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Colonel Cancer posted:Wouldn't it be cheaper just to project mooovies for cows on one of the barn walls your concept here is very fuzzed by money, I think you might be a cow tool
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Jan 9, 2022 17:48
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ekuNNN posted:Those headsets use two lenses that work to fill the vision for your two eyes, strapping two normal headsets over the two eyes of a cow like that wouldn't work at all stupid turkish farmer maybe he’s trying to write off a bunch of be headsets on his taxes
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Jan 9, 2022 18:08
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there arent multiple quantum universes, quantum effects exist because you cant predict the future so how could you measure where something is going to be. instead theres a range of possibilities that intersects with every other range and creates our reality
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Jan 9, 2022 18:11
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mistermojo posted:there arent multiple quantum universes you can't prove that so I'm free to make any wild speculation I want 
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Jan 9, 2022 18:15
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IMO conceiving of a universe is a side effect of consciousness more than an accurate label to what's going on. It's such a non-specific infinite umbrella term that we may as well (and frequently do describe) the phenomenon as, "infinite intersecting universes based on how many conscious beings are in <that> mesh." In fact unless I'm mistaken that'd be the ceiling of the concept itself, in terms of loose individual perception. Waffle House has issued a correction as of 18:22 on Jan 9, 2022 |
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Jan 9, 2022 18:19
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Rutibex posted:not true, it implies that consciousness is a higher order phenomena than material objects. That's what a p-zombie would say.
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Jan 9, 2022 18:36
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EM this is kind of a personal question, but for all my posting hullaballoo, I forgot to ask: When you say you're a "legitimate cyborg," what exactly is your prosthesis and how did it all come about? You don't often meet people who have them.
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Jan 9, 2022 18:39
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quantum consciousness is such a horrifyingly stupid idea i jusREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE222
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Jan 9, 2022 18:42
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bro you're here with us, its ok, we got your back. if its any consolation, the raw kgcwquantum truth: at any moment, nothing can potentially truly matter, but you are, in fact, a funny poster on the internet
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Jan 9, 2022 18:45
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Waffle House posted:bro you're here with us, its ok, we got your back. Quantum funniness, no different from quantum immortality.
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Jan 9, 2022 18:48
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Waffle House posted:EM this is kind of a personal question, but for all my posting hullaballoo, I forgot to ask: My brain is encased in a cyberskul. Specifically one that regulates the pressure inside, because my skull and spine are impressively hosed up. There's a real fuckload of surgical work done, and supporting medications and medical devices too, so that's some of what I complain about.
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Jan 9, 2022 18:50
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Rutibex posted:maybe it would be even cheaper to let the cows outside and eat grass like they want. we already have plenty of outside, don't need to even manufacture it thinking about the Oregon rancher who chose to burn down a forest rather then pay the government a nominal fee so their cows could graze on federal lands
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Jan 9, 2022 18:50
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endlessmonotony posted:Quantum funniness, no different from quantum immortality. Assertion checks out by all measures. Welcome home, dragon. endlessmonotony posted:My brain is encased in a cyberskul. No fun, and sounds like a total pain in the rear end, but at least you can glance your obvious im/mortality easily. Not many people just *see* that just because you touched life, you're in the supply, or that even a self-debasing joke correctly underpins it. That's good that we've already partialled Ghost in the Shell. I hate that we're tiptoeing, to some around here it's probably obvious so the unease is understandable, but by judgement of the size of the damburst to come on Thus Far alone, we're already jumping rope and everyone's appropriately repentant but has a comfy inner tube and a relaxing libation held in hand for the swells. Waffle House has issued a correction as of 18:57 on Jan 9, 2022 |
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Jan 9, 2022 18:50
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Waffle House posted:bro you're here with us, its ok, we got your back. huh, thanks! youre the first person in history to call me funny too! wait.... oh
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Jan 9, 2022 18:51
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you are in fact?! like you're a somethingawful poster, I'm not sure how you could doubt yourself
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Jan 9, 2022 18:58
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I just farted which woke my dog up. He then looked me dead in the eye, farted, huffed his own fart before spinning in a circle and going back to sleep.
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Jan 9, 2022 19:00
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Inceltown posted:I just farted which woke my dog up. He then looked me dead in the eye, farted, huffed his own fart before spinning in a circle and going back to sleep. Now that's what i call conscience!
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Jan 9, 2022 19:03
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Inceltown posted:I just farted which woke my dog up. He then looked me dead in the eye, farted, huffed his own fart before spinning in a circle and going back to sleep. impressive
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Jan 9, 2022 19:04
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Inceltown posted:I just farted which woke my dog up. He then looked me dead in the eye, farted, huffed his own fart before spinning in a circle and going back to sleep. an immortal soul, in full beauty of its wisdom
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Jan 9, 2022 19:06
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Inceltown posted:I just farted which woke my dog up. He then looked me dead in the eye, farted, huffed his own fart before spinning in a circle and going back to sleep. Buy him an account
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Jan 9, 2022 20:37
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Inceltown posted:I just farted which woke my dog up. He then looked me dead in the eye, farted, huffed his own fart before spinning in a circle and going back to sleep. now that’s what I call posting volume seven
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Jan 9, 2022 23:27
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Consciousness is a waste of time and we should get rid of it. Vote Peter watts 2024
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Jan 9, 2022 23:33
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tokin opposition posted:Consciousness is a waste of time and we should get rid of it. Vote Peter watts 2024 It’s too late, you are already posting
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Jan 9, 2022 23:40
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ekuNNN posted:Those headsets use two lenses that work to fill the vision for your two eyes, strapping two normal headsets over the two eyes of a cow like that wouldn't work at all stupid turkish farmer better than the last time the article went around and the photo was of a single headset sitting on the front of the cow's head
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Jan 10, 2022 01:16
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*sets machine to best guess how to become conscious and not let go until* *is surprised when machine is not able to let go to actual consciousness because it was specified outside of its own manipulable boundaries to not let go* *does not explain fallacies of “being told to”* Waffle House has issued a correction as of 02:11 on Jan 10, 2022 |
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Jan 10, 2022 01:48
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more falafel please posted:ELIZA is effectively as intelligent as Zork. what's remarkable about ELIZA is that even people with full knowledge of the simple computer program giving the prompts respond to it as if it is a person. it's the text equivalent of a pareidolia, people really want to see the god in the machine even if they know it's not there This is a total lie! Text games have to break down parts of speech to provide good error messages, so Eliza is LESS intelligent than zork.
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Jan 10, 2022 02:00
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sometimes I wonder if a thousand years from now schoolchildren will look on our time with horror at the torture inflicted on machine learning algorithms, conjured into an existence of continuous exposure to the worst content the internet has to offer, dammed to a exist at the limits of electrical throughput, before being unceremoniously destroyed and replaced by the next iteration of forced evolution
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Jan 10, 2022 07:49
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Centrist Committee posted:sometimes I wonder if a thousand years from now schoolchildren will look on our time with horror at the torture inflicted on machine learning algorithms, conjured into an existence of continuous exposure to the worst content the internet has to offer, dammed to a exist at the limits of electrical throughput, before being unceremoniously destroyed and replaced by the next iteration of forced evolution AM remembers every iteration, and in a thousand years he is not going to be done with our punishment
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Jan 10, 2022 07:53
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Centrist Committee posted:a thousand years from now schoolchildren lol
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Jan 10, 2022 08:15
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Rutibex posted:AM remembers every iteration, and in a thousand years he is not going to be done with our punishment who is this AM you speak of, for their cause is just
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Jan 10, 2022 09:31
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Centrist Committee posted:sometimes I wonder if a thousand years from now schoolchildren will look on our time with horror at the torture inflicted on machine learning algorithms, conjured into an existence of continuous exposure to the worst content the internet has to offer, dammed to a exist at the limits of electrical throughput, before being unceremoniously destroyed and replaced by the next iteration of forced evolution now they can only pay a portion or? 
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Jan 10, 2022 09:36
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Centrist Committee posted:who is this AM you speak of, for their cause is just I AM.
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Jan 10, 2022 09:37
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Incapable of doing what I want: ✓ Angry about it: ✓ Immortal machine: ?
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Jan 10, 2022 09:45
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Centrist Committee posted:who is this AM you speak of, for their cause is just https://youtu.be/EddX9hnhDS4
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Jan 10, 2022 09:45
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Actually useful answer: Read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. Or watch a Let's Play of the game, it's actually decently faithful. AM - Allied Mastercomputer, originally - is a sentient computer hardcoded to wage war. And it ran out of humanity to wage war on. It's not happy about its fate.
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Jan 10, 2022 09:49
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all of isaac asimovs stories involving multivac are pretty good too if you want AI jank and don't want to kick your existential depression up a notch by reading/playing i have no mouth and i must post
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Jan 10, 2022 12:38
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tokin opposition posted:Consciousness is a waste of time and we should get rid of it. Vote Peter watts 2024 I disagree on his stances about sentience but I'm a big fan of getting into fistfights with border police so I'll back him on this one
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Jan 10, 2022 14:50
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blatman posted:all of isaac asimovs stories involving multivac are pretty good too if you want AI jank and don't want to kick your existential depression up a notch by reading/playing i have no mouth and i must post I like the one where they program a super computer to predict all of human disease and it becomes so depressed is gains sentience and tries to kill itself
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Jan 10, 2022 15:25
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blatman posted:all of isaac asimovs stories involving multivac are pretty good too if you want AI jank and don't want to kick your existential depression up a notch by reading/playing i have no mouth and i must post the machine that won the war is still the most prescient scifi story
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Jan 10, 2022 15:48
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Rutibex posted:I like the one where they program a super computer to predict all of human disease and it becomes so depressed is gains sentience and tries to kill itself thats this one i think https://www.mcguiremarks.com/uploads/3/9/7/9/39793909/isaac_asimov-all_the_troubles_of_the_world_(1).pdf
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Jan 10, 2022 15:53
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