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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Antonymous posted:

I wanna see Man-Bat

They will do the story where man-bat's wife turns herself in a she-bat and they gently caress, but batman turns them back unti people because the wife's formula was unstable so the animal part took over and she attacked someone.

The man-bat family end up having a kid becauae of the bat monster loving and the kid has bat like hearing and a rare blood condition that is cured then not cured over the course of numerous stories.

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Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Smythe posted:

the riddler is cool. not as cool as mr freeze but pretty cool. another cool one is poison ivy because shes sexy. hmm whats another cool one. is there a mud golem guy? clayface? hmm,... is there a robot in the "rogues gallery" ??

name three things that are cool about the riddler

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020

Smythe posted:

wait what the gently caress are you saying here

speed racer was one of the sickest movies I watched in theatres

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Farm Frenzy posted:

name three things that are cool about the riddler

1) makes ppl answer riddles
2) crazy guy
3) tight green suit with ?s on it

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

ill cede 1 and 3 but i dont really see how 'crazy guy' is distinct enough from them to be their own reasons

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

what about all the books he wrote about how to get free money from the US government?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

LGD posted:

what about all the books he wrote about how to get free money from the US government?

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Farm Frenzy posted:

ill cede 1 and 3 but i dont really see how 'crazy guy' is distinct enough from them to be their own reasons

thats true. replace it with writing books about how to get free money from the us government

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


best riddler is arkhams origins version where hes basically a yospos poster

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

ok fair. the riddler is cool

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Bro Dad posted:

best riddler is arkhams origins version where hes basically a yospos poster

this sonds cool

Pyrus Malus
Nov 22, 2007
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it's 2022, film is ready for bat fuckin

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

I already have a perfectly good bad-on-purpose movie starring Tom Green. It probably cost almost nothing to make and god willing it will one day be on Disney+

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

I already have a perfectly good bad-on-purpose movie starring Tom Green. It probably cost almost nothing to make and god willing it will one day be on Disney+

Tom Green did cape poo poo.
https://youtu.be/BjTYUxDyjI8?t=37

Give that mother fucker a show starring some shield crossover poo poo.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Mr Hootington posted:

I hope the movie is good.

i liked joker

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I just caught up on like ten pages of the thread. Back in YA-chat no one mentioned The Giver.

All the big YA things of the 90's and 2000's, Hunger Games and Harry Potter and everything else, stole a bunch of stuff from The Giver.

God just imagine how wonderful it would be to live in a world with no color, no emotions, be assigned your perfect job at age 12, and get euthanized at the appropriate time

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Smythe posted:

wait what the gently caress are you saying here

I'm a freak, I know.

(I didn't like the CGI backgrounds and the bright colors hurt my eyes. Also, the movie had flip-flopping problems with tone. I really wanted to like it I swear.)

LGD posted:

https://twitter.com/TheReelTalkLive/status/1479844758449098753?s=20

gotta be honest, "serial murdering sexual predator" isn't really the look I envisioned them giving the Riddler

I mean, the trailers for the past year and a half have shown him ritualistically murdering people with duct tape, so army surplus gimp seems about right for me.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
If they're going this route I hope they make him a current or ex member of Gotham PD

they never would but still

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Bro Dad posted:

best riddler is arkhams origins version where hes basically a yospos poster

Riddler was actually funny tho

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Riddlerfication is a parallel to Jokerfication in contemporary society, it represents the fractal conspiracies of the Qult and the Epstein pilled. Whereas the Joker laughs because he sees the joke of it all, the Riddler is constantly chasing the high of pulling the curtain back on society, cuz deep down he knows there's just more curtains.

Also it's okay for Jim Carrey's Riddler to be the Joker because they didn't get the Joker right in the first Burton movie, don't @ me.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

If they're going this route I hope they make him a current or ex member of Gotham PD

they never would but still

well he worked for Gotham pd in the Batman show with no Batman, Gotham

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Riddler's origin story in Batman TAS where he was a genius video game designer getting revenge on his scumbag boss was pretty great. It ended with him getting away and his boss going to bead every night cowering in terror with a loaded shotgun.

Clip-On Fedora has issued a correction as of 09:28 on Jan 9, 2022

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

smarxist posted:

also i was trying to remember what was so bad about the war of the world's remake and God that monolog at the end had me rolling my eyes so hard

Isn't that literally quoting the book

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021
Wow people here hating a socialist's work?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Clip-On Fedora posted:

But it's not gonna let me down like Speed Racer. I know it won't.
i would highly recommend trying speed racer again, this time on as many drugs as possible. i didn't like it that much the first time, second time was spectacular

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Isn't that literally quoting the book

Yeah but it just felt lazy + Morgan freeman voice guy thing idk, adapt the material motherfucker, yeah h g wells wrote beautiful things, make them into beautiful shots

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Xaris posted:

i would highly recommend trying [...] as many drugs as possible

i wish mods would punish the drug peddlers for encouraging self harm.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
drugs are what's best in life, goon

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
they should make more adaptations of the time machine that book kicks rear end

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i think i remember liking the guy Pearce version on the strength of how weird the time machine was alone

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
They should do an Oscar bait style biopic about Wells's invention of wargaming.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
Good lord, Near Dark was Boring.

Just 90 minutes of nothing happening and overhyped performances of Bill Paxton and that one vampire kid.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Forceholy posted:

Good lord, Near Dark was Boring.

Just 90 minutes of nothing happening and overhyped performances of Bill Paxton and that one vampire kid.

wtf

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://twitter.com/stavvers/status/1479784621789388804

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Mantis42 posted:


Also it's okay for Jim Carrey's Riddler to be the Joker because they didn't get the Joker right in the first Burton movie, don't @ me.

The problem is that Tommy Lee Jones also wanted to be the Joker.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

good lord

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

https://youtu.be/LVcTNwAin4k

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Mantis42 posted:

Riddlerfication is a parallel to Jokerfication in contemporary society, it represents the fractal conspiracies of the Qult and the Epstein pilled. Whereas the Joker laughs because he sees the joke of it all, the Riddler is constantly chasing the high of pulling the curtain back on society, cuz deep down he knows there's just more curtains.

Also it's okay for Jim Carrey's Riddler to be the Joker because they didn't get the Joker right in the first Burton movie, don't @ me.

Mods?! Mods!!!?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
watched the "new" gi joe movie last night... SNAKE EYES ORIGHINS... and it sucked rear end. threw away the lore & also i had some issues with baroness who is the most important character in the franchise to me. the girl was hot sure but idk. for one her hair was wrong. she also didnt have her glasses on in her introductory scene which is also wrong. could i see her being an epic baroness? sure, i think she can do it. but need some changes. scarlett was in it and she was alright.

overall i have a lot of issues with the gi joe movies and basically they should give the franchise to me which i will produce and direct personally. thank you.

i have my sights on some other classic hasbro or whatever franchises too if you're wondering and my screenplays are epic.

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Mantis42 posted:

Riddlerfication is a parallel to Jokerfication in contemporary society, it represents the fractal conspiracies of the Qult and the Epstein pilled. Whereas the Joker laughs because he sees the joke of it all, the Riddler is constantly chasing the high of pulling the curtain back on society, cuz deep down he knows there's just more curtains.

Also it's okay for Jim Carrey's Riddler to be the Joker because they didn't get the Joker right in the first Burton movie, don't @ me.

wow dude the first part = very smart the second part wow cant go there. gently caress off

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