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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

HerStuddMuffin posted:

Wouldn’t the opposite of a prolapse be an antilapse instead?

conlapse

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Urcher
Jun 16, 2006


https://twitter.com/LordManley/status/1478476874439397381

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Why did they have to make the end of that flesh tube red

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Unperson_47 posted:

Why did they have to make the end of that flesh tube red

:wink:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Pro user name:

Prelapsian Goatse

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Pro-am lapse

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Type I for sure :australia: :boonie:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I think type G, their eyes have rolled back in their head and their jaw has gone slack

also they're upside down

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/s6wcEhb.mp4

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


"Please allow to warm up before cooking."

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Trumpini mushroom

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


The scientific name for that mushroom is Phallus inpudicus, ”the rude dick”.

axolotl farmer has a new favorite as of 10:18 on Jan 10, 2022

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

axolotl farmer posted:

The scientific name for that mushroom is [i]Phallus inpudicus[/s], ”the rude dick”.
This thing just reeks of "frustrated 16th century botanists" and is like a porn producer's dream:

Wikipedia posted:

The fruiting structure is tall and white with a slimy, dark olive colored conical head.

On the outside is a thick whitish volva,

The rate of growth of Phallus impudicus has been measured at 10–15 cm (4–6 in) per hour. The growing fruit body is able to exert up to 1.33 kPa of pressure — a force sufficient to push up through asphalt.

The mature stinkhorn is 10 to 30 cm (3.9 to 11.8 in) tall and 4 to 5 cm (1.6 to 2.0 in) in diameter,[7] topped with a conical cap 2 to 4 cm (0.8 to 1.6 in) high
:pervert:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

It was named by Carl Linnaeus, an 18th century dude with deep knowledge of Latin and Greek and an academic sense of humor.

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.
Don't judge the Swede by the rudeness of his 11.8 inch stinkhorn

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I'll judge the hell out of him until he washes it.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

This and butt guitar are the two that get me for a tenth of a second before it clicks into place and my brain can't make it NWS until the next mystery meeting. See you in the future rear end strap.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

fishing with the fam posted:

This and butt guitar are the two that get me for a tenth of a second before it clicks into place and my brain can't make it NWS until the next mystery meeting. See you in the future rear end strap.
This one definitely needs to be tiny image. It helps to cover up the top and bottom, so to speak.

Guitar I can "reset" by covering up part of the guitar, from like the frets forward.

Yet I have trouble resetting the plates go figure.


ps. Moving farther away and crossing your eyes helps a bit.

Ima Giraffe
Apr 30, 2009

Pucker Up!

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Yet I have trouble resetting the plates go figure.


ps. Moving farther away and crossing your eyes helps a bit.

I don’t see any dick in this picture no matter what the plates do :colbert:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ima Giraffe posted:

I don’t see any dick in this picture no matter what the plates do :colbert:

Try turning your monitor off

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Buddy...

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That’s a lot of couchie.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Loveseat

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

From the H.R. Giger collection.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't:

Platystemon posted:

That’s a lot of couchie.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Imagine being the poor sap who always gets the couchie on the end.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

:mike pence's boner intensifies:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I did it all for the couchie!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Well at least that poor ottoman will get a break.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Just a more efficient casting couch

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



That bucket of dicks you're about to eat needs to see a doctor

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

:dudsmile:

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's what happens to sandworms when you put them in water.

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