

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


HashtagGirlboss posted:

Lol. I just learned that apparently I don’t know what a wet nurse is (I thought it was the old person one who does sponge baths and poo poo)

as a non native speaker i thought the same!

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011


ah good to know Hitler was innocent of genocide since he was never charged and found guilty in a court of law

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Are these people aware that the United States government specifically denies the authority of the international criminal court?

Even if the ICC brought literal war crimes charges against a US citizen, and found them guilty, there would be no consequences whatsoever for the offender so long as they didn't leave the United States.

iirc there was one prosecutor that tried to charge the US or Israel with... Something or other, and the US personally sanctioned her lol

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Sam and Frodo are just really emotionally close and if you can’t see that as anything but sexual perhaps it is you who are the toxic masculine!!!!!!

Gandalf was a white supremacist

selec
Sep 6, 2003

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Lol. I just learned that apparently I don’t know what a wet nurse is (I thought it was the old person one who does sponge baths and poo poo)

next you’re going to tell us you think a currier stirs a big pot of spicy stew

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
if it's OK to post Varg then dammit it's OK to post Aimee

https://twitter.com/theserfstv/status/1479264733593169920

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Jose posted:

how do you watch lord of the rings and think sam and frodo weren't gay

https://twitter.com/WargarW/status/1478075145029828610

She-elf. Shelf. Elf on a shelf.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Flesh Forge posted:

if it's OK to post Varg then dammit it's OK to post Aimee

https://twitter.com/theserfstv/status/1479264733593169920

always amazed that she's 40 and not like 23

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/imanii_faith/status/1479227237887090690?s=20

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

bigly, but also in a laugh or you cry kinda way a lot of the time

nudejedi
Mar 5, 2002

Shanghai Tippytap

Laterite posted:

always amazed that she's 40 and not like 23

was blown away learning she's around my age and not a 20-something doing a bit

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Laterite posted:

always amazed that she's 40 and not like 23

im amazed taht she can keep mashing her face on the keyboard and then find the post button

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Milo and POTUS posted:

im amazed taht she can keep mashing her face on the keyboard and then find the post button

please do not reveal trademark shitposting secrets

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Laterite posted:

always amazed that she's 40 and not like 23

Really? It explains so much.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
she is 100% doing a bit, it's just not a comedy bit, it's how she makes money

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Flesh Forge posted:

she is 100% doing a bit, it's just not a comedy bit, it's how she makes money

you say this but she hides any recent photos of herself because they're so wildly different from her profile picture. she's early 30s too i think not 40 not that its a lot better

its a total yashar ali situation

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

you say this but she hides any recent photos of herself because they're so wildly different from her profile picture.

You can just say she's rear end ugly, Jose

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Jose posted:

you say this but she hides any recent photos of herself because they're so wildly different from her profile picture. she's early 30s too i think not 40 not that its a lot better

its a total yashar ali situation

who cares about her age or appearance :confused:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3765883&pagenumber=369&perpage=40&highlight=lawful,evil#post520532387

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

it was fine because they made their existence a crime

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/JacobKishnevi/status/1479552058399367177

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
My jaw dropped so hard my mandibular teeth all shattered

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005


So questions about whether Potter books even really do that beyond window dressing aside, maybe he’s 14 and hasn’t yet figured out that just because it’s new to you it’s not novel

Who am I kidding he’s probably 35 and has t figured that out yet

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
*dramatic flourish* I SUSPECT FOUL PLAY IS AFOOT

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1480360896807460874

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

I cannot believe all these people mysteriously dying of pneumonia during a fake respiratory pandemic that doesn't even exist.

WHAT ARE THEY HIDING

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

the deep state is using 5g towers to give antivaxxers pneumonia

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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

https://twitter.com/ScaryNewDad/status/1479755790290460672

https://twitter.com/JackInPogForm/status/1479759943632920577

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