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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


UFOTacoMan posted:

Mitt Romney’s chili description

My favorite chili is chili dog

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



love to kiss my computer-generated girlfriend

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

zerocool tauter

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Bethamphetamine posted:

One weird trick to tell a judge to go gently caress himself Judges Hate This!

https://twitter.com/srl/status/1479263034795347968

I'm imagining the coversation is gonna go like "You can't touch us because of the LLC laws!"

"You never filed to be an LLC."

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

love to kiss my computer-generated girlfriend

Yeah lol she's got so much poo poo on her face they look like they're under different lighting. Love 2 kiss normally

Wang Commander
Dec 27, 2003

by sebmojo
Why are people so obsessed with getting tested now when there's no treatments unless you're so rich or so vulnerable you'll already be on top of covid poo poo to where you're not sitting 5 hours in a line

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Wang Commander posted:

Why are people so obsessed with getting tested now when there's no treatments unless you're so rich or so vulnerable you'll already be on top of covid poo poo to where you're not sitting 5 hours in a line

paid time off

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Wang Commander posted:

Why are people so obsessed with getting tested now when there's no treatments unless you're so rich or so vulnerable you'll already be on top of covid poo poo to where you're not sitting 5 hours in a line

So they know to stay put and not spread it to others?

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Wang Commander posted:

Why are people so obsessed with getting tested now when there's no treatments unless you're so rich or so vulnerable you'll already be on top of covid poo poo to where you're not sitting 5 hours in a line

That's a really good question

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

reignofevil posted:

I'm imagining the coversation is gonna go like "You can't touch us because of the LLC laws!"

"You never filed to be an LLC."

"This is communism! Alert the Internet!"

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Wang Commander posted:

Why are people so obsessed with getting tested now when there's no treatments unless you're so rich or so vulnerable you'll already be on top of covid poo poo to where you're not sitting 5 hours in a line

Well the most common at home test is less than 50% accurate and they probably have to get an official test to take off work because this is a garbage country

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

Wang Commander posted:

Why are people so obsessed with getting tested now when there's no treatments unless you're so rich or so vulnerable you'll already be on top of covid poo poo to where you're not sitting 5 hours in a line

so then I’ll know for a fact that I’m a bio weapon

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Wang Commander posted:

Why are people so obsessed with getting tested now when there's no treatments unless you're so rich or so vulnerable you'll already be on top of covid poo poo to where you're not sitting 5 hours in a line

if you work in person it’s actually kind of important to get an official PCR positive so that you can qualify for certain occupational coverage in case you have sustained negative consequences

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

BAE OF PIGS posted:

So they know to stay put and not spread it to others?

looks like somebody here doesn’t actually hate america

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
I forgot I left my office in a loving mess last night.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
gonna start a business going around offering new, 100% accurate rapid tests. hold on while i put on my gloves, now i need you to just bust into my hands. what? no, i'm not eating it, i'm processing the sample. do you want to know if you have aids or what, pal?

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat
hyped to spread plague via farts like my big wet hero

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

the milk machine posted:

gonna start a business going around offering new, 100% accurate rapid tests. hold on while i put on my gloves, now i need you to just bust into my hands. what? no, i'm not eating it, i'm processing the sample. do you want to know if you have aids or what, pal?

post/username

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Jon Carbuncle posted:

hyped to spread plague via farts like my big wet hero

Rootin tootin rudy?

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Wang Commander posted:

Why are people so obsessed with getting tested now when there's no treatments unless you're so rich or so vulnerable you'll already be on top of covid poo poo to where you're not sitting 5 hours in a line

Blood for the Capitalist machine.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

tenderjerk posted:

I watched sneakers again like 2 nights ago 😕

I love that movie

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

the milk machine posted:

gonna start a business going around offering new, 100% accurate rapid tests. hold on while i put on my gloves, now i need you to just bust into my hands. what? no, i'm not eating it, i'm processing the sample. do you want to know if you have aids or what, pal?

this cumshitter alt has taken a new approach

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

this.

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

Hatebag posted:

Rootin tootin rudy?

only real trumpheads will know ;)

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
just helped two cars not have an accident in the grocery store parking lot

then everyone stood up and clapped

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Jon Carbuncle posted:

looks like somebody here doesn’t actually hate america

I mean, my wife's grandparents are nice and I don't want them to die. That doesn't mean that I don't hate America. Please don't make assumptions about me.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Tainen posted:

no mention of Sidney Poitier dying?

:sad:

I like people who come to dinner.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

the milk machine posted:

gonna start a business going around offering new, 100% accurate rapid tests. hold on while i put on my gloves, now i need you to just bust into my hands. what? no, i'm not eating it, i'm processing the sample. do you want to know if you have aids or what, pal?

Welcome home, cumshitter :unsmith:

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


TraderStav posted:

I like people who come to dinner.

Idea: look who's cumming to dinner
People masturbate while looking at a well-appointed dining table laden with a delicious meal

Wang Commander
Dec 27, 2003

by sebmojo

Good Citizen posted:

if you work in person it’s actually kind of important to get an official PCR positive so that you can qualify for certain occupational coverage in case you have sustained negative consequences

Is there any state that doesn't have a covid liability shield for employers?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

This is art

tag yourself

I'm the trumo

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

RC Cola posted:

This is art

tag yourself

I'm the trumo

I'm the bug. No, the other one.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

reignofevil posted:

I'm imagining the coversation is gonna go like "You can't touch us because of the LLC laws!"

"You never filed to be an LLC."

One weird trick to avoid corporate liability. Judges hate it!

Oh wait, Judges really hate it.
https://twitter.com/travofoz/status/1479510009990066176?s=20

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I'm the bug. No, the other one.

you can't just appoint yourself a mod

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

RC Cola posted:

This is art

tag yourself

I'm the trumo

That Chris Pratt movie must be totally lacking in redeeming values. Of course the idea of putting him in a serious movie was just so wrong.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

One weird trick to avoid corporate liability. Judges hate it!

Oh wait, Judges really hate it.
https://twitter.com/travofoz/status/1479510009990066176?s=20

:sickos: lmfao get hosed chuds

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

One weird trick to avoid corporate liability. Judges hate it!

Oh wait, Judges really hate it.
https://twitter.com/travofoz/status/1479510009990066176?s=20

I think the correct response for the Ninjas is "Truop!"

pissinthewind
Nov 11, 2021

Jon Irenicus posted:

is chicken broth ramen technically a variety of chicken noodle soup

other way around

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Can't beat me if I'm too dumb to play!

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