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BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.



On some level I usually like hackjobs, even the bad ones. I can usually see what they were attempting and can appreciate it for what it is.

This made me cringe in horror. Actually recoil from the screen. Holy poo poo!

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

that's the exact color my grandpa used to call "monkey-poo poo brown"

Olivil
Jul 15, 2010

Wow I'd like to be as smart as a computer
The colors not great but I like it? :shrug:

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
I honestly can't figure out if I like them or not. Like, those 67-72 front ends are so drat handsome, but they look so loving weird smashed onto the modern cab with so much windshield rake. It's like some weird automotive uncanny valley. I don't know.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I still remember the rendered video some guy made to show how many people this setup could move which had cars clipping through pedestrians in order to move some piddly amount of people.

https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1479153917749600257?t=tUFwrZhfH617c5_sD2Js_w&s=19

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

so... the original (modern) truck doesn't have that crease down the side, does it? i wonder if it's bondo or expanding foam in there, lol

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Raluek posted:

so... the original (modern) truck doesn't have that crease down the side, does it? i wonder if it's bondo or expanding foam in there, lol

They're buying fender/door/bed skins (and presumably hoods) from a place that apparently makes poo poo like that for these trucks. It was mentioned in one of the articles on the other trucktraption they made.

So like, re-skinning a door is not a big deal for any competent body shop. That's easy enough. What's really difficult is believing that there is enough of a market for these panels that someone is producing them. I'm assuming it's all JC Whitney-adjacent, which means those things are probably made out of tinfoil-thickness sheet steel.

Motronic fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jan 6, 2022

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/prairie-tesla-owners-battle-loss-of-heat-amid-extreme-cold-weather-after-software-update-1.5729102


Tesla: good for California*

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I feel like at this point the thread should be:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Automotive Insanity > Terrible car stuff- TESLA

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

Motronic posted:

They're buying fender/door/bed skins (and presumably hoods) from a place that apparently makes poo poo like that for these trucks. It was mentioned in one of the articles on the other trucktraption they made.

So like, re-skinning a door is not a big deal for any competent body shop. That's easy enough. What's really difficult is believing that there is enough of a market for these panels that someone is producing them. I'm assuming it's all JC Whitney-adjacent, which means those things are probably made out of tinfoil-thickness sheet steel.

It's from LMC and they claim that it's all 18ga OE quality steel. I've been out of luck trying to ffind some parts for my old dodge so I've been reading up on this supplier as to whether or not the parts are garbage or not, but it seems pretty decent quality. Unlike these frankentrucks.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Motronic posted:

The disconnect is that Teslas are not sold as cars, they are lifestyle appliances. It's a completely different market.

Anyone who knows anything about cars looks at the cost and knows just how much more than can get for that price and if they buy a Tesla willfully does so for whatever reasons. I guess to sit in an economy car interior with some flourishes while being able to say the own a Tesla. The rest are people who never owned a car/never owned a nice car so literally anything is better than the ford focus their parents gave them and have more money than time to figure out these things are not rationally priced and not built well.

And I guess there's a bunch of meme/fanboys too.

Don't get me wrong. I want a Tesla. A carefully wrecked one so I can gut the drivetrain out of it to put in something else. Just needs to come along at the right price.

Teslas are iPhones on wheels, except a smartphone has slightly better build quality than your average Tesla.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
https://twitter.com/Bringatrailer/status/1479500773385859073

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
Jfc

the longer you look at it the worse it gets

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
i almost put it in the awesome thread cause shooting brake but everything else about it is awful

bonelessdongs
Jul 17, 2019

MomJeans420 posted:

A bartender I was talking to had a breathalyzer installed in his car and said things like using mouthwash before he left the house would set it off, doesn't sound ideal for your average person vs someone who's lost the privilege to drive and is earning it back. Also, having lived with some sorority girls for a year in college of course they had a handheld breathalyzer for fun, but you had to wait 30 mins after drinking to get an accurate reading or else it would read high from the alcohol still in your mouth. If the mandated tech works like that, you could be a 200lb guy who drinks one beer and is completely fine to drive but if you just finished it a min ago you're going to stuck for 30 mins before you can leave.

Don't be a doomer, it could also be those ones that shine a light into your skin and read different depending on your race

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

I know it's bad but the world needs more breadvans.

On the other hand

MetaJew fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jan 7, 2022

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik

bonelessdongs posted:

Don't be a doomer, it could also be those ones that shine a light into your skin and read different depending on your race

What, like a lot of automatic soap dispensers out there?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I still remember the rendered video some guy made to show how many people this setup could move which had cars clipping through pedestrians in order to move some piddly amount of people.

https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1479153917749600257?t=tUFwrZhfH617c5_sD2Js_w&s=19

I just got loving crazy anxiety thinking about a single emergency in that tunnel.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Something like this? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mont_Blanc_tunnel_fire

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

MetaJew posted:

I know it's bad but the world needs more breadvans.

On the other hand



I don't hate the front end, and shooting brakes are always welcome, but it ALL just ends up looking like a knockoff of a Texaco toy car. Again, that's another thing I should like, but... Okay, you know what, no, it's a fun mutt.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009





How to make a carbon fibre bodied hellcat uncool.

https://www.mecum.com/lots/FL0122-505875/2019-dodge-challenger-srt-hellcat-redeye-custom/

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


https://twitter.com/troylf/status/1479176707903041541
that time of year again

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Uhhhh.......... this looks very awesome to me or am I missing something?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Uhhhh.......... this looks very awesome to me or am I missing something?

The modern greenhouse always ruins it, imo


I’m curious though if that guy that made his own muscle car out of a turd Gen Camaro had a hand in it.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Powershift posted:

The modern greenhouse always ruins it, imo

This ends up much better than the usual, since it has a nice (if somewhat disjointed) banana effect.

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

I'm down with that except for the color.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Uhhhh.......... this looks very awesome to me or am I missing something?

It owns, imo

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES

I'm saying wrong thread on this

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




I tried to figure out what was wrong with it when I saw it, but I was on the phone so I didn't trust my eyes too much

I guess the angles on the roofline etc are a bit too modern to mesh perfectly with the rest of the line, but it still looks fine even from the side view, I'll second the wrong thread.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle



:sickos:

Absolutely looking forward to the chaos videos.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

The only thing wrong with that is the stupid hood scoop with the rattlecan finish.
you did all this work, why cover it up

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Crankit posted:

I'm saying wrong thread on this

Get rid of the bonnet and its awesome

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Failson posted:

I don't hate the front end, and shooting brakes are always welcome, but it ALL just ends up looking like a knockoff of a Texaco toy car. Again, that's another thing I should like, but... Okay, you know what, no, it's a fun mutt.



I agree with the following thoughts on this...

https://twitter.com/mikurubaeahina/status/1479673336632254465?t=T0sqXrab1yKDA-OlZHbKSg&s=19

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Don't care for the carbon fibre, but I also think this is pdg

Shoulda put on a big fuckoff Superbird wing.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

slidebite posted:

Don't care for the carbon fibre, but I also think this is pdg

Shoulda put on a big fuckoff Superbird wing.

pig, not pdg

this thing really emphasizes how fat the modern challengers are. section a foot out of the middle of the car to take care of those slab sides, and it could be good

you see the classic lines, but then the styling stops as it gets further down and its just stretched out cause theres still another foot of car there that shouldnt be

right thread as gently caress

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Combo terrible and awesome.

https://twitter.com/ToastyDecline/status/1480284974343458817?t=nDohPLF74PsmHxKTnM-zNg&s=19

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

I think painting that in Plum Crazy would be much better.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Thomamelas posted:

I think painting that in Plum Crazy would be much better.

They did do a purple cf one





Some say he's still sliding to this day.




I appreciate the safety chains but I wonder how much penetration those booger welds got on the hitch ball without burning through the stamped bumper bar.

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