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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Sack record doesn�t count if you get an extra game, have a nice day

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Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Codependent Poster posted:

Colts keep rushing 4, getting no pressure, and dropping 7 into soft coverage which is leaving pretty much everyone open.

Cavauro posted:

this gives the offense time to rest and go really fast and powerful the next time out

This will totally work next time guys, I'm sure of it

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Chucktesla: Jul 13, 2014

Lol Watt just ducked the tight end and then the tackle

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Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Absolutely embarrassing.

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Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Hollywood "Butterfingers" Brown

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:24

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Danny LaFever posted:

I'm thankful that the Packers got us Gregg Olson crew. Aqib Talib for the last 10 weeks or whatever was death.

On the other side of things, I'm glad I don't have to listen to Troy Aikman today

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:24

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Do you think Curt Menefee's favorite pokemon is Manaphy

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:26

wyoak: Feb 14, 2005; a glass case of emotion; Fallen Rib

AndrewP posted:

Sack record doesn�t count if you get an extra game, have a nice day

Sack record shouldn�t count since Favre handed it to Strahan

And all records after 1960 shouldn�t count, seasons were 12 games as God intended

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:26

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

I hope the steelers win because I am a piece of poo poo and everyone should hate me

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:26

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Now we burn a timeout so can't run the ball

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

That PI in the titans game was an abomination.

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:26

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Watt got a knee to the balls lol

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:27

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Huntley just knee'd watt in the dick lmao

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

wyoak posted:

Sack record shouldn�t count since Favre handed it to Strahan

And all records after 1960 shouldn�t count, seasons were 12 games as God intended

there's all of that, and then there's my personal feelings. they're private. but here it goes. it shouldn't count as a huge deal to tie a record. please be respectful even if you disagree. i'm sensitive

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:27

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Shinjobi posted:

I hope the steelers win because I am a piece of poo poo and everyone should hate me

I don't hope the Steelers win but I hope the Ravens don't make the playoffs because john harbaugh will NEVER fire a coordinator if we "made the playoffs"

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Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Why did they call that timeout

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

TJ Watt appears to have a yambag situation

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InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Whooping Crabs posted:

On the other side of things, I'm glad I don't have to listen to Troy Aikman today

I can't wait for the nation to experience Tom McCarthy on CBS top billing game at 4, vanilla at its finest

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:27

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

AndrewP posted:

Sack record doesn�t count if you get an extra game, have a nice day

But he wasn't against Favre, so it evens out.

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

RIP Watt�s dick and balls

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:27

Danny LaFever: Dec 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

wyoak posted:

Sack record shouldn�t count since Favre handed it to Strahan

Irrelevant since Bubba Baker is the record holder.

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:27

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Knee right to the dick

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Bob Socko: Feb 20, 2001

RIP TJ Watt�s balls

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Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

AndrewP posted:

Sack record doesn�t count if you get an extra game, have a nice day

he's missed roughly 5 games to injury this year so it's ok, he's doing it on undefeated dolphins season terms

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:27

Cirrhosis Johnson: Jan 9, 2014

Shinjobi posted:

I hope the steelers win because I am a piece of poo poo and everyone should hate me

It's okay friend, I am a fan of the Dallas Cowboys, a Football Team in the National football Conference (NFC) of the National Football League, better known as the NFL.

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:28

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Mystic Stylez posted:

Why did they call that timeout

Ravens Coaching.

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:28

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Shinjobi posted:

I hope the steelers win because I am a piece of poo poo and everyone should hate me

And they make the playoff making goons irrationally mad

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fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

That is an extremely bullshit DPI on Houston

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:28

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Do you think Curt Menefee's favorite pokemon is Manaphy

Why would a grown man think about pokemon?

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:28

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

sexy tiger boobs posted:

Why would a grown man think about pokemon?

I'm a grown man and I think about pokemon all the time

I'm thinking about pokemon right now

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Kawalimus posted:

Absolutely embarrassing.

I thought you wanted to lose

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

AndrewP posted:

Sack record doesn�t count if you get an extra game, have a nice day

What�s also funny is Strahan didn�t get a single sack the first four games of the season he set the record. Even if you want to say Favre gifted him the last one, he got the other 20.5 in 11 games.

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:29

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Elephanthead posted:

And they make the playoff making goons irrationally mad

if the jags pull it out, and we get the LV-LAC tie, then it also keeps the steelers out.

just wins on wins on wins

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:29

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Elephanthead posted:

And they make the playoff making goons irrationally mad

Bad steelers teams limping into the playoffs can bring wondrous things.

Also if it means the jags win on the last week of the season why the hell not, I say

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StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

"batted ball for TJ Watt, and not the only one" lmao Hanson

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:29

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

AndrewP posted:

I thought you wanted to lose

No I never wanted to lose this game. I just don't want to make the playoffs. That's why I was glad we lost last week because we could win this week and have it not matter. But the way things are looking..

I still can't root against us in this game. I can't want Roethlisberger to win his last game against us even if it does mean we make the playoffs. I said that last week too.

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