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StashAugustine posted:iirc he used a "bolt gun," a specialized tool for killing livestock akin to a nailgun (it's the weapon chigurh uses in no country for old men) and dorsey misinterpreted it as a laser gun zuckerberg would be 1000x cooler if he acted and spoke like chigurh
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he invites fellow billionaires over to his house, says oh good you're here come on in dinner will be ready in thirty minutes, then chucks an entire goat in the oven
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it’s just one goat Jack, how long can it cook? 30 minutes?
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guys im starting to think the skin dancer lookin, souless eye motherfucker might not be on the up and up
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christmas boots posted:zuckerberg would be 1000x cooler if he acted and spoke like chigurh But he'd have to grow his hair out and NOT pretend he looks like caesar augustus
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StashAugustine posted:iirc he used a "bolt gun," a specialized tool for killing livestock akin to a nailgun (it's the weapon chigurh uses in no country for old men) and dorsey misinterpreted it as a laser gun Does this imply Dorsey has or has been offered laser weaponry? Like it's just a regular thing for billionaires to have.
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You guys, Obama clearly considers himself the Commissioner Gordon type.
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Does Zuckerberg have syphilis? StashAugustine posted:iirc he used a "bolt gun," a specialized tool for killing livestock akin to a nailgun (it's the weapon chigurh uses in no country for old men) and dorsey misinterpreted it as a laser gun A captive bolt gun, i.e. nothing exits the gun permanently - the bit that shoots out is a part of the mechanism. Might use the same "blank" cartridges as nail guns. Dorsey thought it was a laser weapon from this game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivyS0ybG4XM&t=92s
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like always, it was all a performance to try to seem cool. like always, zuckerberg failed miserably at it.
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I would totally watch a reality show where we follow Zuck just pretending to be a cool guy. Like the premise of the show is he thinks it’s about how cool he is and he’s just showing off to us how cool and impressive he is. I would love to watch him pretend he knows how to chop wood and then watch him attempt to do so.
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Granted, when the legacy media propagandizes billionaires for free, there's no need to. But shame that late capitalism hellworld won't even give us more movies like A Burns For All Seasons.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I would totally watch a reality show where we follow Zuck just pretending to be a cool guy. Like the premise of the show is he thinks it’s about how cool he is and he’s just showing off to us how cool and impressive he is. I would love to watch him pretend he knows how to chop wood and then watch him attempt to do so. I will teach him to chop wood for 15,000 a lesson
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Milo and POTUS posted:I will teach him to chop wood for 15,000 a lesson If you find yourself wielding an axe in close proximity to an unsuspecting billionaire you must have some kind of moral obligation.
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I think Zuckerberg suffers from the high-achieving precocious savant who was always best in his class, then was best in his class, and then was best in his summer camp for high achieving savants before becoming the youngest self made billionaire syndrome. That thousand yard stare that comes from being the American dream personified.
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vyelkin posted:Mark Zuckerberg eats plain toast and thinks that an entire goat will be cooked after 30 minutes in the oven
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Just pay for one of those hunting resorts that teaches you basic butchering and how to loving cook. Billionaires are so loving stupid.
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Could just buy out the whole place for a week if you don't want to mix with the rabble.
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cenotaph posted:Just pay for one of those hunting resorts that teaches you basic butchering and how to loving cook. Billionaires are so loving stupid. He tried to attend but his face scared all the animals off, even the dead ones.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I would totally watch a reality show where we follow Zuck just pretending to be a cool guy. Like the premise of the show is he thinks it’s about how cool he is and he’s just showing off to us how cool and impressive he is. I would love to watch him pretend he knows how to chop wood and then watch him attempt to do so. this would be rad but have the entire thing narrated by Steven Wright who is constantly insulting him like Chillin' Island
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Does Zuckerberg have syphilis? Typically activated by compressed gas I believe. Hence Chigurh carrying around that gas tank. Which is also how your old school timber to timber nail gun operates, off a compressor on a hose.
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maybe anton chigurh's fate was ultimately succumbing to a prion disease
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i got married on the day of the South Carolina primary. don't think i'll ever reach that high of a week of hopium after the Nevada caucus and then having a great time at my own wedding. Followed by an immediate crash lmao. The day before was the first (at the time) recorded death from coronavirus in the US. The only thing that brings me joy anymore is knowing that my wedding may have caused it all.
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last month Trump was talking poo poo about Netanyahu and how the PLA were the only side negotiating in good faith and it made me think of this video although I couldn't find it until now https://twitter.com/TienanmenCube/status/1394060469309218825?s=20
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Weka posted:Typically activated by compressed gas I believe. Hence Chigurh carrying around that gas tank. Which is also how your old school timber to timber nail gun operates, off a compressor on a hose. Yeah but these are cooler because you can be a child and find them and then smash them with stones.   if you are a child reading this, do not do it
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repeating the phrase that jeffrey epstein said to his psychologist before his death to myself over and over and cackling like an insane person “being alive is fun”
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crepeface posted:repeating the phrase that jeffrey epstein said to his psychologist before his death to myself over and over and cackling like an insane person That's a bit tautological. The only psychologist he spoke to after his death was his parapsychologist.
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tinstaach posted:Charlie Kirk proudly declaring that the picture of the fetus he was looking at was developed human life, and then being told he was looking at a dolphin fetus And after sputtering in shock decided to bring up the fact that dolphins are rapey to in order to prove ??????
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speaking of dolphins Gizmodo posted an article the other day apparently dolphins also have a clitoris. now you all know that too
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I don't even care that humans have clitorises
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christmas boots posted:speaking of dolphins Gizmodo posted an article the other day apparently dolphins also have a clitoris. now you all know that too tua tagoviaclitoris
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Mr. Lobe posted:Shapiro's dry wife That poor dry woman
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Milo and POTUS posted:Shapiro saying p word over and over ben shapiro also implying that he has never once gotten his wife's pussy wet.
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christmas boots posted:speaking of dolphins Gizmodo posted an article the other day apparently dolphins also have a clitoris. now you all know that too i already assumed as much
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