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space uncle posted:Have you ever tried to travel with insulin, breast milk, or a wheelchair? Like I've had my home airport always make people take laptops out of their bags, but more than half the time if I fly out of another airport they just let you leave all of that in. It also pisses me off that 20+ years later, we are still taking off our shoes because of one guy trying to light his shoe on fire. and yes, as mentioned, this is all a waste of time because the TSA agents never catch the real weapons (which aren't the liquids in your bag or baby formula or whatever).
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"An agency that theoretically keeps people from flying planes into buildings isn't the worst idea in the world" "Yeah how do you like the taste of that BOOT LEATHER" Okay very serious people, you win this argument 
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You love cops and want to hug & kiss them
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Futanari Damacy posted:"An agency that theoretically keeps people from flying planes into buildings isn't the worst idea in the world" They don't actually do this and this is not why the TSA exists. If you think that you are genuinely a rube.
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Bust Rodd posted:You love cops and want to hug & kiss them Instead of showering I just have a millimeter wave scanner that I walk through 3x day ZenMasterBullshit posted:They don't actually do this and this is not why the TSA exists. If you think that you are genuinely a rube. Would you say it's a grift, or an op? Everything I don't like is one of these two things
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Futanari Damacy posted:"An agency that theoretically keeps people from flying planes into buildings isn't the worst idea in the world" retard
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Futanari Damacy posted:"An agency that theoretically keeps people from flying planes into buildings isn't the worst idea in the world" They solved the problem by putting locks on the cockpit doors. 9/11 was fixed. Groping people and making them show feet before they can get on a plane has nothing to do with safety.
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Futanari Damacy posted:"An agency that theoretically keeps people from flying planes into buildings isn't the worst idea in the world" theoretically, your posts don't suck poo poo
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Futanari Damacy posted:Would you say it's a grift, or an op? Everything I don't like is one of these two things
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Groovelord Neato posted:
I thought they updated the dick viewer software to display your contraband on a generic 3D body model. I remember the TSA agents were saving body scans of nice tits and big dicks so they made that change. Wouldn’t surprise me if there still unpatched dick viewers out there though. I’m not trying to punch down on the average TSA worker but I’m certainly not going to applaud them for their “labor” either.
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“Post-911 security measures are good, actually” is a pretty nuts take even for the Chapo thread
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the TSA sucks just like nearly every aspect of having to fly or go to an airport sucks, literally everyone knows this
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I feel like that guy is doing a bit, we're getting way too close to 'bush kept us safe' for it to be unironic
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Gripweed posted:They solved the problem by putting locks on the cockpit doors. 9/11 was fixed. Groping people and making them show feet before they can get on a plane has nothing to do with safety. it's so loving funny that we did 100% 'fix' 9/11 by just making cockpits into little fortresses and from my friend who's a pilot's experiences it seems to work well and most everyone involved agrees 'yep, this'll keep us safe from either some idiot getting drunk and rowdy or an actual terrorist attack, good fix', but then we also had to dump a pile of 'and also we'll give the dumbest people in your city no training and full authority to just destroy your life if you don't let them shove a magnetic wand up your rear end' because 'just make the cockpit secure' didn't line enough pockets.
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They should have given pilots guns loaded with chalk bullets like the French did
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space uncle posted:I thought they updated the dick viewer software to display your contraband on a generic 3D body model. I remember the TSA agents were saving body scans of nice tits and big dicks so they made that change. how the gently caress is it punching down? if you're in the airport, they can gently caress your life up on a whim
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The only time I have ever been sexually harassed by a woman it was a lady TSA agent at the Detroit airport. I used to have to fly out of there like every other week for a year, and our schedules just lined up. First time she looks at my ID, then me, just says “You’re cute” in the most perverse voice I’ve ever heard from a woman. From there on out it was like “oh it’s my white boy again?” Or “sweetie I would drive you home” or the like whenever I saw her. But she was a big fine and it was always incredibly flattering because I’m a dude and there wasn’t even the hint in my mind that I was in danger, despite the fact that she coulda probably thrown me through a wall. Anyway that’s my TSA story.
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Remember that guy who just flew with his rifle then pulled it out and shot people when he landed and got it from his checked baggage
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Pod chat: For someone dedicated to defending animal rights, it was extremely irresponsible of Matt to let his dog anywhere near the Rat King.
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Congrats to the thread regulars who were shouted out in the last episode.
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net work error posted:Remember that guy who just flew with his rifle then pulled it out and shot people when he landed and got it from his checked baggage Remember when some agency tested the efficacy of TSA finding weapons during screenings and it turned out they literally have a 95% failure rate?
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felix was a union trashman right? or that's just where he thought he'd end up without patreon?
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I think he was a bouncer
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Wow I cant believe Felix would flaunt his privilege by wishing death upon the residents of Cheshire forest, its very telli-sorry I cant keep this up Futanari Damacy posted:"An agency that theoretically keeps people from flying planes into buildings isn't the worst idea in the world" ladies and gentlemen, the foremost resident of said forest please disappear swiftly
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Futanari Damacy posted:
It wasn't a lack of a TSA that let 9/11 happen even thought we had intelligence reports about possible attacks, it was the Bush admin not caring and basically wanting something as an excuse to go to war. The TSA basically exists as pure theatre to justify its own existence.
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last time i went through the TSA body scanner it drew a red square over my crotch. the pat down guy got a pained expression on his face so I went "don't worry, I don't have an erection" and we had a good laugh about it
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Exit Through the Grift/Op
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net work error posted:You set off the small penis alarm planet fitness' dink alarm
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taking the batteries out of a stud finder, turning them around backwards, then watching it beep like crazy when it's pointed at your dick
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angrily demanding a crotch patdown so I 'get my tax dollars worth at least' every time I fly
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Writing “Bomb” on my penis and going to the airport because something, anything has to work
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Futanari Damacy posted:"An agency that theoretically keeps people from flying planes into buildings isn't the worst idea in the world" Congrats on out bust rodding bust rodd
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inferis posted:I get groped by tsa every single time I fly. willingly same  no way i'm ever walking through that loving backscatter lmao
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Also that scanners don't even work and are pretty easy to defeat.
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Oh they work at sending millimeter waves through your body Past that, who knows lol
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My exciting TSA story is the time I decided to take some of my late grandfather's old WW2 bullets back home with me and, being a very intelligent person, notify the TSA about this (while in line before going through the metal detector). I think my reasoning at the time was "this might be a problem, so I should ask." After a bunch of stuff ending with me getting on the plane home with a to-be-determined court date back in Boston (where my grandparents lived), the police (or whatever agency it was) guy sends a message to the plane telling me to come meet with him off of the plane. So I leave the plane and he proceeds to notify me that actually I'm fine and wouldn't have to go to a court date because the bullets in question were inert, and apparently this makes them not-illegal. I missed the flight because of this, but it was preferable to the alternative.
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Futanari Damacy posted:"An agency that theoretically keeps people from flying planes into buildings isn't the worst idea in the world" KATAMARI DO YO BEST!!!!!!!!! Picnic kibun, feel so good! OH YEAHHH!!!!!!!
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I'm really enjoying the DnD eps, my secret weakness is poo poo like, calling a dragon who underpays his goblins Beff Jezos though so I admit I'm compromised
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