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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Louisgod posted:

bring your gun, just in case

it went well except for a surprisingly long and confusing conversation with my daughter, in which I was trying to explain DeSoto, TX getting a Smoothie King last year

I searched her purse and found no pasta so the collection is intact for now

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Alec Eiffel posted:

someone complained to a moderator and had it removed

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)

lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

UFOTacoMan posted:

NOW FREE CUMSHITTER

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

emfive posted:

it went well except for a surprisingly long and confusing conversation with my daughter, in which I was trying to explain DeSoto, TX getting a Smoothie King last year

I searched her purse and found no pasta so the collection is intact for now

but does DeSoto have a Tropical Smoothie Cafe?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

VideoKid posted:

if dolphin got Alec permabaned I will lmao forever

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

emfive posted:

it went well except for a surprisingly long and confusing conversation with my daughter, in which I was trying to explain DeSoto, TX getting a Smoothie King last year

I searched her purse and found no pasta so the collection is intact for now

make sure to check her backpack before she goes to school to ensure she’s not sneaking pasta into school

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Red Baron posted:

but does DeSoto have a Tropical Smoothie Cafe?

I doubt it. The Dallas Morning News reported on the epic deal struck by the DeSoto municipality with some investor to get that Smoothie King off the ground, so I'm sure I would have heard about a Tropical Smoothie.

Fun fact, one of my kid's more epic bands had a song called "Tropical Tel Aviv" which had something to do with the lead singer working at an Austin-area Tropical Smoothie Cafe. I don't think I ever really understood the lyrics, the guy was hilarious but an absolutely horrible singer.

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

Was there a falling out with Good Friend Paul?

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Louisgod posted:

make sure to check her backpack before she goes to school to ensure she’s not sneaking pasta into school

this gave me an instant vision of a kid pulling a bag of fusilli out of her backpack and other kids leaping up screaming and running in panic, it was pretty funny for a second or two until I realized that no it isn't funny

well kind-of, but it shouldn't be

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
controversial opinion but I for one am thankful that more and more schools are installing entrance pasta detectors

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Alec Eiffel posted:

someone complained to a moderator and had it removed

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)

finally, thank loving god

UFOTacoMan posted:

NOW FREE CUMSHITTER

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

emfive posted:

I doubt it. The Dallas Morning News reported on the epic deal struck by the DeSoto municipality with some investor to get that Smoothie King off the ground, so I'm sure I would have heard about a Tropical Smoothie.

Fun fact, one of my kid's more epic bands had a song called "Tropical Tel Aviv" which had something to do with the lead singer working at an Austin-area Tropical Smoothie Cafe. I don't think I ever really understood the lyrics, the guy was hilarious but an absolutely horrible singer.

I think a part of having a band is writing a song about a local food joint

my friends had a song about a terrible local Chinese place for instance

same problem though, good song writing, good musicianship, terrible singing

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Ben Nerevarine posted:

controversial opinion but I for one am thankful that more and more schools are installing entrance pasta detectors

getting suspended for taking out my penne in school

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Fluffdaddy posted:

Not to deflate anyone's ego, but none of you have ever been on the admin teams radar. Feel free to post away.

lmao

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I was in a hurry to get something to eat before football so I got two burritos, two cokes, and queso from Chipotle and it was $32. What the gently caress is this poo poo

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

president robot chicken

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

He used to be the trend now he merely reports the trend. How the mighty have fallen.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I was in a hurry to get something to eat before football so I got two burritos, two cokes, and queso from Chipotle and it was $32. What the gently caress is this poo poo

jesus christ was one of those burritos wrapped in the shroud of turin

at Taco del Mar, which isn't even cheap, you'd be out like half that much damage

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
he got extra guac

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
can someone give me my pre-alec Thomas Nast skeletar back plz tia

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I was in a hurry to get something to eat before football so I got two burritos, two cokes, and queso from Chipotle and it was $32. What the gently caress is this poo poo

everyone gives chipotle so much poo poo but id loving kill for a steak burrito with cilantro rice and cheeze right now

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I've got one secret trick to smuggling burritos practically anywhere and let me tell you my wife hates it.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

im so loving hungry

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I was in a hurry to get something to eat before football so I got two burritos, two cokes, and queso from Chipotle and it was $32. What the gently caress is this poo poo

seems like the problem here is football

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I was in a hurry to get something to eat before football so I got two burritos, two cokes, and queso from Chipotle and it was $32. What the gently caress is this poo poo

oben bidden

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

reignofevil posted:

I've got one secret trick to smuggling burritos practically anywhere and let me tell you my wife hates it.

lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


he literally just posts into the void lmao

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

(plus!)

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

emfive posted:

I'm going downstairs to check my pasta supply and make sure nobody's been pilfering sacks of pasta

do you ever think the dolls cook and eat your pasta while you sleep

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

isnt there like 10000 games in a few hours today

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

i have been waiting to post this

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

redneck nazgul posted:

i have been waiting to post this

tmurpo

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

is the queso from chipotle even good. its hard to gently caress up queso

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

my hard rolls were a success, though they look a bit... uh... rustic



If I can do it you can too, goons

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Buddykins posted:

everyone gives chipotle so much poo poo but id loving kill for a steak burrito with cilantro rice and cheeze right now

They were veggie burritos!!!!!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

They were veggie burritos!!!!!

lol goddamn

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Are you guys feeling ok?? First you make a fuss about mr sex pest taintrunner being permad, then sspideerman guy due to of defending cartoon blowjob u derage hentai, then flavius, the epic ik tgat refused to believe people were pissed about underage fart porn probation pic, then epic gay gimmick cumshitter guy who was threatening to call someonrs job because of someone trolling him, and now this unfathomable r*********** who spent every day uploading videos of his awful face and posted a creepy video waving a razor around wjile namedropping another poster (very normal behavior)? How many loving lunatics are cspam going to go to bat for? Stop loving qqing, stop being such insane weirdos, and grow the gently caress up already. Your friends are NOT getting unpermad. The mods rarely ever do that and theyre not gonna accomodate you

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

my hard rolls were a success, though they look a bit... uh... rustic



If I can do it you can too, goons

I'd dip that in some soup. I'd dip that in some soup twice, even.

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