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OwlFancier posted:That's an impressive feature list for a cheese. I was surprised too. Germans eh. E: Catte in kitchen asking for Raclette tax at 2am. 
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OwlFancier posted:That's an impressive feature list for a cheese. The word meant the dish/method of eating cheese originally, the cheese got named after it for marketing purposes.
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Jippa posted:I say jab. yeah it’s actually jȸ
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Jan 9, 2022 19:39
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I cannot fathom what kind of evil spirit that starmer would deter. Other than possibly just a blanket repulsuion of all spirits including those still inside bodies.
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Jan 9, 2022 19:44
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Er I welcome the arrival of the evil spirit, but would encourage it to go further
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Jan 9, 2022 19:45
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the objectively correct term is "jag", actually 
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It would deter any change whatsoever and then proclaim itself as the number one prosecutor, gently caress a flag and then look pained when everyone carried on while ignoring it. At which point it would profess it did exactly what it planned on and be replaced by a replica of itself with a slightly shitter haircut.
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Jan 9, 2022 19:48
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It drinks them before they can cross the threshold.
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Jan 9, 2022 19:51
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ThomasPaine posted:Oh yeah I'm being completely irrational but it still annoys me for some reason I can't quite place I've been trying to wind people up by calling a negative LFT result "neggers"
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I've been trying to wind people up by calling a negative LFT result "neggers" Be very careful saying this in public!
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Speaking of LFTs. Anyone found a good place to pay for them to be delivered. Need some more and i have a few hospital appts this coming week. I got my code from the NHS website for free ones today and basically got laughed out of every pharmacy i tried. However it seems boots is £20 per test and fffffuck that.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I've been trying to wind people up by calling a negative LFT result "neggers"
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I've been trying to wind people up by calling a negative LFT result "neggers" Can you follow up by calling positive results "Possy wossy"
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EvilHawk posted:Can you follow up by calling positive results "Possy wossy" Done and done
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Mebh posted:Speaking of LFTs. Anyone found a good place to pay for them to be delivered. Need some more and i have a few hospital appts this coming week. I managed to order some online today. (I think you still can because when I went to the page just now it didn't instantly tell me to bugger off.) https://test-for-coronavirus.service.gov.uk/order-lateral-flow-kits/condition
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Jan 9, 2022 20:06
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Surely a positive test would be poggers? Which would be exceptionally confusing & hilarious
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Mebh posted:Speaking of LFTs. Anyone found a good place to pay for them to be delivered. Need some more and i have a few hospital appts this coming week. If you can easily (and safely!) get to Good London I've got a spare box you can have (and if it comes to it LBTH still have the little pop-up tents scattered around with people handing them out).
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kyojin posted:Surely a positive test would be poggers? Which would be exceptionally confusing & hilarious Only if it's the kappa variant
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I've been trying to wind people up by calling a negative LFT result "neggers" 
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I managed to order some online today. Still showing as out of stock for me sadly. Guess its a local thing. goddamnedtwisto posted:If you can easily (and safely!) get to Good London I've got a spare box you can have (and if it comes to it LBTH still have the little pop-up tents scattered around with people handing them out). Appreciated! But I've got a few left. Just going to be out after this week and trying to keep a small stock in as o try to be careful since i look after my mum.
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"jabs" meant tits when I was growing up (process still ongoing), one of the girls on my PhD program was referred to only as "[Her name] Big Jabs"by some of the bloke-ier nerds. so I still have a little mental chuckle when anyone says "double jabbed" or "afraid of jabs" or whatever 
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Guavanaut posted:Despite the fact that if you go for your Covid jorts
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Mebh posted:Still showing as out of stock for me sadly. Guess its a local thing. A you sure? I've just ordered a pack for my mum (as at 20:20) as someone she was with yesterday has tested positive today. The site normally tells me to go away if there aren't any before I've even signed in so it doesn't 'know' I'm in Wales. Maybe refresh the page if you're on a laptop?
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Jedit posted:Sounds like Costco, which I have in the past described as the only place you can get a chainsaw, a trampoline and a birthday cake under the same roof. Walmart will do you that plus a gun and a hockey mask. feedmegin fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Jan 9, 2022 |
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Back on the djokovic Saga before things get sorted tomorrow. I see some changes of tide with people starting to side with him now upon learning the terrible sub human conditions they are keeping the multi millionaire tennis great in. It's unbelievable they would think it was acceptable to keep him in the standard immigration "hotels".
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https://twitter.com/steamedhamms/status/1480157490117582853?s=21 All according to plan I’m sure
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It really wouldn't take a lot of money to basically own the labour party. But I guess, what's the point.
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Noxville posted:All according to plan I’m sure Weird how the article mentions court cases related to  Corbyn and not the 5 people represented by Carter-Ruck because forensic Starmer decided to accuse them of leaking that report.Big lols if Labour goes bankrupt because they have to pay 5x Carter-Ruck costs.
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I ordered some covid tests today through the government site without a problem. Having said that, if the rumour about having to pay for them soon becomes widespread then there will be a shortage in no time at all as everyone rushes to stock up.
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what is even inside them? Can I make my own out of like a parsnip and some glue?
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NotJustANumber99 posted:what is even inside them? Can I make my own out of like a parsnip and some glue? Cotton swabs, test liquid, little plastic vial things, and the cartridge. You swab your nose, squeeze your germs into a couple drops of the liquid, and drop that onto the test cartridge. On the off-chance you've never actually had to do one. If you can get a parsnip up your nose, god bless
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we do not kink shame here
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lol I meant inside the test cartridge. I'm going to dismantle one, i bet its playdoh
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The bit that says C apparently has gold in it and C just stands for Control to see that the test has actually worked. I don't think this article mentions the gold (and I can't remember where I read that) but I only skimmed it. https://www.abingdonhealth.com/serv...bsorbent%20pad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z07CK-4JoFo This vid mentions the gold if you read the words. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Jan 9, 2022 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:The bit that says C apparently has gold in it and C just stands for Control to see that the test has actually worked. Brb gonna root through some NHS hazard bins for gold.
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Clarence posted:Having said that, if the rumour about having to pay for them soon becomes widespread then there will be a shortage in no time at all as everyone rushes to stock up. Surely this is already the case and has been for some time Availability, I guess, is also worse because of the holiday season, and because people are scared of omicron (with good reason)
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Yeah, we get a box of 56 every third day or so and it's gone within the hour, even limiting pickup to one pack per customer. And then we spend all day answering the phone saying over and over 'no we don't have any tests, no we don't know where you can get them'. And then I have to log onto the NHS's 'manage your service' website and enter every single collection individually, all 56 of them, with a dropdown field for 'anonymous? yes/no' and a space to enter the lot number of each test given out. When we were using codes, we had to manually type in the codes, too. Amazing. Thank goodness I don't have anything better to be doing in my completely overwhelmed pharmacy!
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stev posted:Brb gonna root through some NHS hazard bins for gold. You're much better off mining the roads for platinum. Thanks to catalytic converters the tarmac on a busy road now has more platinum in it than the actual ore they extract platinum from. It's only because tarmac is so easily recyclable (to the point that "resurfacing" uses like 99% recycled materials, often the ones they dig up to resurface) that nobody's actually paying to take it away and extract the platinum from it (Please note before you head off with a pickaxe - the yield is about a milligram per ton of material so you'll get about £20 per 30 square metres of tarmac)
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