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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

zakharov posted:

We played some wrestling music at our wedding. We did our big entrance to John Cena's music for instance. It wasn't the theme of the wedding but it was a way to incorporate something we like. Weddings are fun, let people play the music they want, sheesh.

It was this song if anyone's curious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Arsenic Lupin posted:

AITA for feeling like my SO doesn’t support me?

"Sorry, I can't get the Filet-o-Fish, that would be cheating on my partner."

"I am a female and my partner is also a female absolutely"

comforthawk
Apr 15, 2018

Arsenic Lupin posted:

AITA for feeling like my SO doesn’t support me?

"Sorry, I can't get the Filet-o-Fish, that would be cheating on my partner."

it doesn't matter if the service is free or not, crusty feet partner just doesn't want her SO doing maintenance on her feet

she probably finds her own feet and the pedicure process with all the dead skin and clippings flying everywhere gross and doesn't want to mix her SO and the gross thing

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Do you think they'll digitally remove both of Tails' buttholes in the next Sonic movie?

And risk the outcry from their core demographic?

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Ziv Zulander posted:

Jesus Christ there’s a bunch of sonic plebes in this thread. The op gave the song away by saying it’s something you would hear on the radio. It’s fire woman. Originally performed by the cult, but the husband knows the crush 40 version. It’s an okay song, very 80s feeling, and it’s about falling for a lady.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE_jYB6mM5s

Nevermind I'm with OP this song is awful

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
The romance of a man wailing FIYAAAAAH :sax: as we walk into the dance floor for the first time as partners in life

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Jesus gently caress that is a TERRIBLE Cult cover

(I will be going down the aisle to She Sells Sanctuary thank you very much)

Solenna
Jun 5, 2003

I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

AITA for feeling like my SO doesn’t support me?

"Sorry, I can't get the Filet-o-Fish, that would be cheating on my partner."
maybe her partner is embarrassed about how gross her feet are and would rather have someone she's not in a relationship with deal with them. A little insecure but understandable if OP has talked about how terrible her feet are.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
My brain immediately went to Silver's theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4zwIGF0mFQ

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

kntfkr posted:

It was this song if anyone's curious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

But with really bad pronunciation.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


endlessmonotony posted:

My brain immediately went to Silver's theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4zwIGF0mFQ

hmm well at least you can dance to it

last wedding i went to the dj made the mistake of trying to clear the dance floor at the end with a Baby Shark remix. it just brought us all out and got us pumped up for more.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Solenna posted:

maybe her partner is embarrassed about how gross her feet are and would rather have someone she's not in a relationship with deal with them. A little insecure but understandable if OP has talked about how terrible her feet are.

Yeah it's this. I've mostly heard of it from people dating health care professionals that they'd absolutely never want their SO, like, wiping their rear end or changing their bedpan, even if the SO is entirely desensitized to it, or being counseled by you therapist SO, and it's enforcing a personal boundary rather than any lack of respect for your partner's professional acumen. I can easily imagine it works the same for cosmetologist working with whatever part of your body you hate and think is gross, especially if said partner has made no secret that they also hate and are grossed out by your body.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
There is only one (non sonic) video game song you should have at a wedding in, and it's this jam:

https://youtu.be/VdfU9al-4GA

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

endlessmonotony posted:

My brain immediately went to Silver's theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4zwIGF0mFQ

I guessed this too. Or something off Black Knight's extended soundtrack.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Malcolm Excellent posted:

There is only one (non sonic) video game song you should have at a wedding in, and it's this jam:

https://youtu.be/VdfU9al-4GA

This isn't the NBA Hang Time selection screen song*, though????

Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Jan 7, 2022

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
True power move: Eggman's theme from Sonic Rush:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlCK5RWO54E

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

DoctorWhat posted:

I guessed this too. Or something off Black Knight's extended soundtrack.

Also the OP elaborated and it's Knight of the Wind, Live And Learn, and His World (and a bunch of even lamer ones).

Cancel the wedding, guy's lame!

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

endlessmonotony posted:

True power move: Eggman's theme from Sonic Rush:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlCK5RWO54E

Okay gently caress I would actually respect him if it were this.

E:

endlessmonotony posted:

Also the OP elaborated and it's Knight of the Wind, Live And Learn, and His World (and a bunch of even lamer ones).

Cancel the wedding, guy's lame!

lmao nevermind

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I thought the sonic song would be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKOu-jTi3vM

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Malcolm Excellent posted:

There is only one (non sonic) video game song you should have at a wedding in, and it's this jam:

https://youtu.be/VdfU9al-4GA

Naw, you need to go with something every gamer knows even if they've never touched a computer. It even fits into the Boomer mindset of marriage so its fun for all ages!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

limp_cheese posted:

Naw, you need to go with something every gamer knows even if they've never touched a computer. It even fits into the Boomer mindset of marriage so its fun for all ages!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI

Hell March, Hell March for Marriage!

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007
Look if you're not walking down the aisle to a good wrestling intro like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJnzfT44KXI


then I don't know what to tell you

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Malcolm Excellent posted:

There is only one (non sonic) video game song you should have at a wedding in, and it's this jam:

https://youtu.be/VdfU9al-4GA

may the tale of our romance...be eternally retold...

endlessmonotony posted:

Also the OP elaborated and it's Knight of the Wind, Live And Learn, and His World (and a bunch of even lamer ones).

Cancel the wedding, guy's lame!

lmfao no one even suggested knight of the wind AS A JOKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNB4Cy4mftI

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

It’s a pretty common thread for someone to cover their rear end right up till the second they get married and then put it on full display. See also the countless dudes who expect their fiancees to transform into sexmoms overnight and the thread legend who didn’t think cheating before marriage counted.

don't forget the classic one where people somehow manage to make it to marriage without realizing that their partner (usually the guy) doesn't wipe their rear end because they think it will make them gay

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
Live and Learn is one of the greatest play-the-anime-OP-during-the-show moments in history but it's such an outrageously poor fit for any other occasion.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
What's the thread title referencing? I missed that one but it sounds like a doozy

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Pretty much exactly what it sounds like:

Sisal Two-Step posted:

AITA for kicking MIL's stepdaughter out of my wedding?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Pretty much exactly what it sounds like:

The buryingest of the leadest that ever did bury the lead.

Evil Willow
Apr 26, 2007
Bored now...
My (26m) wife (24f) hates that I interact with her Instagram posts

quote:

My wife is an Instagram influencer. She gets a lot of likes and comments and she posts a lot of spicy content.

I’ve told her several times it makes me uncomfortable how much people objectify her online, but I’m not ever gonna tell her she can’t have her insta anymore because it means a lot to her and she works hard at it.

I told her it stings a little when dudes who follow her and also follow me so they know that I’m her husband comment things like “I love you my queen,” and she likes the comments. Like, I get that it’s just the internet but it still hurts to see other men saying she’s their queen and then to see her encourage it.

Well recently ive decided to try and get past all that and to try and to be more understanding.

So I’ve been liking all the posts and commenting on all of them and replying to other peoples comments on the posts.

Like when I see some guy say “you’re so hawt I wanna suck those things so bad,” instead of getting angry, I try to recognize that he’s paying her a compliment so I’ll reply something like “oh yeah man, me too!”

One guy said “I wanna marry this chick” and I playfully replied “beat you to it 🤤”

She came to me pissed yesterday and demanded to know why I was commenting on all her posts and talking to all the dudes in her comments.

I explained I was trying to be more supportive and that I know that interacting with the posts more and leaving more comments and stuff helps the algorithm and gets her more exposure for her page.

She said she doesn’t need my help. That kinda hurt like drat I’m not even allowed to interact with my own wife’s Instagram posts?

How do I resolve this?

Tl;dr: wife mad that I have been interacting with her posts more and helping to boost her page

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Evil Willow posted:

My (26m) wife (24f) hates that I interact with her Instagram posts

Make a memepage and shitpost until you're more popular

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

please stop posting Sonic music, the psychic damage is overwhelming

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Evil Willow posted:

My (26m) wife (24f) hates that I interact with her Instagram posts

quote:

Like when I see some guy say “you’re so hawt I wanna suck those things so bad,” instead of getting angry, I try to recognize that he’s paying her a compliment so I’ll reply something like “oh yeah man, me too!”

christ I'm dying. what is this guy even doing

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
every instagram user influencer is an rear end in a top hat. if you married one, you're also an rear end in a top hat.

#crucifymarkzuckerbergupsidedownonthestepsofbryantpark

Evil Willow
Apr 26, 2007
Bored now...

kalel posted:

christ I'm dying. what is this guy even doing

Apparently he's helping her algorithm or some such poo poo!

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on
He's blatantly insecure and using "I'm helping you! Algorithm!" as an excuse. What he's really doing is making sure people know she's taken. Which is you know, the opposite of helping and he probably knows it. She also probably knows that he knows this and that's why she's mad.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Evil Willow posted:

My (26m) wife (24f) hates that I interact with her Instagram posts

HANDS OFF BOYS I OWN HER

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer
Do Instagram influencers get paid? Like, with actual spendable dollars?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Variable 5 posted:

Do Instagram influencers get paid? Like, with actual spendable dollars?

Once you hit a high enough tier of influencer brands will pay you to do testimonials for their stuff (sponcon, or sponsored content). You can also run ads on your youtube channel or any other platform that allows that

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Variable 5 posted:

Do Instagram influencers get paid? Like, with actual spendable dollars?

I don't think they get paid directly by Instagram but they can make brand deals or make a Patreon

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Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer
I just feel like if she was making money with it, it would have been mentioned. Maybe that's just me, though.

There are people that think being unpaid reddit moderators is an important job and the only thing keeping society from collapsing.

I didn't think about Patreon.

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